Lumbered
Lonnie Donegan Lyrics


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There are lots of words that mean
You've been landed in the..cart
But I've found a new one better than the rest
It's a little word called lumbered
And I speaks it from the 'eart
When it comes to getting' lumbered, I'm the best

I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
It's enough to drive a fella round the bend
Once I found a four leafed clover
And a lorry ran me over
So you see I still got lumbered in me end
Like the time I crossed a gypsy's palm with silver
And she said "There's a stranger in your life"
I got l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
'Cos the stranger caught me with his wife

I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
Once I won two hundred thousand on the pools
So I handed in me ticket
Told the foreman where to stick it
And I told him that includes me bag of tools
Then I bought meself an 'aase in Monte Carlo
(Ahem, house)
I was puttin' on me suit to catch the boat
When I found that I'd been well and truly lumbered
'Cos the coupon was still in me coat

If I ever get me hands upon the idiot who wrote
"Into every life a little rain must fall"
I shall take his book of poems and I'll stuff 'em up his throat
'Cos it seems to me as though I get it all

I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered, yeah!
And my luck with women's just too rough for words
On a foursome or a twosome
Guess who gets the one that's gruesome
Me address book's full of really ugly birds
But one day I met a lovely little darlin'
'Bout the only bit of luck I've ever had
I took 'er 'ome to meet the family and got lumbered
'Cos me darlin' ran off with me dad

I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
And the latest lumber makes me want to spit
I wrote Newley a long letter
Saying why aren't pop songs better
He put music to it and it was a hit
Ev'rywhere I go I hear his flamin' number
On the Chinese his parade it's number ten
(Yen, Ten)
It's called "l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d, lumbered"
But I'm never gonna get, never gonna get




Never, never never gonna get, never gonna get
Never, never, never gonna get lumbered again

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Lonnie Donegan's "Lumbered" present a humorous reflection on what it means to "get lumbered" - that is, to be stuck with a bad situation, a seemingly never-ending streak of bad luck, or to be taken advantage of in some way. The singer of the song is resigned to his fate, accepting that no matter what he does or where he goes, he's inevitably going to find himself in a position where he's been lumbered once again.


The first verse establishes the tone of the song, with the singer declaring that he's found a new word that encapsulates the feeling of being lumbered better than any other. It's clear that this is something he's experienced many times before, and he's become something of an expert at it. The subsequent verses provide examples of the different ways in which he's been lumbered - from being hit by a lorry after finding a four-leafed clover, to losing his winnings on the pools, to having his girlfriend run off with his father.


Through all of this, the singer maintains a sense of humor about his predicament, even going so far as to write a letter to Anthony Newley about why pop songs aren't better - only to find that Newley turns his complaint into a hit song of his own, further perpetuating the cycle of being "lumbered."


Overall, "Lumbered" is a catchy, lighthearted song that celebrates the resilience and humor of the human spirit in the face of adversity - even if that adversity seems to follow you wherever you go.


Line by Line Meaning

There are lots of words that mean
There are many ways to describe it


You've been landed in the..cart
You've been put in an uncomfortable situation


But I've found a new one better than the rest
But I've found a better way to describe it


It's a little word called lumbered
It's a term called 'lumbered'


And I speaks it from the 'eart
And I speak it from the heart


When it comes to getting' lumbered, I'm the best
When it comes to getting 'lumbered', I'm an expert


I get l-u-m-b-e-r-e-d lumbered
I always end up in an uncomfortable situation


It's enough to drive a fella round the bend
It's frustrating and maddening


Once I found a four leafed clover
I once had a stroke of luck


And a lorry ran me over
But it was quickly followed by bad luck


So you see I still got lumbered in me end
So in the end, I was still in an uncomfortable situation


Like the time I crossed a gypsy's palm with silver
Like the time I gave money to a fortune teller


And she said "There's a stranger in your life"
And she predicted that there was trouble ahead


'Cos the stranger caught me with his wife
'Cause I ended up in an uncomfortable situation


Once I won two hundred thousand on the pools
Once I won a large sum of money


So I handed in me ticket
So I turned in my ticket


Told the foreman where to stick it
Quit my job and told my boss off


And I told him that includes me bag of tools
And I included my tools in my resignation


Then I bought meself an 'aase in Monte Carlo
Then I bought myself a house in Monte Carlo


When I found that I'd been well and truly lumbered
When I discovered I was still in an uncomfortable situation


'Cos the coupon was still in me coat
'Cause I forgot to turn in my betting slip


If I ever get me hands upon the idiot who wrote
If I ever meet the author of the quote


"Into every life a little rain must fall"
"Bad times happen to everyone"


I shall take his book of poems and I'll stuff 'em up his throat
I'll show him how bad my luck has been


'Cos it seems to me as though I get it all
It feels like I get all the bad luck


And my luck with women's just too rough for words
My relationships with women are always terrible


Guess who gets the one that's gruesome
I always get the unattractive one


Me address book's full of really ugly birds
My phonebook is full of unattractive women


But one day I met a lovely little darlin'
But one day I met a great woman


'Bout the only bit of luck I've ever had
One of the only times I had good luck


I took 'er 'ome to meet the family and got lumbered
I brought her home and ended up in an uncomfortable situation


'Cos me darlin' ran off with me dad
Because my girlfriend left me for my dad


And the latest lumber makes me want to spit
And the most recent bad luck frustrates me


I wrote Newley a long letter
I wrote a long letter to Newley


Saying why aren't pop songs better
Complaining about the quality of pop music


He put music to it and it was a hit
He added music to my letter and made it a hit song


Ev'rywhere I go I hear his flamin' number
Everywhere I go I hear his song playing


On the Chinese his parade it's number ten
In China it's a top ten hit


'Cos I'm never gonna get, never gonna get
'Cause I'll never again end up in an uncomfortable situation


Never, never never gonna get, never gonna get
Never, never, and NEVER again


Never, never, never gonna get lumbered again
I'll never end up in an uncomfortable situation again




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Mike Hannon


on Wabash Cannonball

If you want the donegan lyrics from the recording this link has provided instead of the johnny cash ones they are as fallows;

Wabash Cannonball
by Lonnie Donegan

She came down from Birmingham, one cold December day
As she rolled into the station, you could hear the people say
That train from Indiana, she's long and she's tall...
That’s a combination called the Wabash Cannonball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
He’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

From the great Atlantic Ocean to the wide Pacific shore
From the green and flowing mountains to the old mill by the moor
She's long and handsome, and quite well known by all...
That’s a combination called the Wabash Cannonball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
He’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

Well here's to that old engineer his name will ever stand
And always be remembered in the courts throughout the land
When his mighty race is over and the curtains 'round him fall...
It'll carry him back to dixie on the Wabash Cannon Ball

Listen to the jingle, the rumble and the roar
As she comes down the mountains through the hills and by the shore
Hear the mighty rush of the engine, hear the lonesome hobos call
Yeah he’s racing through the jungle on the Wabash Cannon Ball

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