Bell Bottom Pants
Loudon Wainwright III Lyrics

10 There was a time when all kinds of women wanted…
1994 There's been a brand neew breakthrough Though they're not su…
4 Mirrors I've slumped in your chair Tossed and turned in your bed Lur…
4 X 10 it's not strange, no mystery you and I are history I put…
4x10 it's not strange, no mystery you and I are history I put…
A Father and Son it's not strange, no mystery you and I are history I put…
A Handful Of Dust You got a car, a wife, a gal downtown You got…
A Song Here's a song For someone else to sing With a universal A…
A Year The only time I've seen you was about a year… A.M. World I'm riding in a long black car I'm riding in a…
Absence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder Absence makes the heart grow fonder And the mind begins to…
After You Now won't you listen honey, while I say, How could…
All In A Family It’s all in a family, that’s no lie Even stays that…
Am World I'm riding in a long black car I'm riding in a…
Aphrodisiac He was checking her out at the sound check She was…
At The End Of A Long Lonely Day At the end of a long lonely day without you When…
B Side It's wonderful to be alive To be a bee in this…
B-Side It's wonderful to be alive To be a bee in this…
Be Careful There's A Baby In The House Be careful there's a baby in the house And a baby…
Bed Well I wake up in the morning And I can't get…
Bein' A Dad Bein' a dad isn't so bad Except that you gotta feed…
Between Between the forest and the ocean lies a lonely strand The…
Between (Live) Between the forest and the ocean lies a lonely strand The…
Bicentennial Gonna have an anniversary Gonna be a bicentennial Hey, Ame…
Bill Mason's Bride Half an hour till train time and sir And a fearful…
Bill of Goods Couldn't make the effort You couldn't talk the chit-chat At …
Black Uncle Remus Black uncle Remus sits in Central Square Somebody flipped t…
Brand New Dance There's a new dance craze sweepin' the land First you get…
Breakfast In Bed Well I wake up in the morning And I can't get…
Cardboard Boxes I'm gonna go to the supermarket I'm gonna go to the…
Career Moves For twenty odd years I have strummed on guitars Five thousan…
Carrickfergus I wish I was in Carrickfergus, Only for nights in Ballygrand…
Clockwork Chartreuse You got the black belt, I got the gun. Let's team…
Cobwebs Well it stumbles and it falls off of almost every…
Come A Long Way We've come a long way since we last shook hands Still…
Conspiracies We don't believe in ?You know who? But we don't let…
Daughter Everything she sees, she says she wants Everything she wants…
Dead Skunk Crossin' the highway late last night He shoulda looked left …
Dilated to Meet You We're wondering when you will arrive We're wondering what y…
Do We Do we ever want to take the low road? Do we…
Do We? We Do Do we ever want to take the low road? Do we…
Doin' The Math All of that time, where did it go What did you…
Donations If they had to tell someone that something had happened If…
Double Lifetime I want a double lifetime, I wanna start over One lifetime’s…
Down Drinking At The Bar Well, I call you up on the phone: nobody's at…
Dreaming I'd rather be dreaming than living Living's just too hard to…
Drinking Song Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall Drunk men swear and that'…
Dump The Dog Dump the dog and feed the garbage Mow the floor and…
East Indian Princess East Indian princess lives in a western dream Happy like a…
Fame And Wealth "Fame and wealth that's what I'm after Bucks and praise tha…
Fear Itself Everybody's scared everybody's nervous everybody feelin' upt…
Final Frontier It's a silly, impractical word Quite often it's rhymed with…
Five Years Old Chorus: Happy birthday Martha, happy birthday, birthday girl…
Five Years Old - Live Happy birthday Martha, happy birthday, birthday girl I'm sor…
Four Is a Magic Number Four is a magic number But then again so is five There′s…
Four Mirrors I've slumped in your chair Tossed and turned in your bed L…
Ghost Blues My old dog misses me so To the beach, to the…
Glad to See You've Got Religion I'm glad to see you've got religion I'm glad to see…
Good Ship Venus On the good ship Venus By Christ you should have seen…
Goodbye Booze Oh, goodbye booze for evermore My boozing days will soon be…
Graveyard Chorus: I go to the graveyard where we all must go Among…
Grey In L.A When it's grey in L.A. I sure like it that…
Grown Man You got a grown man for a boyfriend, So you better…
Guru Chorus: Down in Southern California There's a guru that is g…
Hank and Fred On my way Thursday from the Y I heard it…
Happy Birthday Elvis Happy birthday, Elvis; You're not really dead. It's a lie, i…
Hard Day On The Planet The dollar went down and the President said "Who's in charge…
Harry's Wall Everywhere I go in this town, people recognize me. Probably …
Heaven Day is ending
 Birds are wending 
Back to the shelter of
 Ea…
Hey Packy I been shufflin' a lonesome old trail I'm gonna send a…
high wide High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin'. High…
High Wide & Handsome High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin'. High…
High Wide And Handsome High wide and handsome - that's how I like livin'. High…
Hitting You Long ago I hit you, we were in the car You…
Hollywood Hopeful I am a full fledged, grown-up adult I'm tryin' make a…
Homeless When you were alive, I was never alone Somewhere in the…
Hometeam Crowd Seven days of heaven, nine is the cloud Yes, it's great…
Hospital Lady The braid is held in with a bobby pin She's a…
House Unhappy anniversary It's one year since we split I walk an…
I Through fields of golden flowers Where we spent sunny hours…
I Am the Way I was standing down in Jerusalem Town one day I was…
I Can't Stand Myself I sure can pick 'em Out looking for my next victim Who…
I Don't Care I think you will be happy to know I don't love…
I Remember Sex What are you thinking, Loudon? You’ve got a far-away look…
I'd Rather Be Lonely Every night I get the blues, The greens and yellows and…
I'm Alright Well it's been a long time, glad to see your…
I'm Alright - Live I'm alright Nobody worry 'bout me Why you got to gimme a…
I'm Glad I'm Married I'm glad I'm married My wife is a dream She lets me…
I'm the Man Who Rode the Mule Around the World I promised to meet her when the clock struck twenty-three D…
If I Lose If I lose let me lose, I don't care how…
In C Here’s another song in C When I play piano, it’s my…
Inaugural Blues Talkin' 'bout my generation People try to put us down But th…
It's Love and I Hate It I am just a bashful boy, in love with Mary…
Jesse Don't Like It If Jesse don't like it then it's prob'ly not art Jesse…
Kick In The Head Well I hear that she told you she'd been shacking…
Kings and Queens I'm as old as the King of Sweden I can drink…
Last Man On Earth In the year 2000 my age was 53 born in the first…
Little Ship Our relationship Is just a little ship That's out on a sto…
Living Alone You sit at a desk and you squirm in a…
Liza After school we two engaged in pre-pubescent play At your ho…
Lost Love I'm not calling for a reason dear And the reason is…
Lullaby Shut up and go to bed Put the pillow under your…
Man Who Couldn't Cry There once was a man who just couldn't cry He hadn't…
Medley: I Know I'm Unhappy / Suicide Song / Glenville Reel I know I'm unhappy I know things aren't right For instance l…
Men When a ship is sinking and they lower the lifeboats And…
Missing You He don't stay out anymore No more coming in past four Most…
More I Cannot Wish You Velvet, I can wish you
 or the collar of your coat
 And…
Motel Blues In this town television shuts off at two What can a…
Mr. Ambivalent Mr. Ambivalent You ain't going nowhere Sitting on that fence…
Mr. Guilty Call me Mr Guilty, Mr Guilty that's my name Without a…
Muse Blues I went down to the library, you know the big…
My Meds Lipitor tore up my tendon, that was no damn good So…
My Mother & My Sweetheart A crowd of young fellows one night at a club Were…
My Mother And My Sweetheart A crowd of young fellows one night at a club Were…
Nanny My grandmother was like no other Too bad you didn't meet…
Natural Disaster Here comes the thunder, here comes the rain I sure hope…
New Paint At the station you can meet her With that smile…
Nice Jewish Girls listen here buddy I'm no foola product of episcopalian schoo…
Nocturnal Stumblebutt Well it's 3am, and so I creep Around the house 'cause…
Not John The limousine was waiting Outside the studio In stepped po…
Number One Of all the chicks & broads & babes & bimbos…
Ode to a Pittsburgh Pennsylvania's western daughter With your tubes of liberty P…
OGM The OGM on our machine Began with we're not here now But…
Old Ballyhoo Mister, won't you lend a poor dime a cripple? I'm about…
Old Man Of The Sea If I remain still If I am alone and silent long…
Older Than My Old Man Now If I remain still If I am alone and silent long…
on to victory mr. roosevelt All hail to Mr. Roosevelt you′re the hero of the…
On To Victory, Mr. Roosevelt All hail to Mr. Roosevelt you're the hero of the…
One Man Guy People will know When they see this show The kind of…
Our Own War Hostilities ended Nobody cared Any more for the war So a tr…
Over The Hill Once you were a young man Now you are old, you’re…
Pack Up Your Sorrows No use crying, talking to a stranger, Naming the sorrow you'…
Passion Play It's a wonder and it's a miracle it turned out…
Plane Too There was a hipster on the plane There was a sailor,…
Pretty Good Day I slept through the night, I got through to the…
Pretty Little Martha I wrote a song for your big brother, And I'm gonna…
Primrose Hill Living on the side Of Primrose Hill Drinking cans of Tennan…
Prince Hal's Dirge Give me a capon And some roguish companion A wench, and a…
Ramblin' Blues I've seen the lights of old Broadway And Market Street down…
Reader And Advisor Reader and advisor, can you help me please Check the cards,…
Ready Or Not Oh, Lord, don′t I know it, I don't need to…
Reciprocity They got drunk last night At a knockdown, drag out fight S…
Red Guitar Used to have a red guitar until I smashed it…
Road Ode (On the road again Paying my back taxes, road again) Wel…
Road Ode - Live On the road again, Paying my back taxes, road again Well yo…
Rowena Rowena, my darling, please don't let me down - A few…
Rufus Is A Tit Man Rufus is a tit man Suckin' on his mamma's gland Suckin' on…
Saw Your Name In The Paper I saw your name in the paper There was quiet a…
Say That You Love Me Told you I love you Talked on the [Incomprehensible] You'd s…
School Days In Delaware when I was younger I would live the life…
Screaming Issue You and Ludwig van Beethoven And your Manhattan Grandfather …
Smokey Joe's Cafe One day while I was eating beans at Smokey Joe’s…
So Damn Happy The sad thing is I'm so damn happy Who'd blame her…
So Damn Happy (Live) The sad thing is I'm so damn happy. Who'd blame her…
So Many Songs I've written so many songs about you This is the last…
So Much To Do Well, there's not much to say But there's so much to…
Somebody Else Somebody else I knew just died Went away of all flesh,…
Something's Out to Get Me Something’s out to get me, something’s on my trail Somethin…
Sometimes I Forget Sometimes I forget that you've gone You've gone, and you're …
Song Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall Drunk men swear and that's…
Strange Weirdos Isn't it strange that 2 strangers Suddenly don't feel so st…
Suddenly It Suddenly it's Christmas Right after Hallowe'en Forget abou…
Suicide Song I know I'm unhappy I know things aren't right For instance…
Summer's Almost Over Summer's almost over, soon it's back to school Soon they dra…
Surviving Twin Last week I attended a family affair & A few remarked…
Sweet Nothings Write me a letter Make me feel better Take me to dinner Make…
Sweet Sunny South Take me home to the place where I first saw…
Swimming Song This summer I went swimming This summer I might have…
Synchronicity Little did I know, though I probably should have guessed By…
T.S.D.H.A.V. This song don't have a video This song don't have a…
Talking Big Apple '75 Well there's all kinds of cities that I ramble around But…
Talking New Bob Dylan Hey, Bob Dylan, I wrote you a song Today is your…
Thanksgiving Lord every year we gather here To eat around this table Give…
The Acid Song I had not taken acid for twelve years But one night…
The Back Nine In this game you've got eighteen holes To shoot your best…
The Birthday Present You got another one coming up Baby don't be blue I know…
The Days That We Die You'll never change, neither will I, we'll stay the same…
The Deal I've been all around this whole wide world Down to Memphis,…
The Doctor I went to the doctor and the doctor said Son you…
The Drinking Song Drunk men stagger, drunk men fall Drunk men swear and that's…
The End Has Begun We′ve been here before You know the signs The looks and the…
The Heckler The Heckler heckles and he gibes and he jibes Listen to…
The Here & The Now The strangest story ever told Was how I got to be…




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