I Got 5 0n It
Luniz Lyrics

Player, give me some brew an I might just chill
If you give me some beer, I might relax a bit

But I'm the type that like to light another joint, like Cypress Hill
But I prefer to smoke more marijuana like a fan of Cypress Hill

I steal doobies, spit loogies when I puff on it
I take hits and sometimes spit phlegm when smoking marijuana

I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enough on it
I have some money to buy weed, but not enough

Go get the S-T. I-D.E.S
Go get some St. Ides malt liquor

Never the less, I'm hella fresh
Nevertheless, I am very cool

Rollin' joints like a cigarette
I roll joints as easily as cigarettes

So pass it cross the table like ping pong
Pass the joint around the table like ping pong

I'm gone, beatin' my chest like King Kong
I am high and boasting like King Kong

It's on, wrap my lips around a 40
Drinking a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor

And when it comes to get another stogie, fools all kick in like Shinobi
When it's time to buy more marijuana, everyone contributes money like ninja warriors

No, he ain't my homie to begin with, it's too many heads to be proper to let my friend hit it
No, he's not my friend to begin with, it's not appropriate to share weed with so many people

Unless you pull out the fat, crispy, five dollar bill on the real before it's history
Unless you give me a $5 bill, I won't share any more weed with you

'Cause fools be having them vacuum lungs, an' if you let 'em hit it for free you hella dum-da-dum-dumb
Because some people can inhale deeply and if you let them smoke for free, you are very foolish

I come to school with the Taylor on my earlobe
I wear a gold earring to school

Avoiding all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
Avoiding people who are trying to flirt or look weird

That be blowing off the land like where the bomb at
People who are acting very strange and high

Give me two bucks, you take a puff and pass my bomb back
Give me $2, and I'll share some weed with you

Suck up the dank like a Slurpee, the serious bomb will make a niggy go delirious like Eddie Murphy
Inhale the marijuana like a Slurpee, and the potent weed will make you go crazy like Eddie Murphy in a movie

I got more Growing Pains than Maggie, 'cause homie, snag me to take the dank out of the baggie
I have more issues than Maggie from the TV show Growing Pains because my friend asked me to remove the marijuana from the bag

I got five on it, grab your 40, let's get keyed
I have $5 to buy more weed, let's get drunk and high

Messin' wit that Indo' weed, it's got me stuck and knocked on back
Smoking high-quality marijuana from Indonesia made me feel very high and relaxed

Partna, let's go half on a sack
Friend, let's share the cost and buy a bag of weed together

I take sacks to the face whenever I can, don't need no crutch, I'm so keyed up
I smoke marijuana as much as possible, I don't need any other drug because I'm already very high

'Til the joint be burnin' my hand
Smoking the joint until it burns my fingers

Next time I roll it in a hampa to burn slow so the ashes won't be burnin' up my hand, bra
Next time, I will roll the joint in a wrapping paper that will burn slowly to avoid burning my fingers

Hoochies can hit but they know they got to pitch in
Girls can smoke with me, but they have to contribute money

Then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
I roll a joint longer than your phone's extension cord

'Cause I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
I won't let you smoke for free, you need to give me money or weed

Hell no, you betta' bring your own spliff, chief
Absolutely not, you better bring your own joint, friend

What's up? Don't babysit that, better pass the joint
What's going on? Don't hold onto the joint, pass it to someone else

Stop hittin' 'cause you know ya got Asthma
Stop inhaling because you have asthma

Crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzle it
Open a 40 oz bottle of malt liquor, drink it quickly

'Cause I know the weed in my system is gettin' lonely
Because I am aware that my body is accustomed to the effects of marijuana

I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
I have to take a drug test for probation officer

I know I failed 'cause I done smoked major weed bro
I know I failed the drug test because I smoked a lot of marijuana

And every time we with Chris that fool rollin' up a fattie
Whenever we are with Chris, he is rolling a big joint

But the Tanqueray straight had me
But the gin (Tanqueray) made me feel better

Hey, make this right man, stop at the light man
Driver, turn right and stop at the traffic light

My yester-night thing got me hung off the night train
My experience from last night made me feel sick and tired like I am on a night train

You fade, I face, so let's head to the east
You are tired, and I am feeling good, so let's go to the east

Hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big hashish
Go to the street to find someone selling high-quality hashish

I wish I could fade the eighth, but I'm low budget
I would like to buy an eighth of weed, but I don't have enough money

Still rolling a two door Cutlass same old bucket
Driving an old two-door car that looks like a bucket

Foggy windows, soggy Indoe
Windows are foggy because of smoking marijuana, and weed is wet and sticky.

I'm in the 'land getting smoked wit my kinfolk
I am in my hometown, smoking marijuana with my family and friends

Homies don't play around we down to blaze a pound
My friends don't mess around, we are ready to smoke a lot of weed

Then ease up, speed up through the E-S-O
Then relax and drive fast through the ESO gas station

Drink the V-S-O-P up with a lemon squeeze up
Drink the very superior old pale cognac with a lemon slice

And everybody's rolled up, I'm da roller
Everyone has rolled marijuana, but I am the one responsible for rolling the joint

That's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sticky doja
I am quick to roll a blunt with a lot of sticky and aromatic marijuana

Hold up, suck up my weed is all you do
Hold on, you only smoke my weed, you don't contribute anything else

Kick in feed, 'cause where I be's, we need half like a foo-foo
Contribute some money, because where I am from, we need to share the cost like a fool