I Got 5 On It Lyrics
Luniz Lyrics

Player, give me some brew an I might just chill,
Asking for a drink and indicating a desire to relax.

But I'm the type that like to light another joint
Preferring to smoke weed.

Like Cypress Hill
Referencing the popular rap group Cypress Hill, known for their songs about marijuana.

I steal doobies, spit loogies when I puff on it,
Taking hits and spitting phlegm while smoking.

I got some bucks on it, but it ain't enough on it
Having some money to put towards buying weed, but not enough.

Go get the S-t. I-d-e-s
Referring to getting malt liquor.

Never the less, I'm hella fresh,
Despite the previous lines, still feeling great.

Rollin' joints like a cigarette
Being skilled at rolling joints.

So pass it cross the table like ping pong,
Passing the joint around like a game of ping pong.

I'm gone, beatin' my chest like King Kong,
Feeling confident and boasting.

It's on, wrap my lips around a 40,
Moving on to drinking malt liquor.

And when it comes to get another stogie,
When the time comes to smoke weed again.

Fools all kick in like Shinobi
Referring to a group of people contributing money to buy weed.

No, he ain't my homie to begin with,
Not wanting to share weed with someone who is not a close friend.

It's too many heads to be proper to let my friend hit it
Not wanting to share with too many people.

Unless you pull out the fat, crispy
Not willing to share unless someone contributes a significant amount of money.

5 dollar bill on the real before it's history
Asking for a significant sum of money before sharing weed.

Cause fools be having them vacuum lungs
Referring to people who inhale too much and don't share.

An if you let em hit it for free you hella dum-da-dum-dumb
Believing it is foolish to let people smoke for free.

I come to school with the Taylor on my earlobe
Wearing a Taylor brand headphone.

Avoiding all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
Avoiding people who are not cool.

That be blowing off the land like where the bomb at
Asking where the good weed is.

Give me two bucks, you take a puff and pass my bomb back
Asking for a small amount of money in exchange for a hit.

Suck up the dank like a Slurpee
Smoking marijuana.

The serious bomb will make a niggy go delirious like Eddie Murphy
Referring to the effect of strong weed.

I got more Growing Pains than Maggie
Experiencing more difficulties in life than the character from the TV show Growing Pains.

'Cause homie, snag me to take the dank out of the baggie
Asked to prepare the weed for smoking.

I got five on it,
Offering to contribute money towards buying weed.

Grab your 40, let's get keyed
Drinking malt liquor and smoking weed.

Messin' wit that Indo' weed
Smoking indoor-grown weed.

It's got me stuck and knocked on back
Feeling the effects of the marijuana.

Partna let's go half on a sack
Asking a friend to split the cost of buying marijuana.

I take sacks to the face,
Taking hits of weed.

Whenever I can,
Taking hits whenever possible.

Don't need no crutch
Not needing any help to get high.

I'm so keyed up,
Feeling the effects of the marijuana.

Till the joint be burnin' my hand
Holding the joint until it burns down to the fingers.

Next time I roll it in a hampa
Planning to use a cigar wrap instead of paper.

To burn slow so the ashes won't be burnin' up my hand, bra
Using a cigar wrap to make the joint burn more slowly.

Hoochies can hit but they know they got to pitch in,
Allowing women to smoke, but expecting them to contribute money.

Then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
Showing off the ability to roll a long joint.

'Cause I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
Not wanting to share for free.

Hell no, you betta' bring your own spliff, chief
Expecting others to bring their own weed.

What's up? Don't babysit that
Telling someone to pass the joint rather than holding onto it for too long.

Better pass the joint
Encouraging others to pass the joint.

Stop hittin' 'cause you know ya got Asthma
Telling someone to stop smoking because they have asthma.

Crack a 40 open, homie, an guzzle it,
Drinking malt liquor.

'Cause I know the weed in my system is gettin' lonely
Smoking because he doesn't want the weed to go to waste.

I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
Having to take a drug test.

I know I failed 'cause I done smoked major weed bro,
Admitting to smoking a lot of weed and expecting to fail the drug test.

And every time we with Chris that fool rollin' up a fattie,
Rolling a joint with someone named Chris.

But the Tanqueray straight had me
Being drunk off of Tanqueray gin.

Hey, make this right man, stop at the light man
Asking someone driving to stop at the red light so they can smoke.

My yester-night thing got me hung off the night train
Being hungover from drinking the previous night.

You fade, I face,
Asking someone to drive while he smokes.

so let's head to the east
Driving towards the east.

Hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big hashish
Going to a certain street to buy high-quality weed.

I wish I could fade the eighth, but I'm low budget
Wishing he could buy more weed, but doesn't have enough money.

Still rolling a two door Cutlass same old bucket
Driving an old car.

Foggy windows, soggy Indoe
Having steamy windows because of smoking in the car.

I'm in the 'land getting smoked wit my kinfolk
Smoking with close friends and family.