Cat
M.Mann And Others Lyrics

She threw back that shiny hair
She flipped her hair back stylishly

Like the mane on a Delta queen
Her hair looked as majestic as the hair of the queen of the Mississippi river

Gonna spend my last dime on a telephone call
I must talk to her regardless of the cost

Cos' she's the wildest thing I've ever seen
She's the most exciting and unconventional person I've ever come across

She was just plain mister once
She was a man before undergoing a gender transformation

Got herself fixed up real good
She underwent surgery to change her gender expression and appearance

Just a little boy lost in the land of the free
As a boy, she felt trapped and misplaced in the land of the free

A wiggle and a walk away from womanhood
She was almost fully transitioned into a woman

Now they call her the cat
She's referred to as the cat

And that's a stone fact
This is a confirmed and established truth

They took a little of this
They did one surgery

She got a little of that
They did another surgery

Now Billy got a kitty
Billy now has a partner to have intimate friendship with

He got something to scratch
Billy has someone who can satisfy his sexual needs

She just does that double act
She excellently impersonates two famous female actresses

She got Babs and Joan down pat
She can mimic Barbra Streisand and Joan Rivers perfectly

She got hips like Mick, she's a Rolling Stone
Her body and dance moves are similar to those of Mick Jagger and his band

Never seen a woman shake like that
I've never witnessed a woman display such vigorous movement

She's so fine that the water line
She's so attractive that even the dividing line between hot and cold water cannot separate her hotness from her coldness

Don't separate hot and cold
Her beauty cannot be quantified by such simple binary distinctions

She got stitched up bitchy by an old M.D
An old male doctor transformed her into an attractive woman

Now she's headed out to Hollywood or so I'm told
She's planning on pursuing a career in Hollywood