He has appeared on many of Williams Street Studios' shows on Adult Swim, most notably Aqua Teen Hunger Force (as the crude and often misguided MC Pee Pants) and Sealab 2021 (in some bit parts, consistently recurring as the also crude and often misguided Hesh), and a part in The Brak Show. He also wrote for Sealab 2021 and The Brak Show, and later lent a track to the online music game Flash Flash Revolution.
Chris has released ten albums, the first of which is downloadable for free on his website. The albums are:
[2001] Life's A Bitch and I'm her Pimp
[2003] Knowing is Half the Hassle
[2004] Eating's Not Cheating (Re-Released in 2005 with additional tracks)
[2006] Dungeon Master of Ceremonies
[2008] mc chris Is Dead
[2009] Part Six Part One/Two/Three
[2011] Marshmellow Playground
[2011] Race Wars
[2014] Foreverrr
[2016] mc chris is dreaming
He completed several successful tours across the U.S. In October of 2004, he announced his resignation from Cartoon Network to the public on his blog to focus on his recording career (roughly halfway through the entry), but has said that he is willing to return to William Street when needed. He has since toured throughout the continental United States in an effort to expose all of America to the growing genre of nerdcore rap. mc chris encourages fans to mix his songs and play their own role in the growth of what is a relatively new genre.
In January of 2006, mc chris was a nominee for Spin Magazine's "Band of the Year" contest at Spin.com. But after gaining an over 20% margin in his first round battle with Demander, the voting was suspiciously shut down "for maintenance" and when it came back online Demander had been declared the winner. Demander has since denounced the results.
Fuckin' Up My Christmas
MC Chris Lyrics
Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴ Line by Line Meaning ↴
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen
Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
That's why mc be struttin
Wish I could erase this erection
Honey's comin at me from every direction
Lookin for the love connection
Stinky, sweaty, sexin without protection
So line up the contestants
I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
She fuckin up my christmas
chorus
Fuckin up my christmas is a new way of saying fuckin up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin up my christmas biznitch
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I was fine till you was in my bizness
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
"M" in my name stand for monolith
No that's not a lisp, you're a finalist
Here's a sash for that ass it says dominance
now, here's my hotel key and some common sense
get up to my suite or you're incompetent
do you wanna be a winner or the opposite?
So lick them lips, drop them shits
And step on it.
chorus
In the song "Fuckin' Up My Christmas", mc chris is talking about women he encounters during the holiday season. He describes women of all different shapes and sizes that are interested in him, and he seems to relish in the attention. He talks about "bitties" that want to "bite off a lil sumpn" and others that want to "turn on their love oven and cook up a caserole of stove top stuffing". He also says that he won't persist this distance and that he needs to get up in this. The song is essentially a raunchy celebration of sexual conquests during the holiday season.
One interpretation of the lyrics is that mc chris is using sexual conquests as a way to distract himself from the loneliness and disappointment he feels during the holiday season. He seems to be looking for validation and escape through sex, and the attention from women is a way for him to feel important and desired. However, this ultimately leaves him feeling empty and unfulfilled, as evidenced by the line "She fuckin up my Christmas."
Another interpretation of the lyrics is that mc chris is critiquing the hypersexualization of the holiday season. He references the "frilly pink tits" of the women he encounters, which could be seen as a criticism of the way that Christmas has become a heavily commercialized and sexualized holiday.
Line by Line Meaning
Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
Women of all body types are attracted to me
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Women who are always on my mind
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Women who are not looking for money from me
Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
Women are interested in me because of my looks
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpn
Women who are interested in sexual activity with me
Best part's the top like a drew barry muffin
The best part of a woman's body is her breasts
Bittie's that wanna turn on their love oven
Women who want to engage in sexual activity with me
And cook up a caserole of stove top stuffin
They want to have sex with me without any commitment
Don't stop the suckin cuz you're filled with my gumption
Don't stop performing oral sex on me because you enjoy it
take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew bunsen
Take care of my penis because it is important to me
Got ya jonesin for my potion, got my finger on the button
You are craving sexual activity with me, and I control the situation
That's why mc be struttin
That is why I am always confident and proud
Wish I could erase this erection
I wish I could get rid of my sexual excitement
Honey's comin at me from every direction
Women are constantly approaching me
Lookin for the love connection
Women are looking for a romantic or sexual connection with me
Stinky, sweaty, sexin without protection
Women are engaging in sexual activity with me without protection
So line up the contestants
Let the women who are interested in me line up
I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
I will sexually engage with them all
I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
I cannot resist the temptation, I have to have sex with them
She fuckin up my christmas
A beautiful woman is causing me problems
Catchin glimpses in tiny tid bits
I am seeing small parts of her body and being aroused
I was fine till you was in my bizness
I was fine until the woman became interested in me
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
The woman's body is attractive to me
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
I am mc chris, what is going on?
"M" in my name stand for monolith
The "M" in my name refers to a large, imposing structure
No that's not a lisp, you're a finalist
The way I speak is not due to a speech impediment, but rather, you are a contender for sexual activity with me
Here's a sash for that ass it says dominance
I am giving the woman permission to participate in sexual activity with me
now, here's my hotel key and some common sense
I am giving the woman an invitation to come to my hotel and engage in sexual activity safely and responsibly
get up to my suite or you're incompetent
Come to my hotel room, or you will miss out on the opportunity with me
do you wanna be a winner or the opposite?
Do you want to be successful and have sex with me, or not?
So lick them lips, drop them shits
Prepare yourself for sexual activity with me
And step on it.
Hurry up and come engage in sexual activity with me
Fuckin up my christmas biznitch
A beautiful woman is ruining my plans
Contributed by Lucas J. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@ACTNRPLY
See this is the way I meet girls y'know, by being cool and, I've always had this problem with girls and that is..and I'm sure everybody has with members of the opposite sex in this case that would be a girl.
And uhh, y'know, you could start talking to 'em and you can be real cool and real confident up to a point.
Then you start to ask them out or something and it's like, you lose control of your lips y'know and you get nervous and mealy-mouthed and y'know it's like.
Yeah I'll be goin' to London for a couple of weeks and then umm, hmm, I'll be back here in two wee..no I gotta stop in New York for six days for some business there uh I'll be back here in about uhh, three weeks, so listen.
When I get back, I was wondering if maybe you might wanna UHH..." [laughter]
Ladies that are fat ladies that are skinny
Ladies that are all night on my jimmy
Ladies that won't charge me a buck fiddy
Just wanna get with me cuz I'm so pretty
Bitties who wanna bite off a lil sumpin'
Best part's the top like a Drew Berry muffin
Bitties that wanna turn on the love oven
And cook up a casserole of stove top stuffin'
Don't stop the suckin' cuz you're filled with my gumption
take care of my beaker cuz I'm honeydew Bunsen
Got ya jonesin' for my potion, got my finger on the button
That's why mc be struttin'
Wish I could erase this erection
Honey's comin' at me from every direction
Lookin' for the love connection
Stinky, sweaty, sexin' without protection
So line up the contestants
I'll open their drawers like the kid in the sixth sense
I won't persist this distance, gotta get up in this
She fuckin' up my Christmas
Fuckin' up my Christmas is a new way of saying fuckin' up my shit
This is not so much a holiday oriented song as it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
She fuckin' up my Christmas biznitch
Catchin' glimpses and tiny tidbits
I was fine till you was in my business
With you're volleyball booty and you're frilly pink tits
Yo what up wit dis, it mc chris
"M" in my name stand for monolith
No that's not a lisp, you're a finalist
Here's a sash for that ass it says dominance
now, here's my hotel key and some common sense
get up to my suite or you're incompetent
do you wanna be a winner or the opposite?
So lick them lips, drop them shits and step on it
Fuckin' up my Christmas is a new way of saying fuckin' up my shit
This is not so much a holliday oriented song
As it is an exclamation of dismay at the sight of a beautiful woman
[Steve Martin:]
So listen uhh, you wanna come over to my place?
Well look, just in case hell does freeze over, where can I reach you?" [laughter]
Okay! [whistling and applause]
You people are sick!
@KrystalloMantis
MC Chris is a fever dream. While I'm drunk and high and depressed and paranoid listen to this album
@cameronreed8637
It's cause the robotussin
@patrickanderson3778
Me 2
@potatokira
Still a great comment.
Also true
@captaintoyota3171
Yeah i was there when he broke lots of high nights rocking this
@PauliusBoreika
I have been using the phrase "fucking up my Christmas" ever since I first heard this song. /bow
@JumpStop1
Seriously. And no one gets me 😂
@captaintoyota3171
Yeah no one gets my references either
@kaylawojcicki1166
Whos still listening in 2021??
@sUP3Rm0TH
Still listening in 2023..