Modern Day Mugging
MF DOOM Lyrics


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He used to get straight A's
Nowadays get way payed is the pet phrase
Set the stage, preferably night time
Daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes

Things is harder than the tarnish on the garnish
And his gold seems to ?, gosh darn-it we, we hold heat
Goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped
Chrome four-fiddith, no bullets no clip

Black electric tape over the hole in the handle
If you hold it right and hit 'em with it they can't tell
But still, you gotta be careful
Dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the earful

V personally favors, "please don't kill me"
Empty out your pockets and I probably wont willy
But if you don't hurry up and shut up, I'll kill ya
So lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya?

When the nickle gleam like its greased up
Thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up
This could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you
So keep something to cut in case you has to

If he was on the island he'd probably rob a millionaire
And be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan here
These clever war tips
You wont get from cats who never wore skips

Now lets get down to brass tacks
Follow procedure and count stacks like NASDAQ
Don't be caught snoozin'
In the early morning hours from a long night of boozing

Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is
Do the right thing you might live to see your kids
All he said was "c'mon don't shoot!"
So shook I think he shit his Sean Jean suit

Why you starin'? run your chain like an errand
And your girls earrings, and what you wearin'
Survival tactics for when things get too gritty
He feels its his duty to the people of the city

Just so long as nobody get hurt
It keep your average citizen on point and alert
And don't forget to check her d-cup
Now I bust how he got this duck for his re-up

Then he's back on the bricks, smokin indo'
Never let a handy fiend fix your broken window
Oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker
Who follow y'all on the late, dressed like a city worker

Ok miss, come up off that bracelet
Just got your hair did don't make me waste it
So, go to hades get the devil for his stash
But no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash

Like the one from the liquor store
He watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
Before he told her whore get on the floor
She pulled out and let off like quick draw McGraw

Damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
He would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
Its all in good fun, true
Moral of the story son duke





Senior citizens'll bust their guns too

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of "Modern Day Mugging" by MF DOOM depict a character who is no longer the straight-A student he once was. Instead, he has turned to a life of crime in order to make money. The song highlights the contrast between his past and present, as he now reserves daylight for researching and writing rhymes, while his nights are dedicated to criminal activity.


The lyrics also delve into the harsh realities of this criminal lifestyle. The singer finds that things have become increasingly difficult, illustrated by the comparison of tarnished gold. Despite this, he carries a gun with no bullets or clip, relying on fear to intimidate his victims. The character shows a preference for non-violence, giving the command "please don't kill me" in hopes of emptying out his victim's pockets without causing harm. However, he also implies that if pressured, he is not afraid to resort to violence.


The song delves into survival tactics and the character's motivations. He believes it is his duty to protect the people of the city and keep them vigilant, as long as nobody gets hurt. The lyrics also touch on the character's interactions with various individuals he encounters during his criminal activities, including potential targets and even a senior citizen who is willing to use firearms.


Overall, "Modern Day Mugging" reflects the conflicted mindset and lifestyle of an individual who has turned to crime as a means of survival and financial gain in a harsh urban environment.


Line by Line Meaning

He used to get straight A's
He was once successful and achieving high grades in school


Nowadays get way payed is the pet phrase
Nowadays, the focus is on making a lot of money


Set the stage, preferably night time
Preferably, the activities take place at night to create an atmosphere


Daylight reserved for research and writin' rhymes
During the day, he focuses on studying and writing rhymes


Things is harder than the tarnish on the garnish
The challenges he faces are more difficult than the stains on decorative items


And his gold seems to ?, gosh darn-it we, we hold heat
The value of his possessions is uncertain, but he and his crew carry weapons


Goin' all out to the fullest, all dipped
They are going all out and fully prepared for any situation


Chrome four-fiddith, no bullets no clip
A chrome gun with no bullets or magazine inserted


Black electric tape over the hole in the handle
The hole in the handle is covered with black electric tape


If you hold it right and hit 'em with it they can't tell
By holding the gun properly and striking with it, the victim won't suspect it's empty


But still, you gotta be careful
Despite the precautions, one must remain cautious


Dudes be so scared they cop pleas by the earful
Some individuals are so frightened that they plead excessively


V personally favors, "please don't kill me"
He prefers when the victim pleads for their life


Empty out your pockets and I probably wont willy
If the victim empties their pockets, he likely won't harm them


But if you don't hurry up and shut up, I'll kill ya
If the victim doesn't comply quickly and remain silent, he will harm them


So lay down and count to a hundred loud will ya?
He instructs the victim to lay down and audibly count to a hundred


When the nickle gleam like its greased up
When the nickel-plated gun glistens as if it's been oiled


Thugs turn to icicles, hard rocks freeze up
The intimidating criminals become paralyzed with fear


This could all be a distraction just to buy time to blast you
The robbery might be a diversion to create an opportunity for a surprise attack


So keep something to cut in case you has to
It's important to carry a weapon in case a violent situation arises


If he was on the island he'd probably rob a millionaire
If he were stranded on an island, he would likely target a wealthy person


And be known for wilin' out like Bob Dylan here
He would gain a notorious reputation for being wild and rebellious like Bob Dylan


These clever war tips
These are clever strategies for engagement in illegal activities


You wont get from cats who never wore skips
You won't learn these tactics from inexperienced individuals


Now lets get down to brass tacks
Now it's time to focus on practical details


Follow procedure and count stacks like NASDAQ
Follow the proper steps and count money stacks like a stock exchange


Don't be caught snoozin'
Don't be caught unaware or unprepared


In the early morning hours from a long night of boozing
In the early morning, after a night of heavy drinking


Stick 'em up chump, you know what this is
Raise your hands, fool, you know the situation


Do the right thing you might live to see your kids
If you comply and do as instructed, you might survive to see your children


All he said was "c'mon don't shoot!"
All the victim pleaded was not to be shot


So shook I think he shit his Sean Jean suit
He was so terrified that he may have defecated in his designer suit


Why you starin'? run your chain like an errand
Stop staring and hand over your necklace as if it's a simple task


And your girls earrings, and what you wearin'
Also, give up your girlfriend's earrings and any valuable clothing


Survival tactics for when things get too gritty
These are strategies to ensure survival when the situation becomes dangerous


He feels its his duty to the people of the city
He believes it's his responsibility to protect the citizens of the city


Just so long as nobody get hurt
As long as no one is harmed in the process


It keep your average citizen on point and alert
This keeps ordinary people vigilant and aware


And don't forget to check her d-cup
Also, make sure to search the victim's bra for hidden items


Now I bust how he got this duck for his re-up
He reveals how he acquired a particular supply through an illegal transaction


Then he's back on the bricks, smokin indo'
Afterward, he returns to the streets, smoking marijuana


Never let a handy fiend fix your broken window
Never allow a drug addict to repair your damaged window


Oh, who wanna hate the witty lurker
Who wants to dislike the clever observer


Who follow y'all on the late, dressed like a city worker
Who tracks your movements during the night, disguised as a municipal employee


Ok miss, come up off that bracelet
Alright, miss, hand over that bracelet


Just got your hair did don't make me waste it
You just got your hair done, don't make me ruin it


So, go to hades get the devil for his stash
Go to hell and retrieve the devil's hidden drugs


But no old ladies unless you're sure they carry mad cash
But don't target elderly women unless you're certain they have a significant amount of money


Like the one from the liquor store
Similar to the one he observed at the liquor store


He watched her for weeks now, ready for the quick score
He observed her for weeks and is now prepared for a quick robbery


Before he told her whore get on the floor
Before he commanded her to get on the floor


She pulled out and let off like quick draw McGraw
Instead, she unexpectedly drew a weapon and shot like a fast-shooting fictional character


Damn yo, he lucky, she barely nicked the camo
He's fortunate, she only slightly grazed his camouflage clothing


He would've let her have it, if he had the ammo
He would have retaliated if he had the ammunition


Its all in good fun, true
It's all part of the thrill and excitement, indeed


Moral of the story son duke
The lesson to take away, young man


Senior citizens'll bust their guns too
Even elderly individuals are capable of using firearms




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: D Dumile, Nathaniel W. Gosman

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