In the Middle of the Night
Madness Lyrics


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Nice man george, newsagent on the corner
Not very rich, but never any poorer
Jaunty old george, a happy sixty-three
Not very tall, but healthier than me
He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street
Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet

But in the middle of the night
He steals through your garden
Gives your hosiery a fright
And doesn't say pardon
As soft as a breeze
With an arm full of underwear
On his hands and knees
Dreams about the knicker scare

Hello there george, newsagent on the corner
How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer
Chatty old george as you get your morning paper
Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker
Bids you 'good day', as you wander out the door
Never closes early, always cleans the floor

But when darkness hits the town
And there's washing on your line
Get your knickers down
Before the dreaded sign
When the clock strikes eight
And you're snuggled up in bed
He'll be at the garden gate
Filling underwear with dread

Nice man george, newsagent on the corner
He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn
I had to go further down the road to get me current bun
Hello, isn't that george on page one?
No, it couldn't be, but yes, it is
Difficult to see from these photofits

But they are after him
Of that you can be sure
They've called him on the phone
They've knocked on his door
But he's gone away
Gone to stay with some mates




He got the papers early
And saw his own face

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Madness's song "In the Middle of the Night" tells the story of George, a cheerful newsagent who is liked by everyone in the neighborhood. George is always seen whistling and walking with a spring in his step, and he is known to be a bit odd but harmless. However, as the night falls, George turns into a knicker thief who sneaks into people's gardens and steals their underwear. Despite his odd nocturnal activity, George is still regarded with affection by the neighborhood. However, it is not until he becomes a headline in the newspaper that people realize the extent of George's nighttime habit.


The song is a humorous and satirical take on the hidden lives that people lead. The lyrics suggest that there is a hidden world that exists within our otherwise predictable communities. We are all familiar with the lovely newsagent on the corner, but we do not know what he does when the nightfall comes. The song's message is that appearances can be deceptive, and there is always more to people than meets the eye.


Line by Line Meaning

Nice man George, newsagent on the corner
George is a friendly newsagent who operates from the corner


Not very rich, but never any poorer
George is not wealthy, but he is also not poor


Jaunty old George, a happy sixty-three
George is a joyful and cheerful man of 63 years old


Not very tall, but healthier than me
George is not very tall, but healthier than me


He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street
George loves whistling and walks on the street in a leisurely and carefree manner


Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet
George walks with a bouncy, energetic step


But in the middle of the night
However, during nighttime


He steals through your garden
George sneaks into your garden


Gives your hosiery a fright
He scares you by touching your stockings or other hosiery items hanging out in the garden


And doesn't say pardon
George does not apologize for his behavior


As soft as a breeze
George moves quietly and smoothly


With an arm full of underwear
He carries a bunch of undergarments in his arms


On his hands and knees
He crawls on his hands and knees


Dreams about the knicker scare
George fantasizes about causing fear and panic among people by stealing their underwear


Hello there George, newsagent on the corner
Greeting George in his usual position as a newsagent on the corner


How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer
The climate is getting warmer, and car conversations between acquaintances are taking place


Chatty old George as you get your morning paper
George is talkative when people come to him to get their morning paper


Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker
Learn about the knicker thief in the news


Bids you 'good day', as you wander out the door
Wishing people a good day as they exit his store


Never closes early, always cleans the floor
George is very devoted to his profession and maintains the store very nicely


But when darkness hits the town
George carries out more sinister activities at night


And there's washing on your line
He targets clothes drying on the washing line


Get your knickers down
Take down your underwear from the washing line


Before the dreaded sign
Before George arrives to steal them


When the clock strikes eight
George strikes at eight o'clock


And you're snuggled up in bed
When you're comfortably sleeping


He'll be at the garden gate
George will be hiding near your garden gate


Filling underwear with dread
Causing fear and anxiety by stealing your undergarments


Nice man George, newsagent on the corner
George seems like a nice and friendly person


He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn
George didn't open his store today, perhaps he is busy with gardening


I had to go further down the road to get me current bun
The singer had to go to another store down the road to get their desired baked good


Hello, isn't that George on page one?
The artist suddenly spots George on the front page of a news article


No, it couldn't be, but yes, it is
At first, the artist thinks they're mistaken, but they discover that it is indeed George in the article


Difficult to see from these photofits
The pictures in the article are not very clear and make it hard to identify George


But they are after him
However, it becomes clear that authorities are looking for George


Of that you can be sure
The authorities are undoubtedly seeking George


They've called him on the phone
Authorities have tried to get in touch with George by calling him


They've knocked on his door
They've visited George's house multiple times to find him


But he's gone away
George has vanished and escaped authorities, for now


Gone to stay with some mates
He's probably hiding out with friends somewhere


He got the papers early
He saw the article early in the day


And saw his own face
He saw his own identity in the news and knew he was in trouble




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: MARK WILLIAM BEDFORD, CHRISTOPHER JOHN FOREMAN, CATHAL JOSEPH SMYTH, DANIEL MARK WOODGATE, MICHAEL BARSON, LEE JAY THOMPSON, GRAHAM MCPHERSON

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Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@Victor-nw3ge

Nice man George, newsagent on the corner,
Not very rich, but never any poorer,
Jaunty old George, a happy sixty-three,
Not very tall, but healthier than me.
He whistles timeless tunes as he saunters down the street,
Springs in his legs and elastic in his feet.

But in the middle of the night,
He steals through your garden,
Gives your hosiery a fright,
And doesn't say pardon.
As soft as a breeze,
With an arm full of underwear,
On his hands and knees,
Dreams about the knicker scare.

Hello there George, newsagent on the corner,
How's the old car, yes the climate's getting warmer,
Chatty old George as you get your morning paper,
Read about the knicker thief, underwear taker.
Bids you 'Good day', as you wander out the door,
Never closes early, always cleans the floor.

But when darkness hits the town,
And there's washing on your line,
Get your knickers down,
Before the dreaded sign.
When the clock strikes eight,
And you're snuggled up in bed,
He'll be at the garden gate,
Filling underwear with dread.

Nice man George, newsagent on the corner,
He was closed today, maybe gone to mow the lawn,
I had to go further down the road to get me current bun,
Hello - Isn't that George on page one ?
No it couldn't be, but yes it is,
Difficult to see from these photofits.

But they are after him,
Of that you can be sure,
They've called him on the phone,
They've knocked on his door.
a-But he's gone away,
Gone to stay with some mates,
He got the papers early,
And saw his own face.



All comments from YouTube:

@sgtraytango

always loved Madness and so did my old music teacher, in fact we'd talk about them while everyone else was into Oasis and Blur and that whole Britpop crap and she told me she could play saxophone and that got me wishing i could listen to her play songs like this really miss that woman, she was awesome

@shaun5944

I haven't heard this in many years, one of my favourites. Love Madness, totally unique 👍🇬🇧

@MiLLwallpaul231258

What can one say......53 year old geezer , love it.

@pauldunneska

MiLLwallpaul231258 You are 60 now mate!👍

@keithskegwin

Get your knickers down

@2012Elysium

How the hell does anyone pick a favourite out of Madness. I love this one.

@stevenhunter73

I'm 52 now and I must've been 10 when I first heard madness maybe even younger,they made me laugh then and still do

@lyndakelly4243

For some reason "knickers, knackers, knockers" came to mind today and I knew it featured on an old toon....thought it was Ian Dury then remembered it was Madness !! Thought this one but it is Mummy's Boy 😂 I've not heard either in decades but just sung along remembering all the words to both !

@doncool69

It's funny tunes like this that got me into Madness in the first place. i was only 12 at the time or something at the time. "Absolutely" is a great album.

@bazf2443

This is from one step beyond.

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