Cho is probably now considered the first lady of left wing comedy, dealing with the edgier issues of gender, race, drugs, wanton sexuality etc. In her own words: "I don't play violin... I didn't f**k Woody Allen."
My Puss
Margaret Cho Lyrics
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Your puss, closed seven eleven
My puss, spouting genius rhymes
Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes
My puss, is hot and ready to please
Your puss, is riddled with disease
My puss, has a myspace page
Your puss, all yellowed with age
Your puss, rigged the election
My puss, is the best on the block
Your puss, invaded Iraq
My puss, is fine so I flaunt it
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted
My puss, make me all kind of money
Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny
My puss, did a monologue
Your puss could probably hide a log
My puss, would be pretty if it showed
Your puss has its own area code
My puss, calms the savage beast
Your puss, infected with yeast
My puss, is a hell of a dame
Your puss, outed Valerie Plame
My puss, is so tight and hot
Your puss, has a parking lot
My puss wet like hurricane Katrina
Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA
My puss won a Pulitzer prize
Your puss is enormous in size
My puss is sexy in lace
Your puss, could rent out some space
My puss, would please the hardest banger
Your puss, is like an airplane hangar
My puss, is keepin' it real
Your puss, invented the wheel
The song "My Puss" by Margaret Cho is a satirical take on the culture of comparison between women. The lyrics are essentially a comparison between two women's genitals, one seen as pristine and desirable, while the other is portrayed as undesirable and unhygienic. The use of the term "puss" creates an informal, almost playful tone, while at the same time the lyrics highlight how societal standards for female bodies are often arbitrary and unfair.
Throughout the song, the contrast between the two pussies is highlighted, with one being described as "hot and ready to please" while the other is "riddled with disease." The juxtaposition of these descriptions highlights the absurdity of comparing and valuing women based on their physical attributes. Additionally, the lyrics touch on several controversial topics, including politics and the treatment of women in the entertainment industry.
Overall, the song is a commentary on the ways in which women are objectified and judged, often with little regard for their intelligence, talent, or character.
Line by Line Meaning
My puss, the gates of heaven
Margaret Cho's female genitalia is a source of immense pleasure and satisfaction.
Your puss, closed seven eleven
The other person's vagina is unpleasant and uninviting.
My puss, spouting genius rhymes
Cho's genitals are metaphorically impressive and capable of producing creative and intelligent content.
Your puss, gets help from the march of dimes
The other person's vagina is associated with difficulties or complications.
My puss, is hot and ready to please
Cho's vagina is desirable, attractive, and willing to provide sexual satisfaction to others.
Your puss, is riddled with disease
The other person's genitals are associated with illness or infection.
My puss, has a myspace page
Cho's genitals have an active online presence.
Your puss, all yellowed with age
The other person's genitals are associated with the physical signs of aging.
My puss, cause major erections
Cho's vagina has the power to arouse others and produce an erection.
Your puss, rigged the election
The other person's genitals are associated with dishonest or unethical behavior.
My puss, is the best on the block
Cho's genitals are superior in quality and reputation to other nearby genitals.
Your puss, invaded Iraq
The other person's genitals are associated with invading or causing conflict.
My puss, is fine so I flaunt it
Cho's vagina is attractive and worthy of attention, so she confidently displays it.
Your puss, is so old that it's haunted
The other person's genitals are associated with supernatural or paranormal experiences due to old age.
My puss, make me all kind of money
Cho's genitals have a value or marketability that generates income for her.
Your puss, tends to smell kind of funny
The other person's genitals are associated with an unpleasant odor.
My puss, did a monologue
Cho's genitals metaphorically gave a solo performance or speech.
Your puss could probably hide a log
The other person's genitals are associated with being able to conceal an object or waste material inside them.
My puss, would be pretty if it showed
Cho's genitals are aesthetically pleasing and attractive and worthy of being displayed publicly.
Your puss has its own area code
The other person's genitals are associated with being abnormally large or disproportionately sized within their geographic location.
My puss, calms the savage beast
Cho's genitals have a soothing effect on others and are capable of diffusing anger or aggression.
Your puss, infected with yeast
The other person's genitals are associated with a medical condition (yeast infection).
My puss, is a hell of a dame
Cho's vagina has a strong and impressive personality and is worthy of respect.
Your puss, outed Valerie Plame
The other person's genitals are associated with revealing sensitive or secret information.
My puss, is so tight and hot
Cho's genitals are physically desirable and capable of producing intense sensation and pleasure.
Your puss, has a parking lot
The other person's genitals are associated with being excessively large or spacious.
My puss wet like hurricane Katrina
Cho's vagina produces a large quantity of lubrication (wetness) similar to a powerful natural disaster.
Your puss couldn't even get help from FEMA
The other person's genitals are associated with being unable to receive assistance or support (in the form of lubrication) during sexual activity.
My puss won a Pulitzer Prize
Cho's genitals metaphorically received a high level of critical acclaim or recognition.
Your puss is enormous in size
The other person's genitals are associated with being very large in size.
My puss is sexy in lace
Cho's vagina is visually pleasing and attractive when adorned with delicate fabric (lace).
Your puss, could rent out some space
The other person's genitals are associated with being large enough to offer shelter to a living creature or rented out like real estate.
My puss, would please the hardest banger
Cho's vagina has the ability to satisfy even the most physically demanding sexual partner.
Your puss, is like an airplane hangar
The other person's genitals are associated with being very large and hollow or empty.
My puss, is keepin' it real
Cho's genitals are authentic and genuine in nature.
Your puss, invented the wheel
The other person's genitals are metaphorically associated with discovering or inventing new things.
Contributed by Cooper C. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
@shay5555
This song is so hilarious, and still the funniest part is that it's just about their neighbor who towed their RV. The ending is so good
@patsybling020
It has many gems
@whycantipost
"This song goes out to our neighbors that had our RV towed. We hate you, you suck". LMAO
@katybarata6059
oh my God, this is a deep memory 😂 I remember my friend showing me this when we were in jr high 😂😂
@lesliechayer4934
Hi
@andrezion5786
Why did this never top the charts!?
@SarinaWasNotHere14
"my peach, my clam, my cookie. everybody wanna get their hands on my tookie" the line my friend sang repeatedly when high :P hysterical
@MentalThingsIsScary
"So old that it's haunted" I cri...rofl
@aultunwhite4988
the best flow i've heard in a long time....superb!!
@natashaoneill3203
If you're here in 2023 you're the real MVP. Thanks Margaret ❤