Garden Party
Marillion Lyrics


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Garden Party held today, invites call the debs to play,
Social climbers polish ladders, wayward sons again have fathers,
Edgy eggs and queing cumbers, rudely wakened from their slumber,
Time has come again for slaughter on the lawns by still Cam waters

Champagne corks are firing at the sun again
Swooping swallows chased by violins again
Straafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
Oh God not again, not again
Apertifs consumed en masse display their owners on the grass
Couples loiter in the cloisters, social leeches quoting Chaucer
Doctor's son a parson's daughter where why not and should they oughta

Please don't lie on the grass, unless accompanied by a fellow,
(May I be so bold as to suggest Othello)
Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
Beagling on the downs Oh please come they say
Rugger is the tops a game for men they say

(They say)
Thank God they say
I'm punting, I'm beagling, I'm wining, reclining, I'm rucking, I'm fucking
So welcome, it's a party

Angie chalks another blue, mother smiles she did it too
Chitters chat and gossips lash
Posers pose pressmen flash, flash, flash
Smiles polluted with false charm, locking onto Royal arms,
Society columns now ensured, return to mingle with the crowds
Oh what a crowd

Punting on the Cam, oh please do come they say
Beagling on the downs, oh please so come they say




Garden party held today they say
Oh please do come, oh please do come, they say

Overall Meaning

"Garden Party" by Marillion paints a vivid picture of a posh outdoor gathering full of the upper class and those clambering to join their ranks. The song is a scathing criticism of the elite and their exclusive social circles, as well as a commentary on the emptiness and superficiality of such events. The first verse describes the arrival of the guests, as debutantes and social climbers polish ladders and wayward sons suddenly have fathers. The second verse continues with the pretentiousness and snobbery present at the event as the guests consume aperitifs en masse and quote Chaucer in the cloisters. The chorus emphasizes the status seeking and posturing of the attendees, as they boast about their pastimes such as punting, beagling, wining, reclining, rucking, and even fornicating. The final verse highlights the shallowness and superficiality of the whole affair as people pose for pressmen's cameras with fake smiles and lock on to royal arms, while society columns ensure their status remains.


Overall, "Garden Party" is a biting satire of upper-class society and the pretentiousness that often accompanies such events. Rather than celebrating the opulence and grandeur, the song highlights the emptiness and superficiality of the attendees.


Line by Line Meaning

Garden Party held today, invites call the debs to play,
Today is a Garden Party, and the invitations have been sent to the debutantes to come and participate.


Social climbers polish ladders, wayward sons again have fathers,
People who are socially ambitious are trying hard to climb the ladder, as errant sons try to reconcile with their fathers.


Edgy eggs and queing cumber, rudely wakened from their slumber,
People who are anxious and cucumber workers who are lining up are abruptly waking up from their sleep.


Time has come again for slaughter on the lawns by still Cam waters
It's time for another massacre on the lawns near the quiet waters of the Cam.


Champagne corks are firing at the sun again
The corks of the champagne bottles are popping yet again.


Swooping swallows chased by violins again
Swallows can be seen flying while violins and music accompanies them.


Straafed by Strauss they sulk in crumbling eaves again
People are made to suffer by the works of Johann Strauss, leading to sulking in the shelter of the deteriorating eaves.


Oh God not again, not again
Complaining about the repetition of the same things happening every year.


Apertifs consumed en masse display their owners on the grass
Hors d'oeuvres are being eaten in large quantities, and their owners are showing off on the grass.


Couples loiter in the cloisters, social leeches quoting Chaucer
Couples are wandering around in the archways, quoting Chaucer as social climbers approach them.


Doctor's son a parson's daughter where why not and should they oughta
The son of a doctor is with the daughter of a parson - why not, what's wrong with that, and why shouldn't they be together?


Please don't lie on the grass, unless accompanied by a fellow,
Do not lie on the grass if you are alone.


(May I be so bold as to suggest Othello)
As a bold suggestion, Othello could be an appropriate companion.


Punting on the Cam is jolly fun they say
According to the people, punting on the Cam is great fun.


Beagling on the downs Oh please come they say
People invite one to join them in chasing rabbits on the downs.


Rugger is the tops a game for men they say
Rugger is the perfect game for men.


(They say)
That’s what they say


Thank God they say
Thankfully, that's what people say


I'm punting, I'm beagling, I'm wining, reclining, I'm rucking, I'm fucking
People are boasting about the activities they're indulging in at the party.


So welcome, it's a party
Welcome to the party.


Angie chalks another blue, mother smiles she did it too
Angie is seen writing something blue and her mother is looking pleased at what she’s done.


Chitters chat and gossips lash
People are chatting and gossiping, while rumors fly around.


Posers pose pressmen flash, flash, flash
Posers are posing, and pressmen take their picture, flashing their cameras.


Smiles polluted with false charm, locking onto Royal arms,
People's smiles are contaminated with fake charm, and they are holding the arms of the Royals.


Society columns now ensured, return to mingle with the crowds
The media columns are now guaranteed and can be mingled with the crowd.


Oh what a crowd
What a passionate crowd.


Punting on the Cam, oh please do come they say
Once again people try to ask others to come punting on the Cam.


Beagling on the downs, oh please so come they say
Once again people try to ask others to come beagling on the downs.


Garden party held today they say
They say that there is a Garden Party today.


Oh please do come, oh please do come, they say
They invite people to come and join the party.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC
Written by: IAN MOSLEY, MARK KELLY, PETER TREWAVAS, STEVE HOGARTH, STEVE ROTHERY

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