Men
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uh, Capt. Clements
yes malarkey
the men haven't eaten in days sir
yes malarkey
Capt. I don't think you fully understand, I said the men haven't eaten in DAYS now
I heard you Malarkey, Thank You.
Capt. you've gone quite mad, I'm Telling you for the last time, the men haven't eaten for DAYS
WELL FORCE THEM, you've plenty of men haven't you?
Plenty sir,
plenty of what... sir?!
Men Sir!!!
WHAT?!
MEN SIR!!
WHAAT?!
Men
It's great to be on a ship with men, and sail across the sea oh, we don't know where'll we'll land or when, it's great to be with men, (repeat)
'Cause men can stink, and no one seems to care-o,
We'll throw the dishes in the sink, and clog the drains with Harold/ Hair-O (and clog the drain with Harold/Hair-O)
Men, Men, Men, it's a ship all filled with men,
So batton down the Ladies room, there's no one here but men
There's Men Above,
There's Men below,
There's Men down in the Galley, There's Butch,
and Spike,
and Buzz,
and Biff,
and one guy we call Sally, (and one guy we call Sally)
Men, Men, Men, it's a ship all filled with men,
you'll never have to lift the seat, there's no one here but men
, men
We're Men and Friends
Until the end, and none of us are sissies
At Night we sleep in separate beds,
and blow each other kissies (and blow each other kissies)
Men, Men, Men It's a ship all filled with men, so, throw your rubbers overboard, there's no one here but Men





AAAAHHHHHMEEEENNNN

Overall Meaning

The Martin Mull song "Men" is a satirical take on the male experience, highlighting the camaraderie, hygiene habits, and attitudes surrounding masculinity. The lyrics paint a picture of a ship filled with men who are oblivious to the lack of women on board and revel in their all-male surroundings. The opening dialogue sets the tone, with a captain and the character Malarkey discussing the lack of food being given to the men. The captain's indifference and callousness towards their hunger is played for laughs, highlighting the absurdity of the situation.


The chorus, "It's great to be on a ship with men, and sail across the sea oh, we don't know where'll we'll land or when, it's great to be with men," embodies the sentiments of the song, with its catchy melody and ironic appeal. The lyrics that follow satirize male hygiene, with lines like "Men can stink, and no one seems to care-o" showcasing the lax approach towards cleanliness. The verse about the men sleeping in separate beds and "blowing each other kissies" pokes fun at the social constructs surrounding male expressions of affection.


The song is meant to be taken humorously and satirically, with the exaggerated depiction of men and their behavior. Still, it provides an insightful commentary on the male experience and the attitudes and behaviors that shape it.


Line by Line Meaning

uh, Capt. Clements
Excuse me Captain Clements


yes malarkey
Yes, Malarkey?


the men haven't eaten in days sir
The men haven't eaten for several days, Captain


Capt. I don't think you fully understand, I said the men haven't eaten in DAYS now
Captain, you don't seem to comprehend the gravity of the situation. The men haven't eaten in several days


I heard you Malarkey, Thank You.
I heard you, Malarkey. Thank you


Capt. you've gone quite mad, I'm Telling you for the last time, the men haven't eaten for DAYS
Captain, with all due respect, you're going insane. Let me tell you one last time, the men haven't had food for several days


WELL FORCE THEM, you've plenty of men haven't you?
Force them to eat! You have many men at your disposal, don't you?


Plenty sir,
Yes, sir. We have plenty


plenty of what... sir?!
Plenty of what, sir? I don't understand


Men Sir!!!
Plenty of men, sir!


WHAT?!
What did you say?


MEN SIR!!
I said we have plenty of men, sir!


WHAAT?!
What? I still don't understand


Men
We have plenty of men


It's great to be on a ship with men, and sail across the sea oh, we don't know where'll we'll land or when, it's great to be with men, (repeat)
It's wonderful to be aboard a ship and venture into the unknown with a group of men. (repeat)


'Cause men can stink, and no one seems to care-o,
It's because men can smell bad, but no one on board seems to mind


We'll throw the dishes in the sink, and clog the drains with Harold/ Hair-O (and clog the drain with Harold/Hair-O)
We won't worry about dirty dishes - we'll simply throw them in the sink and clog the drain with Harold/Hair-O


Men, Men, Men, it's a ship all filled with men,
Men, men, men - the ship is filled with men


So batton down the Ladies room, there's no one here but men
The ladies' room can stay closed - there are no women on board, only men


There's Men Above,
There are men on the upper deck


There's Men below,
There are men on the lower deck


There's Men down in the Galley, There's Butch,
There are men in the kitchen, such as Butch


and Spike,
And Spike


and Buzz,
And Buzz


and Biff,
And Biff


and one guy we call Sally, (and one guy we call Sally)
And there's one man we call Sally


Men, Men, Men, it's a ship all filled with men,
Men, men, men - the ship is filled with men


you'll never have to lift the seat, there's no one here but men
You'll never have to worry about putting the toilet seat down - there are no women on board, only men


, men
Men!


We're Men and Friends
We're men who are also friends


Until the end, and none of us are sissies
We'll stick together until the end, and none of us are weaklings


At Night we sleep in separate beds,
At night, we sleep in different beds


and blow each other kissies (and blow each other kissies)
And we even blow kisses to each other (repeat)


Men, Men, Men It's a ship all filled with men,
Men, men, men - the ship is filled with men


so, throw your rubbers overboard, there's no one here but Men
So, toss your rain boots overboard - there are no women on board, only men


AAAAHHHHHMEEEENNNN
Amen!




Writer(s): eddie wise, martin mull

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