New Tricks
Mary Prankster Lyrics


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I went to years of public schools
Those education tractor-pulls
It gave me a diploma and a scar

"I want to be a star!" I cried
They said, "You're overqualified.
Why don't you learn to tune your damn guitar?"
I fucked a bunch of stupid men
Went back and fucked 'em all again
Was never much for romance anyhow

Pressing Sunday comic art
Onto my Silly Putty heart
It doesn't break, just bends a little now

I was gonna change the world through music
I was gonna fall in love
I was gonna live the good life I'd been hearing so much of

I was gonna be a rock star, baby
I was gonna have some fun
I sure miss twenty-one

Every friend a starving artist
Argue over who's the smartest
Every contest ending in a draw

Masquerade as petty thugs
And do some psychedelic drugs
Nipping at the ankles of the law

We were gonna start a revolution
We were gonna make the scene
We were gonna marry movie stars and storm the silver screen

We were gonna write important novels
We were gonna start a band
It hasn't gone as planned

Spent more years than I remember
In a club where every member
Never feels as if he quite belongs

Searching for my pleasure in
Some brand-new kind of deadly sin
My life is just as aimless as my songs

I'm gonna make it back to college
I'm gonna quit my job
I'm gonna buy the store that I'd been planning just to rob

I'm gonna teach this old dog new tricks




Drinking from the brimming cup
As soon as I wake up

Overall Meaning

The lyrics convey a sense of disillusionment with the promises of youth and the music industry. The first verse refers to the singer's education experience in public schools, which left them with a diploma and a scar. Despite their desire to become a star, they are told they are overqualified and should focus on learning to tune their guitar.


The second verse deals with the singer's experiences with men and relationships. They mention not being much for romance and using Silly Putty as a metaphor for their heart, which only bends a little now. The chorus reflects the singer's nostalgia for the past while acknowledging that their youthful dreams of changing the world through music and becoming a rock star haven't gone according to plan.


The third verse brings up the singer's experiences with the artistic community and drug use. They describe themselves and their artist friends as starving and competitive, with every contest ending in a draw. They also mention masquerading as petty thugs and nipping at the law's ankles. The chorus repeats, emphasizing the singer's longing for their younger self's optimism and energy.


The final verse describes the singer's current aimless life and desire to make a change by returning to college, quitting their job, and buying the store they had planned to rob. The song ends on the hopeful note of "teaching this old dog new tricks" and drinking from the "brimming cup" of life. Overall, the song reflects on the idealism and disillusionment of youth and the challenges of pursuing artistic dreams.


Line by Line Meaning

I went to years of public schools
I spent a lot of time in public schools


Those education tractor-pulls
The educational system is a drag


It gave me a diploma and a scar
I have a diploma, but the experience has left its mark on me


"I want to be a star!" I cried
I expressed my desire to achieve fame


They said, "You're overqualified.
They told me I was too good for what I wanted to do


Why don't you learn to tune your damn guitar?"
They suggested I improve my guitar-playing skills instead


I fucked a bunch of stupid men
I had sex with many men who weren't worth my time


Went back and fucked 'em all again
I repeated my mistakes


Was never much for romance anyhow
I never cared much for love


Pressing Sunday comic art
I used to press comic art onto Silly Putty


Onto my Silly Putty heart
I did this on my heart, figuratively speaking


It doesn't break, just bends a little now
I'm resilient and adaptable


I was gonna change the world through music
I had grand ambitions to impact the world with my music


I was gonna fall in love
I wanted to experience love


I was gonna live the good life I'd been hearing so much of
I wanted to live a fulfilling life


I was gonna be a rock star, baby
I wanted to become a famous rock star


I was gonna have some fun
I wanted to enjoy my life


I sure miss twenty-one
I miss my youthful days


Every friend a starving artist
All my friends are struggling artists


Argue over who's the smartest
We argue about who's the most intelligent


Every contest ending in a draw
Every competition we have is inconclusive


Masquerade as petty thugs
We pretend to be petty criminals


And do some psychedelic drugs
We use psychedelic drugs


Nipping at the ankles of the law
We're breaking minor laws


We were gonna start a revolution
We had the desire to start a revolution


We were gonna make the scene
We wanted to make a significant impact


We were gonna marry movie stars and storm the silver screen
We wanted to become famous and marry movie stars


We were gonna write important novels
We wanted to write significant books


We were gonna start a band
We wanted to form a band and become successful


It hasn't gone as planned
Things haven't worked out as we hoped


Spent more years than I remember
I've spent a lot of time doing something


In a club where every member
I belong to a club where everyone feels out of place


Never feels as if he quite belongs
No one in the club seems to belong there


Searching for my pleasure in
I'm trying to find happiness in


Some brand-new kind of deadly sin
New, dangerous activities drive my pleasure-seeking


My life is just as aimless as my songs
My life is directionless like my music


I'm gonna make it back to college
I will return and complete my education


I'm gonna quit my job
I plan to leave my current work


I'm gonna buy the store that I'd been planning just to rob
I will purchase the store I had once wished to rob


I'm gonna teach this old dog new tricks
I will learn and develop new skills, even at my age


Drinking from the brimming cup
I'm enjoying life to the fullest


As soon as I wake up
From the moment I start my day




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