Mattias Alkberg, born 8 januari 1969, is a swedish musician, songwriter and… Read Full Bio ↴Mattias Alkberg, born 8 januari 1969, is a swedish musician, songwriter and poet. He is guitarist and vocalistin the indie rock band The Bear Quartet, that released their first album in 1992, the same year as his first poetry collection, Separerade ägg ("Separated eggs"), was published. His swedish language band Mattias Alkberg BD saw success in 2004 when their first album was released. In 2009 he recorded the solo album Nerverna ("The Nerves").

Alkberg has published four poetry collections on Wahlström & Widstrand. He recieved an award from Svenska Akademien in 2004. Alkberg has also contributed as a chronicler and record reviewer in the newspaper Norrbottens-Kuriren.

Alkberg grew up in Tuna in Luleå but currently lives in Svartöstaden.

Nöff nöff
Mattias Alkberg Lyrics

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Du är MUF, Nöff, du älskar att aga
Nya Mobberaterna
Nasseskin Reinfeldt, Beatrice Patrask
Skottpengar på er sänkta skatt

Hahaha så jävla ful
Moderat = Skadedjur
Hahaha så jävla ful

Moderat = Skadedjur

Bajsmannen, Schlingmann Dingmann
Det är din tur att smaka på piskan
Känn den, KLATSCH! Rätt i nian
Fick din skit, nu får du äta upp den

Hahaha så jävla ful
Moderat = Skadedjur
Hahaha så jävla ful
Moderat = Skadedjur

Carl Bildt Missfoster

Hahaha så jävla ful
Moderat = Skadedjur

Hahaha så jävla ful
Moderat = Skadedjur

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Mattias Alkberg's Nöff nöff are a critique of the Swedish conservative party, the Moderates, and their policies. The use of the term "Nöff" is a childish reference to the party's youth organization, MUF, which is seen as being aggressive and abusive in nature. The lyrics mock prominent figures of the party, such as former prime minister Fredrik Reinfeldt and MP Beatrice Patrask, as being "skadedjur" (pests) and deserving of "skottpengar" (bounty money).

The second verse is even more brutal, referring to a person named Schlingmann Dingmann as the "Bajsmannen" (man of poop) and threatening them with violence. The chorus repeats the insult of calling the Moderates "skadedjur" and emphasizes their ugliness.

The reference to Carl Bildt in the final line is significant, as he was a controversial figure in Swedish politics, being responsible for policies that favored free-market principles and international interventionism. The use of the term "missfoster" (monster) indicates the level of contempt that Alkberg has for him.

Overall, the lyrics to Nöff nöff are a scathing critique of the Moderates and their policies, drawing attention to their aggressive and abusive attitudes and their lack of concern for the welfare of the Swedish people.

Line by Line Meaning

Du är MUF, Nöff, du älskar att aga
You belong to the youth organization of the conservative party, you enjoy inflicting pain

Nya Mobberaterna
The new mobbing conservative party

Nasseskin Reinfeldt, Beatrice Patrask
Referring to former conservative party leader and former minister, mocking them

Skottpengar på er sänkta skatt
Money for hits on you, lowered taxes

Hahaha så jävla ful
Hahaha so damn ugly

Moderat = Skadedjur
Conservative party = pest

Bajsmannen, Schlingmann Dingmann
Insulting names directed towards conservative party members

Det är din tur att smaka på piskan
It's your turn to taste the whip

Känn den, KLATSCH! Rätt i nian
Feel it, SPLAT! Right on the nine (referring to a spot on the body)

Fick din skit, nu får du äta upp den
Got your crap, now you have to eat it

Carl Bildt Missfoster
Insult referring to former conservative party leader