Got The Autism
Mattstagraham Lyrics

What's up man? I'm fucking autistic
Too many sounds make me go fucking ballistic
Your social cue is going over my head
I'm on the goddamn spectrum.
Be direct when you communicate.

You don't know why I'm mad at you?
Nah man, I'm autistic.
You're eating that meal again?
I just said I'm autistic. You like Sonic the hedgehog?
Yeah man, that's a prerequisite.
Why are you hyper-fixating?
See the above, bitch.

What's up man, I've got the autism.
Please be direct, I've got fucking autism.
I hate your subtleties because my autism.
I'm hot and funny cause I got the autism.

You seem so normal
I've been masking my entire life.
You don't seem like one of them
It's a spectrum, get it right.
Are you gonna meltdown?
Do you need to calm down?
Now that you mention it,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

What's up man, I've got the autism.
Please be direct, I've got fucking autism.
I hate your subtleties because my autism.
I'm hot and funny cause I got the autism.

Eye contact makes me feel unhinged.
When I have to change plans, I can feel my soul cringe.

I've tried to act like everyone else,
But I can't quit being myself.
Why do you act weird?
Why are you like this
My brain's a little off, but I'm cool as shit.
Watch this.

What's up man, I've got the autism.
Please be direct, I've got fucking autism.
I hate your subtleties because my autism.

I'm hot and funny cause I got the autism.