5200
Maxo Kream Lyrics

5200 different ways!
Maxo Kream has identified 5200 unique ways to make money.

Different ways get paid
Each of Maxo Kream's 5200 ways to make money are profitable.

Watch me flex my muscle moving weights, still got other ways
Maxo Kream is strong enough to move heavy weights, but he also has other ways to make money.

Acid, tablets, Xanax, Percs and k, ain't the only thang
Maxo Kream can make money from a variety of legal and illegal substances, not just those mentioned.

4K TV's, iPhones, Xbox games, even wedding rings
Maxo Kream can purchase and resell a variety of high-value items as a way to make money.

Water, lights and wifi for the cheap, and some bootleg cable
Maxo Kream can provide basic utilities and services for a low price, including internet and cable obtained through illegal means.

I be riding Ubers for the free, 'til the app disabled
Maxo Kream can exploit ride-sharing services by using promotional codes or hacking the app for free rides.

Trackers out the rentals posting pictures, sell the whip on Craigslist
Maxo Kream can rent cars and plan to sell them by posting ads on Craigslist with pictures of the car and its location.

Fuck around and bring it to your front door, like Jehovah's witness
Maxo Kream can go to great lengths to sell an item, even if it means delivering it to the potential buyer's doorstep.

Call me Maxo hustle mane, I move everything
Maxo Kream is a skilled entrepreneur who can sell anything he gets his hands on.

Plays for the triple double (score), like Abdul Kareem
Maxo Kream is skilled enough to have success in multiple areas of entrepreneurship, similar to the basketball legend Abdul Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

My first job was in the kitchen (what), I was washin' dishes
Maxo Kream started from a low-level job washing dishes in the kitchen.

Robbin' niggas, juggin' bitches (trap), I made it out the trenches
Maxo Kream used to engage in illegal activities such as robbery and drug dealing, but he was able to leave that life behind and find success as an entrepreneur.

Nowadays I work my work (uh huh), you should really thank me
Maxo Kream has worked hard to be successful and believes others should appreciate his efforts.

Used to take your work and smirk (pow), I was hella janky
Maxo Kream used to steal other people's work and take pleasure in it, but he has left that behind.

My bitch boosted Louie bags, twice a week I sent her
Maxo Kream's partner would steal high-end Louis Vuitton bags, and he would sell them for profit every week.

Gotta cut the price in half, because they got the senses
Maxo Kream had to lower the sale price of some stolen items because the people he intended to sell them to sensed that they were stolen.

Switch my mojo, work my mood regardless I sell everything
Maxo Kream is able to sell anything, regardless of his attitude or mood.

Trap like Walmart don't you try to Target keep a Super K
Maxo Kream's drug dealing operation is large like a Walmart, and he is not afraid to defend himself with a Super K knife.

Got some youngin's they be juggin' robbin' Red Box movie games
Maxo Kream employs young people who steal and sell Redbox movies and games.

Buyin' for the 15 and the 30, what I slang 'em man
Maxo Kream buys drugs for $15 and $30 dollars and then sells the drugs at a profit.

OG bags gotta stash the gas in the tank
Maxo Kream needs to hide his drugs in old-fashioned Original Gangster style bags and hide them in the gas tank of his car.

Filling up yo tank, gas I'm talking dank
Maxo Kream is filling up his car's gas tank with valuable drugs instead of gasoline.

Oil like Chevrolet, oil I'm talking drank
Maxo Kream is using the term "oil" as slang for drank, a type of cough syrup mixed with soda.

Loanin' like the bank (uh huh)
Maxo Kream is able to loan money like a bank.

Grills and chains, matchin' diamond fangs, Maxo Johnny Dang, hurricane
Maxo Kream has expensive diamond jewelry, including a grill and chains, and refers to himself as 'Maxo Johnny Dang,' after the famous Houston jeweler.

Shermheads call me FEMA, water like Katrina
People who use the drug PCP, known as "shermheads", refer to Maxo Kream as FEMA, comparing him to the government agency that helped after Hurricane Katrina. His drugs are referred to as "water" like the flood waters during the hurricane.

Sellin' sneakers, Flight Club , swipin' Visas, Jordans, Nikes, Adidas
Maxo Kream sells high-end sneakers obtained through illegal means and uses stolen credit cards to make purchases at stores such as Flight Club.

Pakistan bitch, cute tick
Maxo Kream has a girl from Pakistan who is attractive.

We don't kiss or cuddle
Although they are in a relationship, Maxo Kream and his girlfriend do not show affection through kissing or cuddling.

Long hair slick, got her shit, now I'm selling bundles
Maxo Kream's girlfriend has long hair that she takes care of, and he sells bundles of hair as a way to make money.

Sellin' speakers for the whip, six by nine, four fifteens
Maxo Kream sells speakers for cars, including a specific brand of speakers with the sizes six by nine and four fifteens.

Got a welfare bitch selling foodstamps, EBT
Maxo Kream employs a woman who is on welfare to steal and sell food stamps and other items purchased with an EBT card.

I just sold a curved TV with no controller (juug)
Maxo Kream was able to sell a curved TV without the controller, using his entrepreneurial expertise through a juug, or successful deal.

I just threw a fake event with no promoters (haha)
Maxo Kream managed to throw a successful event without any actual promoters involved, showing his resourcefulness and ability to make money in creative ways.

What you want? A MAC, a Draco, or a Carbine
Maxo Kream is asking what kind of weapon someone would like to buy from him, including a MAC-11, a Draco AK-47, or a Carbine rifle.

Back to back trey off rockets like Harden
Maxo Kream is making sales successively, like shooting three-pointers off consecutive passes from Houston Rockets player James Harden.