Mine Oddity
Mcap Steve Lyrics

Alright guys, it's my Minecraft parody, it's called Mine Oddity
I would like to present a Minecraft parody that I have created, which I am calling Mine Oddity.

Diamond Sword to Major Steve
I'm addressing a player named Major Steve and using the item 'Diamond Sword' as a kind of code, to signify that I'm speaking about Minecraft.

Take your speed potion and put your diamond helmet on
I would recommend that you consume a potion that increases your speed and equip your 'diamond helmet' (a type of armor that boosts defense) for protection.

Closing my Minecraft doors
I am shutting the doors within the Minecraft world that I'm in.

Chests are empty
The storage containers in Minecraft called 'chests' are currently devoid of items or resources.

Check your pickaxe, and may Notch love be with you
I suggest that you examine your 'pickaxe' (a tool used for mining materials) and express the hope that Notch (the creator of Minecraft) will grant you some good luck.

You're gonna find diamonds
I believe that you will soon discover diamonds, a valuable material in Minecraft.

And the creepers wanna know if you have much armor
The hostile creature 'creepers' are curious if you have sufficient armor to protect yourself from their attacks.

Now it's time to dig straight down if you dare
If you're brave enough, I recommend that you begin digging down into the earth.

I'm mining some obsidian
I'm currently in the process of mining a particularly durable and rare material in Minecraft called 'obsidian'.

And it's taking very long, Why does it have to?
Mining obsidian is a slow and tedious process, and I'm expressing frustration at how time-consuming it is.

And tonight lapis doesn't look like diamonds
The blue mineral 'lapis lazuli' doesn't appear as valuable as 'diamonds' at the moment.

From here I have sixteen torches left
I have 16 'torches' (which emit light) remaining in my inventory.

No more coal
I'm out of coal, which is used as fuel for torches and other devices in Minecraft.

The mines are getting darker and there's nothing I can do
The area in which I'm mining is becoming darker and it's becoming harder to see what's around me.

Thought I've mined almost one hundred diamonds, I'm getting very low on health
Despite having collected nearly 100 diamonds, my character's 'health' (a measure of vitality in Minecraft) is reaching a critically low level.

And I think my Diamond Pickaxe is about to break
My 'Diamond Pickaxe' (the tool I'm using for mining) is in danger of breaking and becoming unusable.

Please tell Notch I love him very much
I'm expressing affection for the creator of Minecraft, Notch.

Your sword just broke, there's creepers near
I'm informing Major Steve that their 'sword' (a weapon used for combat in Minecraft) has broken, and that there are 'creepers' (hostile creatures) nearby.

Can I fight 'till I decease?
Am I able to continue fighting these creatures until I die?

Here's a way out, I see some grass
I've found a way to exit the area I'm currently in and can see the green, natural environment ('grass') above ground.

The mine is getting lighter, And I'm almost getting through
The underground space in which I've been mining is slowly becoming brighter and I'm close to reaching the surface.