Anything Goes
Mel Tormé Lyrics


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Times have changed,
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them.
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set thats smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockefeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Mel Tormé's song "Anything Goes" satirize the moral looseness of the 1930s by comparing that era with the stringent Puritanism of the Pilgrim Fathers. In the first paragraph, the lyrics point out how the New World colonizers would be shocked to see how the world has progressed. The line "Plymouth Rock would land on them" is a pun meaning that the American colonizers would be accused of creating a shock and social uproar just as they blamed the originators of everything new for stirring up controversy.


In the second paragraph, the lyrics suggest that anything can be accepted or disregarded in this era. The form of writing had changed, and the lyrics point out how the current authors use only four-letter words in their writing. The tone is sarcastic when it declares, "Now only use four-letter words writing prose, Anything goes."


The third paragraph gives an insight to the 1930s Hollywood lifestyle by depicting how nudity was becoming a norm in Hollywood Studio parties. The lyrics satirize the social behaviors of the era, suggesting that "Anything Goes" in Hollywood. The satirical tone carries over to the fourth paragraph, wherein the lyrics suggest that the world has gone topsy-turvy.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed,
The world is constantly evolving.


And we've ofter rewound the clock
We often try to go back in time.


Since the puritans got a shock
Since the Puritans were surprised.


When they landed on Plymouth rock
When they first arrived in Plymouth.


If today any shock they might try to stem
If anyone tries to stop a shock today.


'stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Instead of arriving in Plymouth.


Plymouth rock would land on them.
They would be surprised instead.


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
In the past, glimpses of stocking were seen as scandalous.


Was looked on as something shocking
People were very shocked by this sight.


But now God knows
Nowadays, who knows what is shocking or not.


Anything goes
It seems like anything is acceptable now.


Good authors to
Good writers who used to.


Who once knew better words
Who had a more extensive vocabulary.


Now only use four letter words
Now only use swear words.


Writing prose
In order to express themselves.


Anything goes
Anything is allowed when it comes to writing.


If driving fast cars you like
If driving fast cars is your thing.


If low bars you like
If you prefer dive bars.


If old hymns you like
If you prefer old religious songs.


If bare limbs you like
If you like seeing people show skin.


If Mae West you like
If you appreciate Mae West's style.


Or me undressed you like
If you want to see me naked.


Why nobody will oppose
No one will object to your preferences.


When every night
Each night.


The set that's smart
The highest social class.


Is intruding on nudist parties
Is participating in nudist events.


In studios
In film and television productions.


Anything goes
Nothing is too scandalous anymore.


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Mrs. Ned McClean is quite something!


Can get Russian reds to yes her
She can convince Russians to agree with her.


Than I suppose
Then I guess.


Anything goes
Nothing is impossible anymore.


When Rockefeller still can hoard
When Rockefeller can still hoard his riches.


Enough money to let Max Gordon
So much money that he can finance Max Gordon's productions.


Produce his shows
Produce the performances he wants to see.


Anything goes
Everything is possible financially.


The world has gone mad today
The world seems insane right now.


And good's bad today
Even what was once considered good is now bad.


And black's white today
People are confused about what's right and what's wrong.


And days night today
It's hard to make sense of things right now.


And that gent today
And that gentleman today.


You gave a cent today
To whom you gave money today.


Once owned several chateaux
Once owned many castles in Europe.


When folks
When people.


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who are still able to ride in jitneys (a type of old vehicle).


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Discover the Vanderbilts and Whitneys (wealthy socialites).


Lack baby clo'es
Don't have enough baby clothes.


Anything goes
Anything is allowed, even when it comes to fashion.


When Sam Goldwyn
When Sam Goldwyn (Hollywood producer).


Can with great conviction
Can very persuasively.


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Teach Anna Sten how to speak properly.


Than Anna shows
And Anna demonstrates.


Anything goes
Anything is possible when it comes to language.


When you hear that
When you hear about the fact that.


Lady Mendl standing up
Lady Mendl (famous interior decorator) getting up.


Now turns a handspring landing up
Now doing an acrobatic move, landing on her feet.


On her toes
On her tiptoes.


Anything goes
People can express themselves however they want now.


Just think of those shocks you've got
Think about all the surprising things you've experienced.


And those knocks you've got
And all the challenges you've faced.


And those blues you've got
And all the sadness you've felt.


From those news you've got
From all the news you've received.


And those pains you've got
And all the physical pains you're feeling.


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any brains at all)


From those little radios
From all the information you get from the radio.


So Mrs. R.
So Mrs. R. (most likely referring to a wealthy socialite).


With all her trimmin's
With all her accessories and jewelry.


Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's
Can advertise a bed made by the Simmon's company.


Cause Franklin knows
Because Franklin Roosevelt (US president at the time) is aware of everything.


Anything goes
Anything is possible, even in terms of advertising.




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Cole Porter

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