If I Had A Hammer
Mel Tormé Lyrics


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If I wasn't me, but a different sort of chap
What a romeo I'd be
I'd be able to see it's an awful handicap
When a guy's as shy as me
What happiness might come my way
If I could just speak up and say

I'll bet I could work wonders, seems too good to be true
I could be a 'b' marvel if I had a girl like you
Single handed I'd rescue ship and captain and crew
I'd be number one hero if I had a girl like you

I'd spend my leisure finding hidden treasure
No one could measure the things that I do
In the stormiest weather I could eat a pie stew
I'd become a real sailor if I had a girl like you

I could do without moonlight and give the stars a rest too
I'd be warm in a snowstorm if I had a girl like you
All the radio programmes would be strictly taboo
They could keep their old brains trust if I had a girl like you

I'd never long for meals they ring a gong for
The shows they throng for I never would view, I'm telling you




I'd have pennies from heaven, I could live in a shoe
They could take me clothes coupons if I had a girl like you

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Mel Tormé's "If I Had a Girl Like You" tell the story of a man who dreams of what kind of person he would be if he were more confident and had the love of a good woman. He begins by stating that his shyness is an "awful handicap" that prevents him from experiencing happiness. He imagines himself as a heroic figure, capable of rescuing entire ships and crews, and finding hidden treasures in his leisure time. The love of a good woman, to him, would transform him into a completely different person, one who is not restrained by fears and anxieties.


The song is essentially a love letter to a woman who the singer has yet to meet, someone whom he believes has the power to magically transform him into a more assertive and adventurous version of himself. The idea that the right partner can bring out the best in someone is a common theme in love songs, but the lyrics to "If I Had a Girl Like You" take it to an extreme by portraying the singer as a completely different person who is capable of accomplishing feats that he never thought possible.


Overall, the lyrics speak to the transformative power of love, and how it can enable individuals to overcome their insecurities and fears, transforming them into the best version of themselves.


Line by Line Meaning

If I wasn't me, but a different sort of chap
If I were someone else, someone more confident and outgoing


What a romeo I'd be
I would be quite the ladies' man


I'd be able to see it's an awful handicap
I recognize that my shyness is holding me back


When a guy's as shy as me
Because I am so shy


What happiness might come my way
I wonder what good things could happen if I were less shy


If I could just speak up and say
If only I could express myself more confidently


I'll bet I could work wonders, seems too good to be true
I believe that I could achieve great things if I were more confident, but it almost seems impossible


I could be a 'b' marvel if I had a girl like you
If I had a girlfriend like you, I could be extraordinary


Single handed I'd rescue ship and captain and crew
I would be able to perform amazing feats of bravery and resourcefulness alone


I'd be number one hero if I had a girl like you
Having you in my life would make me feel like a superhero


I'd spend my leisure finding hidden treasure
I would use my free time to search for undiscovered riches


No one could measure the things that I do
My accomplishments would be immeasurable


In the stormiest weather I could eat a pie stew
I would be prepared for anything, even the worst weather, with you by my side


I'd become a real sailor if I had a girl like you
I would be able to pursue my dreams with your love and support


I could do without moonlight and give the stars a rest too
I would be content with just having you, and everything else would seem less important


I'd be warm in a snowstorm if I had a girl like you
Your love would keep me warm even in the coldest of situations


All the radio programmes would be strictly taboo
I would be too busy spending time with you to listen to the radio


They could keep their old brains trust if I had a girl like you
I wouldn't need anything else to stimulate my mind or challenge me intellectually


I'd never long for meals they ring a gong for
I wouldn't be interested in fancy or extravagant meals


The shows they throng for I never would view, I'm telling you
I wouldn't waste my time watching popular or mainstream shows, because I would be too busy enjoying life with you


I'd have pennies from heaven, I could live in a shoe
With you in my life, I would feel blessed and happy no matter what my financial situation was like


They could take me clothes coupons if I had a girl like you
You are all I need to feel fulfilled and happy, and material possessions wouldn't matter nearly as much




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Written by: LOUIS MC DERMOTT

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