New Dirty Dozen
Memphis Minnie Lyrics


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Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin

Your mama do the lordy lord
Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater

Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas

Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord
Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell

Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
I know all about your pappy and your mammy,
your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy,
your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's,

they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters




Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Memphis Minnie's "New Dirty Dozen" are a playful and witty take on the tradition of "the Dozens," a game of insults and put-downs that originated in the African American community. The song opens with Minnie inviting her audience to listen to her "dozen talk," a reference to the game, and then proceeds to deliver a series of insults and provocations, challenging her listeners to come up with their own witty comebacks.


One of the key themes of the song is sexual innuendo, as Minnie takes aim at both men and women for their behavior in and out of bed. She accuses the men of being "mistreaters, robbers and cheaters," and threatens to "slip them in the dozens" with their family members, including their "papa and cousin." The women, meanwhile, are portrayed as prostitutes, standing on the corner and offering their services for a nickel and a free towel. Minnie also pokes fun at the absurdity of life, recalling the image of a tomcat jumping on a sewing machine and getting 99 stitches.


Line by Line Meaning

Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
Everyone gather around, I'm about to talk trash


What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
I don't care about your thoughts, what you have is garbage


Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
You're a terrible person who mistreats, steals from, and deceives others


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
You and your entire family are included in my insults


Your mama do the lordy lord
Your mother should be ashamed


Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
All you women soliciting on the street corner


Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
Calling out to potential customers with a vulgar nickname and cheap prices


You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater
You've been mistreating, robbing, and cheating for a long time


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Once again, your entire family is included in my insults


Your mama do the lordy lord
And again, your mother should be ashamed


Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
The most amusing thing I've witnessed is a cat hopping on a sewing machine


Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas
The machine was so rapid that it sewed up the cat's backside with 99 stitches


Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
The cat is now a cruel mistreater, robber, and cheater


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Once again, including your whole family in my insults


Your mama do the lordy lord
And, again, your mother should be ashamed


Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell
Let me tell you about this blind man named Bell, who has a strong sense of smell


Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
A fisherman passed by and catcalled the ladies


I know all about your pappy and your mammy, your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy, your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's,
I'm familiar with your entire family


they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
They all got drunk and made fools of themselves


Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters
Now everyone in your family is a drunken mistreater, robber, and cheater


Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Again, including your whole family in my insults


Your mama do the lordy lord
And, again, your mother should be ashamed




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: J. MAYO WILLIAMS, RUFUS PERRYMAN

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

Ned Black

Come, all you folks, and start to walk.
I'm fixin' to start my dozens talk.
What you thinkin' 'bout ain't on my mind
That stuff you got is the chargin' kind,
Now you's a sorry mistreater,
Robber and a cheater,
Sister and yer dozens,
Papa and yer cousins,
Mama, do the Lordy Lord.

Come, all you wimmens and your candy can,
Out on the corner stoppin ev'ry man
Holler'n soap is a nickel and the towel is free;
I'm pigmeat, Papa, now, who wants me?
You's all mistreaters, etc



Ned Black

Now, the funniest thing I ever seen
Tomcat jumpin' on a sewin' machine
Sewin' machine, run so fast
Took ninety-nine stitches in his yass yass yass
Now he's dirty mistreater, etc.

I'ma tell you all about Ol' Man Bill
He cain't see, but he sho' can smell
He smelt you passin' th' other day,
Holler'n, Hey, Pretty Mama, I'ma goin' yer way!
I know all about yer Pappy and yer Mammy,
Yer big fat sister and yer little brother Sammy,
Yer aunties and yer uncles and yer Maws and Paws;
They all got drunk and showed they Santy Claus,
Now, they's drunken mistreaters, etc

Mama, do the Lawdy Lawd!



aaron4wilkins

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Gonna tell yo all about ole' man Bell ,
He can't see but he sure can smell
Fish man passed here the other day,
hollered Pretty mama I'm goin' your way

I know all about your pappy and your Mammy
big fat sister and your little brother Sammy
Your auntie and uncle
and your ma's and Pa's
They all got drunk and showed you Santa Claus (...showed you their Pubic hair)



Arjun Upadhya

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Come all you folks and start to walk, I'm fixing to start my dozen talk
What you're thinking about ain't on my mind, that stuff you got is the sorriest kind
Now you're a sorry mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Come all of you women's outta be in the can, out on the corner stopping every man,
Hollering "Soap is a nickel and the towel is free, I'm pigmeat, pappy, now who wants me?"
You's a old mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Now the funniest thing I ever seen, tom cat jumping on a sewing machine
Sewing machine run so fast, took 99 stitches in his yas, yas, yas
Now he's a cruel mistreater, robber and a cheater
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

Now I'm gonna tell you all about old man Bell, he can't see but he sure can smell
Fish-man passed here the other day, hollering "Hey, pretty mama, I'm going your way"
I know all about your pappy and your mammy,
your big fat sister and your little brother Sammy,
your auntie and your uncle and your ma's and pa's,
they all got drunk and showed their Santa Claus
Now they're all drunken mistreaters, robbers and a cheaters
Slip you in the dozens, your papa and your cousin
Your mama do the lordy lord

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Note: dirty dozens, a very elaborate game traditionally played by black boys, in which the participants insult each other's relatives, especially their mothers. The object of the game is to test emotional strength. The first person to give in to anger is the loser.

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All comments from YouTube:

John Wells

The lady was ahead of her time it's like singing mixed with rap!

DarkLink

LOVE IT !!!!!!!

Jersey Julie

Love this song!!!!

darrenandbutterfly

love it!!!

Jus' Kevin Ryan

My Gosh...that's the opening riff to Suite Judy Blue Eyes !

Blanche Byard

That Guitar!

Ned Black

'The Dozens' is a name-calling game, a precursor of Hip-Hop, wherein contestants make jocular, often suggestive, references to the opponent's kinfolks, living and passed.

Ned Black

My nephew asked me, "So, who's your greatest influence as a guitar player?" I said, "Minnie Douglas, Maybelle Carter, and John Fahey." He knew who Fahey was.

Miranda Gagua

I'm tingling all over. <3

Ned Black

Come, all you folks, and start to walk.
I'm fixin' to start my dozens talk.
What you thinkin' 'bout ain't on my mind
That stuff you got is the chargin' kind,
Now you's a sorry mistreater,
Robber and a cheater,
Sister and yer dozens,
Papa and yer cousins,
Mama, do the Lordy Lord.

Come, all you wimmens and your candy can,
Out on the corner stoppin ev'ry man
Holler'n soap is a nickel and the towel is free;
I'm pigmeat, Papa, now, who wants me?
You's all mistreaters, etc

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