Bawlz
Merkules Lyrics

Uh-huh
An intro vocalization used to express agreement or assent

Whatever, fuck it, I'm goin' in
I am not worried about anything, so I am going ahead with what I plan to do

The shit is crazy, I got nothin' to lose
I am in a crazy situation where I have nothing to lose

Man, I remember when we used to have something to prove
In the past, I had a need to prove myself

But I'm on top now, lookin' down and lovin' the view
I have succeeded and I am now enjoying the view from the top

If I'd jump, I'd probably land in the chunk of the coop, yeah (splash)
I am so successful that if I were to jump, I would probably land on the roof of a fancy car

Canadian killer that waitin' for pictures but I don't do the small talk
People know of me, but I avoid idle chat

I just came for the dinner
I am only here for the food

I'll eat a steak and lick the plate and head straight to the shitter
I am so casual that I would eat a steak, and then take a poop without any sense of shame

Then I'll puke inside the sink after I drank all the liquor
I will drink so much alcohol that I will vomit in the sink

'Cause I'm a scumbag, asshole, bastard child, ask around
I am a terrible person, just ask anyone

I was broke but I'm laughin' now
I was once poor, but now I am enjoying my success

Now my girl countin' money 'til she passes out
My partner is counting money until she falls asleep from exhaustion

As she wake up in the plane and we land in Maui
As my partner wakes up on a plane, we will soon land in a place called Maui

I only braggin' 'cause I know what it was like at the bottom
I am only boasting because I remember what it was like to be at the bottom

I got tourettes now, everything I write is retarded
I have Tourette's syndrome now, and everything I write is immature

All the fights that I started got me feelin' like I'm a target
All the fights that I have started have made me feel like I am a target

But I still don't give a fuck, I guess I might be the problem, uh
Despite all of this, I don't care and I might be the problem

I heard he bought a brand new whip wit' the roof missin'
I heard that someone bought a new car without a roof

He be on some brand new shit (no, I didn't)
He must be doing something new (but I am not)

I heard he bought a brand new watch and a grill
I heard that someone bought a new watch and a dental grill

You could see it shine every time he talks (could be true)
You can see it shine every time the person talks (maybe it is true)

I heard he's doin' sold out shows and when he come home
I heard that someone is doing sold-out shows and when he comes home

I heard the whole town goes (yeah, that's true)
I heard that the entire town enjoys this person's performances (that's true)

I heard he's got some big ass balls
I heard that someone has large testicles

And they drag on the ground when he goes for a walk (it's kind of annoying)
When this person walks, his testicles drag on the ground (and it is annoying)

And you can see 'em fuckin' hangin' out my pants
My testicles are hanging out of my pants

Now I got your baby mama goin' crazy in the stand
Now your child's mother is going wild in the audience

I'm a time-bomb tickin', I be patient as I can
I am like a ticking time bomb that is trying to be as patient as possible

Now I'm 'bout to blow the fuck up, the grenades are goin' ham, baby
I am about to explode and the grenades are going wild

I don't take showers, I don't wash my hands
I do not take showers or wash my hands

So you can smell that I'm shit when you cross my path (that's right)
You can smell how awful I am when you cross my path (that's right)

Ooh, how the fuck do I even have friends?
I do not know how I have any friends

I'm so dope that when this album drops you'll need an aspirin (ow)
My music is so great that when my album comes out, it will give you a headache

If you hate then I'm sorry you should eat a fat dick
If you hate me, then you should just go away

Got my zipper down in public for that easy access, yeah (true)
My zipper is down in public for easy access (this is true)

Fat fucker but my belly's not complainin'
I am overweight, but my belly is not bothered

This can happen when you let a fuckin' lion out the cage
This is what happens when you unleash a wild animal

And now I know that not givin' a fuck is sort of dope
I have realized that not caring is kind of cool

You should steal this of the internet and play it for your folks
You should download this song and play it for your family

If this song makes you angry I consider that a joke
If this song makes you angry, I think it is funny

I could lie and say I care about your feelings but I don't
I could pretend to care about your feelings, but I do not

Bitch
A way to express frustration or anger