Fake Healer
Metal Church Lyrics


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I prey upon your morbid fear
Of terminal disease
You won't know the difference
Now it's time for surgery
Another shot, another pill
Two weeks therapy
I take all major credit cards
Your money is what I need

I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer

A villain at your bedside
Take this and you'll be fine
Severely educated
Just pay your bill on time
I think it's time for another test
I need more of your blood
Sign this affidavit
So my insurance won't go up

I'm a healer
I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer

Research and development
Spend millions every year
You sickly and decrepit ones
Keep my yacht safe on the pier

You're dying on a stretcher
We'll try to save your life
If you can't afford my service
I will let you die
I'm trusted and respected
Says my diploma on the wall
Before I will do anything
I'll give your bank a call

I'm a healer




I will keep you all alive
I'm a healer

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Metal Church's "Fake Healer" are a scathing indictment of the greed and deception present in certain corners of the healthcare industry. The song tells the story of a charlatan posing as a benevolent healer, preying on the fears of his patients and exploiting their vulnerability for personal gain. The first verse sets the stage for this narrative, with the singer describing how he feeds on his patient's "morbid fear/Of terminal disease" in order to manipulate them into unnecessary surgeries, medications, and treatments. The second verse goes further into the deceptions of the fake healer, with the lyrics describing how he demands constant payment and even scams his patients with unnecessary tests and procedures. The final verse reveals the true nature of the healer, promising to let those who can't pay for his services "die", and revealing that his true motivations are to keep "my yacht safe on the pier".


Overall, the lyrics of "Fake Healer" serve as a critique of the healthcare industry, specifically the profit-driven, morally questionable practices that can exist when healthcare is treated as a business rather than a public service. The song exposes the exploitation and manipulation of vulnerable patients, as well as the harm that can be caused by individuals who prioritize greed over human life.


Line by Line Meaning

I prey upon your morbid fear
I take advantage of your fear of dying or being seriously ill


Of terminal disease
Of having a disease that will eventually lead to death


You won't know the difference
You won't be able to distinguish between my real treatment and my fake treatment


Now it's time for surgery
Now it's time for me to operate on you, even if you don't really need it


Another shot, another pill
I'll keep giving you more drugs, even if they're not effective


Two weeks therapy
I'll keep you in therapy for two weeks, regardless of whether it's beneficial for you


I take all major credit cards
I'm only interested in your money and will accept any form of payment


Your money is what I need
I care more about your money than your health


I'm a healer
I claim to be a medical professional who can cure you of your illnesses


I will keep you all alive
I will do whatever it takes to keep you coming back and paying for my services


A villain at your bedside
I'm not a trustworthy or kind caregiver, but rather someone who is using you for personal gain


Take this and you'll be fine
I'm promising you that my drugs and treatments will work, even if they won't


Severely educated
I have some level of education, but it may not be enough to truly help you


Just pay your bill on time
I'm only interested in getting paid and will prioritize that over your health


I think it's time for another test
I'm going to run unnecessary tests to make more money, even if it's not helpful for you


I need more of your blood
I'm going to take more of your blood, even if it's also unnecessary


Sign this affidavit
I want you to sign this legal document that absolves me of any wrongdoing


So my insurance won't go up
I'm more concerned about my personal finances and reputation than your health and wellbeing


Research and development
I'm using scientific-sounding language to justify my high prices and seemingly sophisticated treatments


Spend millions every year
I claim to invest a lot of money into R&D, but it's likely exaggerated or false


You sickly and decrepit ones
I'm targeting vulnerable and desperate people who are more likely to believe my lies


Keep my yacht safe on the pier
My wealth and luxury are more important to me than your health


You're dying on a stretcher
Even if you're close to death, I won't give up trying to profit off of you


We'll try to save your life
I'll make it seem like I'm doing everything I can to help you, even if it's not true


If you can't afford my service
I don't care about helping people who can't pay me enough money


I will let you die
I'm willing to put people's lives at risk if it means I won't lose money


I'm trusted and respected
I'm exploiting people's trust and respect for medical professionals to manipulate and deceive them


Says my diploma on the wall
I'm using my credentials and education to further deceive you into thinking I'm a legitimate healer


Before I will do anything
I'm going to prioritize my own financial interests even if it means delaying or preventing your treatment


I'll give your bank a call
I'm going to check your finances before deciding how much to charge you or whether to treat you at all




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: CRAIG STEPHEN WELLS, KURDT YORK VANDERHOOF

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DB NEWS

Rest In Peace Mike. Thanks for blessing us with your beautiful vocals all these years.

Jörg Mühlberg

I really miss him. His zynistic way to show everybody what's going wrong

Ashes and Urns

100%

Joe Dazey

I'm stunned. There will NEVER be another Mike Howe. So young, he looked in great shape. I wish the band and family my condolences.

Death of Siegfried

I think it was a suicide

Emperor Helix

@Death of Siegfried hanged himself.

michael crowley

@Emperor Helix :( imagine the pain he was feeling , which he only felt solace in suicide

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Christopher Myers

Gone too young! One of the most powerful singers of his generation! RIP!

Mike Wold

Mike and LaTorre is fricking awesome!

Johann1222

Rip Mike, what a great voice what a great Song.

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