Frequent topics of Avalon's songs are his experiences with substance abuse and prostitution. His family upbringing was tumultuous and both he and his parents were involved with drugs. Avalon's paternal grandparents are Holocaust survivors; both endured lasting injuries from their imprisonment at Auschwitz.
Avalon is friends with Antonio, who encouraged Avalon to write lyrics and perform when Mickey was broke and living on Anton's sofa. Avalon soon gained a following in the Los Angeles nightclub scene. He has since enjoyed a surge in popularity partly due to promotion of his music on the MySpace website.
In the media
Avalon appeared on the Jimmy Kimmel Live show on Friday the February 23, 2007.
He appeared in an episode of The Simple Life where he auditioned to perform the song "Friends and Lovers" at a lesbian wedding.
Avalon's sexually-themed song "Jane Fonda" was featured in HBO's Entourage.
Avalon appeared on Steven's Untitled Rock Show on Wednesday the April 3, 2007
Avalon replaced Gnarls Barkley as the opening act for the Red Hot Chili Peppers on March 12, 2007 in Oklahoma City. At that show John Frusciante joined Avalon onstage and criticized the audience for their poor reception and "booing" of Avalon. Avalon repeatedly told the audience he wasn't wanting to get in the way of the Chili Peppers performing, he was just there to "pay the rent". Frusciante also sent a very long and heated letter to the fans of www.redhotchilipeppers.com explaining how upset he was at the audiences' disrespect of Avalon.
Avalon appeared onstage with Shaun Ryder and the rest of the Happy Mondays at the 2007 Coachella Music Festival in Indio, Calif.
Avalon opened for T.I. at the University of California, Santa Barbara's "Extravaganza" event in May 2007.
Avalon's "What Do You Say?" was featured in the 2009 movie "The Hangover."
Collaborations
On Unwritten Law's 2007 greatest hits/remix album, The Hit List, Avalon performs "Shoulda Known Better".
Avalon is a member of the trio Dyslexic Speedreaders with Simon Rex (AKA Dirt Nasty) and Andre Legacy. The group tours occasionally with Avalon's solo act.
Avalon's DJ and manager is DJ Kev E Kev.
Tight Blue Jeans
Mickey Avalon Lyrics
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The Ave's back up in this bitch
And it goes like this
Work that pole, baby shake yo tits
I see your girly and she lookin at me
She wanna know what's in these tight blue jeans
A hard man is good to find
And you can bet your bottom dollar nothin harder than mine
They call me Quickdraw McGraw
Sit beside Darma
Juiced, on the loose like Osama Bin Laden
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
Ima take the low road
Meet me at the bottom
These are the things that are better forgotten
Don't even front baby
Screamin is rotten
I wouldn't laugh man it could be your daughter
Damn that shit bitch'll do for a dollar
I see your baby and she lookin at me
I'm bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch is good to find
Now ima mess with your body as I play with your mind
I see your girly and she lookin at me
She wanna know what's in these tight blue jeans
A hard man is good to find
And you can bet your bottom dollar nothin harder than mine
I'll be the man behind the mask
Phantom of the Opera
Slammin that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
You ain't got a chance against my Chevy Impala
Now shoot brought me bad, got you pinche chavala
Blah, blah, blah
Yada, yada, yada
Pay me today and I'll see ya tomorrow
Don't laugh man, it could be your daughter
Sofa pa Pacino
Then bring home the bota
I see your baby and she lookin at me
I'm bout to get her out of tight ass jeans
A bad bitch is good to find
Now ima mess with your body as I play with your mind
I see your girly and she lookin at me
She wanna know what's in these tight blue jeans
A hard man is good to find
And you can bet your bottom dollar nothin harder than mine
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun
Then just don't kiss and tell
I said good girls go to heaven
And bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun
Then just don't kiss and tell
I see your baby and she lookin at me
I'm bout to get her out of tight ass jeans
A bad bitch is good to find
Now ima mess with your body as I play with your mind
I see your girly and she lookin at me
She wanna know what's in these tight blue jeans
A hard man is good to find
And you can bet your bottom dollar nothin harder than mine
In Mickey Avalon's song "Tight Blue Jeans," the artist raps about his sexual exploits and picking up women. He confidently boasts about his sexual prowess, describing how women are mesmerized by him and want to know what he's hiding in his tight blue jeans. Mickey uses imagery in his lyrics to express his thoughts, comparing himself to Quickdraw McGraw and mentioning “Juiced, on the loose like Osama Bin Laden.” He flaunts his masculinity and claims that nothing is harder than him, making sexual innuendos throughout the entire song. He also warns his audience not to judge, pointing out that the same thing could happen to their daughters.
Line by Line Meaning
Oh shit
A sudden realization or exclamation
The Ave's back up in this bitch
Mickey Avalon is back and ready to party
And it goes like this
The song is about to begin
Work that pole, baby shake yo tits
Encouragement for a stripper to perform
I see your girly and she lookin at me
Someone is checking Mickey out
She wanna know what's in these tight blue jeans
The woman is curious about what Mickey is packing
A hard man is good to find
Finding a man with an erect penis is desirable
And you can bet your bottom dollar nothin harder than mine
Mickey boasts about his impressive erection
They call me Quickdraw McGraw
Mickey's nickname is a reference to a cartoon horse
Sit beside Darma
Mickey is sitting next to someone named Darma (presumably a friend or love interest)
Juiced, on the loose like Osama Bin Laden
Mickey is high and feeling free, like a notorious terrorist
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
A reference to a controversial music video by Madonna
Ima take the low road
Mickey chooses to do the things society frowns upon
Meet me at the bottom
Mickey is inviting someone to join him in his less-than-upstanding lifestyle
These are the things that are better forgotten
Mickey acknowledges that his behavior is not something to be proud of
Don't even front baby
Don't pretend like you're not interested
Screamin is rotten
Screaming during sex is unappealing
I wouldn't laugh man it could be your daughter
Mickey warns against being judgmental, as the woman in question could be someone's daughter
Damn that shit bitch'll do for a dollar
Mickey comments on the desperation of strippers
I'm bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
Mickey plans to hook up with the woman and remove her clothing
A bad bitch is good to find
Agreement that finding a promiscuous woman is desirable
Now ima mess with your body as I play with your mind
Mickey plans to pleasure the woman both physically and mentally
I'll be the man behind the mask
Mickey is referencing the Phantom of the Opera
Phantom of the Opera
Continuation of the reference to the musical
Slammin that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
Mickey will perform sexually with the same skill as a basketball player
You ain't got a chance against my Chevy Impala
Mickey's car is superior and he is in control
Now shoot brought me bad, got you pinche chavala
Untranslatable, perhaps nonsense lyrics or wordplay
Blah, blah, blah
Sarcastic dismissal of something unimportant
Yada, yada, yada
Further sarcastic dismissal
Pay me today and I'll see ya tomorrow
Mickey is in the prostitution business
Sofa pa Pacino
Untranslatable, possibly a made-up phrase
Then bring home the bota
Mickey will return home with his earnings
Good girls go to heaven
Women who behave well will be rewarded in the afterlife
Bad girls go to hell
Women who engage in sinful behavior will be punished after death
So if you wanna have some fun
Advice to live life to the fullest
Then just don't kiss and tell
Keep your exploits private
Writer(s): Perl Yeshe Paljor, Clark Mike
Contributed by Natalie W. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
Sodium Raccoon
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 1]
Call me quick, draw me cross
Suicide bomber, juiced on the loose like Osama bin Laden
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
I'mma take the low road, meet me at the bottom
These are the things that are better forgotten
Don't eat the corn, babe it's green and its rotten
I wouldn't laugh man it could be your daughter
Damn that shit bitch will do for a dollar
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 2]
I'll be the man behind the mask
Phantom of the Opera
Slammin' that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
You ain't got a chance against my Chevy and parlour
Now [?]
Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy, yadda
Pay me today and I'll see you tomorrow
Don't laugh man it could be your daughter
Sold her for the [?]
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Bridge]
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
I said, good girls go to heaven
And bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
Mickey Avalon
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alexander michel
one of the most underrated artists
sorrowsuperstar10
never heard of him. but now he's easily at the top of the list! Fuck yeah Mickey keep killin dem
Dave Akehurst
2020 still rocking!🤘
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Whur u wanna meet lil boy?
Gamer?
2023 still rocking 🤘
maryshome8
I LOVE how Mickey has started adding more videos!!!!
Sodium Raccoon
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 1]
Call me quick, draw me cross
Suicide bomber, juiced on the loose like Osama bin Laden
Naked on the crucifix like Madonna
I'mma take the low road, meet me at the bottom
These are the things that are better forgotten
Don't eat the corn, babe it's green and its rotten
I wouldn't laugh man it could be your daughter
Damn that shit bitch will do for a dollar
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Verse 2]
I'll be the man behind the mask
Phantom of the Opera
Slammin' that ass like a Harlem globe trotter
You ain't got a chance against my Chevy and parlour
Now [?]
Blah, blah, blah, yaddy, yaddy, yadda
Pay me today and I'll see you tomorrow
Don't laugh man it could be your daughter
Sold her for the [?]
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine
[Bridge]
Good girls go to heaven
Bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
I said, good girls go to heaven
And bad girls go to hell
So if you wanna have some fun then just don't kiss and tell
[Chorus]
I see your baby and she looking at me
I'm 'bout to get her out her tight ass jeans
A bad bitch if good to find, now I'mma mess with her body while I play with your mind
I see your girly and she looking at me
She wanna know what's in these tight, blue jeans
A hard man is good to find and you can bet your bottom dollar nuttin' harder than mine