Masturbates
Mindless Self Indulgence Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

death with the ba... ba...
death with the ba... ba...
chuck it
television is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking wrist
and so big and so bad and so large

masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
it's so wet and so round and so deep
death with the right gun
i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
nothing but sweat inside my hands

masturbation is good for you - it's not the best




cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
it's so big and so round and so fat

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Mindless Self Indulgence's song Masturbates may seem confusing and nonsensical at first, but upon closer inspection, they seem to touch on themes of sexuality, addiction, and death. The repetition of "death with the ba... ba..." at the beginning of the song hints at a darker tone, as if the singer is contemplating mortality while engaging in the act of masturbation. The lines "television is good for you - it's not the best/cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking wrist" suggest a critique of modern society and its over-reliance on technology at the expense of human connection and pleasure.


As the song progresses, the singer shifts their focus to the female anatomy, singing "masturbation is good for you - it's not the best/cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris/it's so wet and so round and so deep." Here, the song takes on a more erotic tone, celebrating the female body and the pleasure it can bring. However, the references to death and the "right gun" suggest an underlying sense of danger and a potentially fatal obsession with self-gratification.


Overall, Mindless Self Indulgence's Masturbates is a complex and multi-layered song that touches on a range of themes and emotions. While the lyrics may be surreal and disjointed, they ultimately paint a picture of a person grappling with their own desires and mortality.


Line by Line Meaning

death with the ba... ba...
An incomplete thought that appears twice, possibly referencing death and uncertainty.


chuck it
Possibly a command to move on or let something go.


television is good for you - it's not the best
Television may have some benefits, but it is not the best option available.


cause nothing beats the feel of your fucking wrist
Masturbation is pleasing, but may not be as good as other options.


and so big and so bad and so large
Possibly referring to excessive or exaggerated characteristics.


masturbation is good for you - it's not the best
Masturbation may have some benefits, but it is not the best option available.


cause nothing beats the touch of your clitoris
Other types of sexual stimulation may be more satisfying than masturbation.


it's so wet and so round and so deep
Possibly describing physical features, but in a crude and objectifying manner.


death with the right gun
A reference to suicide, but unclear whether serious or not.


i'm thinkin' i'm uh masturbates oh no
Unclear, possibly indicating regret or remorse.


nothing but sweat inside my hands
Possibly describing the physical act of masturbation or the singer's general level of arousal.


cause nothing beats the feel of your tight old ass
Possibly objectifying and derogatory towards older people or women.


it's so big and so round and so fat
Possibly referring to physical features in an objectifying and derogatory manner.




Lyrics © JAMES IS A GIRL MUSIC C/O CITRIN COOPERMAN, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: JAMES EURINGER

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found

More Versions