Crazy Ex-Girlfriend
Miranda Lambert Lyrics


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It took me five bars, saw thirty license plates
I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool
So I walked right in, barehanded; she was on his arm while he was playing pool
Just like I used to do

She kissed him while I got a beer
She didn't think I'd show up here
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I watched her for awhile, but I didn't like her walk
Came across kinda cheap to me, but, hey, how's that my fault?
She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
I wanna pitch, little bitch

Those pretty girls can play their game
But they damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

I started throwing things, and I scared folks half to death
I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath
Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
'Cause, baby, to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I'm mad as hell

Well, those pretty girls - they're all the same
But they're damn well gonna know my name
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend




I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend

Overall Meaning

Miranda Lambert's song "Crazy Ex-Girlfriend" is a tongue-in-cheek take on the trope of a jilted lover seeking revenge on her cheating ex-boyfriend and his new fling. The singer of the song has seen her ex's car parked outside a bar, and she is immediately filled with rage. She brings her pistol with her, but decides not to use it and instead confronts her ex and his new girlfriend while he is playing pool. The singer is clearly jealous of her ex's new partner and doesn't think she is good enough for him, calling her "cheap" and a "little bitch."


The song shows the singer becoming increasingly unhinged as she throws things and gets up in her ex's face, not caring if she ends up in jail for her actions. She is unapologetic about her behavior, gleefully calling herself a "crazy ex-girlfriend" and declaring that she wants her ex and his new girlfriend to know her name. In a way, the song is a commentary on the idea that women who express anger or jealousy are often dismissed as "crazy" or irrational, even in situations where they have every right to be upset.


Line by Line Meaning

It took me five bars, saw thirty license plates
I went to five bars and saw dozens of cars with different license plates


I saw her Mustang and my eyes filled up with rage
I saw my ex's car and instantly became very angry


I brought my pistol, but I ain't some kinda fool
I brought my gun with me, but I'm not crazy enough to use it


So I walked right in, barehanded; she was on his arm while he was playing pool
I walked in without my gun and saw my ex with another girl while he was playing pool


Just like I used to do
They were doing the same things we used to do together


She kissed him while I got a beer
While I was getting a drink, I saw her kiss my ex


She didn't think I'd show up here
She didn't expect me to come to this bar


I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm acting like a crazy ex-girlfriend


I watched her for awhile, but I didn't like her walk
I observed her for some time, but I didn't find her attractive


Came across kinda cheap to me, but, hey, how's that my fault?
She seemed tacky but that's not my fault


She looked at my man like he didn't have on a stitch
She looked at my ex as if he wasn't wearing any clothes


Somebody tell that girl to step up to the plate
Someone please make her face the consequences of her actions


I wanna pitch, little bitch
I want her to face me and fight like a man


Those pretty girls can play their game
Other girls may try to get with my ex, but I'm not to be trifled with


But they damn well gonna know my name
I'll make sure they know who I am


I started throwing things, and I scared folks half to death
I began throwing things around like a crazy person


I got up in his face, smelled whiskey on his breath
I confronted my ex and smelled alcohol on his breath


Didn't give a second thought to being thrown in jail
I didn't care if I was arrested


'Cause, baby, to a hammer everything looks like a nail
I saw everything and everyone as a target


I'm mad as hell
I'm very angry


Well, those pretty girls - they're all the same
All those attractive girls are alike


I'm a crazy ex-girlfriend
I'm a person who behaves like a crazy ex-girlfriend




Lyrics Ā© Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
Written by: MIRANDA LAMBERT, TRAVIS HOWARD

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TRACY JO CAUDILL

IT'S JAMMING TUNE , DANCE, PARTY AND I LOVE IT.

Allie Davis

love this song!:-D I cant stop listening to it.

Geoff G

The relationship might burn hot and flame out fast but, the crazy girls are the most fun. And Im just like a moth to those crazy flames.

Michael L Hays

If I had had a girl like this, she would never have been my ex.

Shannon Grim

i played this for my boyfriend bc he said that he wasnt dating my best friend and i just figered out on facebook that he is dating her

Janie Super

A masterpiece

mer904

LOVE it!!

Pamela Evans

I can relate to this song.. I was at Gasparilla in Tampa and got into a fight with both my ex boyfriend and his new girlfriend.. She tied to throw a drink on me and I slapped her to the floor, got her nice white shirt all dirty..

Ashley Piazza

Pamela Evans thats how the 813 does it

Kenzie Ellington

Don't mess with country girls! haha

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