Telephone
Miss. Nightcore Lyrics

I went to my apartment on a Monday at one
I arrived at my apartment on Monday at precisely one o'clock

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky bum, shicky bum
I was singing happily to myself

Started movin' in it on a Tuesday at two
I started moving my things into the apartment the next day at two o'clock

A-singin' do lolly, lolly shicky do, shicky do
I continued to sing and hum a tune

Wednesday at three I called the phone company, singin': "Hey baby, put a phone in for me"
I called the phone company on Wednesday at three o'clock and requested for phone connection while singing in a cute and flirty tone

Thursday at four he came a-knockin' at my door, singin': "Hey, baby, I'm your telephone man
On Thursday at four o'clock, the phone company technician arrived at my door with a charming smile, singing playfully to me

You just show me where you want it and I'll put it where I can
He assured me that he could install the phone wherever I preferred it to be

I can put it in the bedroom, I can put it in the hall I can put it in the bathroom, I can hang it on the wall
He listed the possible locations in my apartment where he could install the phone line

You can have it with a buzz, you can have it with a ring And if you really want it you can have a ding-a-ling
He gave me options for the phone ringtone that I preferred

My heart began a-thumpin' and my mind began to fly And I knew I wasn't dealin' with no ordinary guy
I was smitten with the phone technician and felt special that he was attending to me with such gusto

So while he was a-talking I was thinkin' up my plan Then my fingers did the walkin' on the telephone man
While he was discussing the phone installation, I was already thinking of a way to flirt back and make him mine. I used the excuse of testing the connection to brush my fingers against his hand

Singin' hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Get it any way you can Right? Ha ha ha, so...
I continued to sing my happy tune while seducing the phone technician and suggesting that I was willing to do anything for his attention

I've never done anything like this before!
I was elated and surprised with myself for being so flirtatious and bold

I got it in the bedroom, and I got it in the hall And I got it in the bathroom, and he hung it on the wall I got it with a buzz, and I got it with a ring And when he told me what my number was I got a ding-a-ling A-singin' hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Hey lolly, lolly Just-a doin' my thing
The phone technician was a willing accomplice to my flirtations, and we ended up installing the phone in multiple locations with various ringtones. I was thrilled when he told me my new phone number and couldn't resist making a playful comment about it