WTF
Missy Elliott Ft. Pharrell Williams m) (CDQ) Lyrics

The dance you doing is dumb
I don't understand the dance moves you're doing

How they do where you from
Can you explain the origin of these dance moves?

Stickin' out your tongue girl
You're making a silly face with your tongue

But you know you're too young
You shouldn't be acting so childish

A bunch of girls do it and the shit looks fun
It seems like a lot of girls enjoy doing this dance

That's how they do it where we from
This is a common dance where we come from

You know it don't start till one
The party doesn't really get started until later on

I'm so faded, no exaggeration
I'm really drunk right now, no joke

Backs breakin' like a percolation
People are dancing so hard their backs are bending like coffee percolators

Boys to the yard for some hip spankin'
Guys are coming over to watch the girls dance and maybe hit on them

Where you make it drop down like you in the matrix
The dance involves moving your body in a way that resembles a scene from the movie 'The Matrix'

Can't take it, them chicks been fakin'
I can't handle watching these girls fake their dance moves anymore

Ya'll still sleep, better stay awakened
You guys are still unaware of what real dancing is, you need to wake up

Hot new dance for the hood to make it
This is a new dance that is gaining popularity in the neighborhood

Make the dope move fast, make them think you drinkin'
Move your body quickly so it looks like you're drunk, even if you're not

Head to the floor don't collect that though
Get low to the ground without picking anything up

You better huddle up cause the beat's so cold
Get closer to each other because the song is so good

Pop that, pop that, cock and reload
Move your body in a jumpy motion and repeat it again and again

This another hit, I got an ace in the hole
I have another popular song and I can still surprise you with even better ones

Boys on my back, playa did you peep that?
Guys are trying to get with me, did you see that?

You got a small stack, playa, you can keep that
You don't have enough money to impress me

I'm a Big Mac make you wanna eat that
I'm like a delicious burger that you can't resist

Like m-m-m-m-m, yak it to the yak
I'm like a record player that keeps repeating itself

Junk in the trunk make you pumps in the bump
Good curves in my rear make people excited to dance

Girls wanna have fun make you stickin' out your tongue
Girls just want to have fun, so they stick their tongues out while dancing

I come into this bitch like liquid
I enter this song with such ease and fluidity

Drip, drip, drip, then the business
My style is smooth and steady, and then I get down to business

Click, click, get the picture
Understand what I'm saying? Good

Hermés Trismegistus
I'm a master of my craft and my name represents that

Witness and get lifted
Watch me perform and get inspired

Basic, nigga I was born in the basement
I come from humble beginnings and started from the bottom

Shape shift, nigga I think like a spaceship
I'm out of this world with my creativity and ideas

False, oh-nah-nah-nah
You're wrong, that's not how it is

I am so different than ya'll
I'm unique and unlike anyone else

So far apart
I'm completely different from the rest of you

The way that I balance the bars
I carefully craft and balance my lyrics and beats

I never fall
I never fail or mess up

And if I do I just call
If I ever mess up, I have a safety net or back-up plan

The almighty yellow star, God
I have a lot of faith in a higher power

Lyrically I'm Optimus Prime
In terms of rapping, I'm the best of the best

Look how I drive, look at my ride
Look at how great I am and what I've accomplished

When I go by, smoke in your eyes
My performance has a big impact and leaves an impression on you

So open your eyes, the joke's on you guys
Pay attention and don't miss out on how great I am

And you ain't gotta be a mason in the see through
You don't have to be a secret society member to understand what I'm saying

Some of this shit on occasion
Sometimes I throw in some random stuff just for fun

I'm like kak-a-rak-a-rak-rak-a-rak-a-rak
I have a unique and interesting way of speaking

Make a new track, make 'em fall on they crack
I keep coming up with new and exciting songs that people love

Give 'em a slap, appetizer and smack
I'm giving you a taste of what I've got, and it's amazing

I'm so fat in the back, make the boys all collapse
My curves are so attractive that guys can't resist me

Yeah when I rap they be all on my jack
Guys are always hitting on me when I perform

Boys wanna jump on this pussy cat
Guys want to be with me and are attracted to me

Got a new idea, let me switch it
I have a new concept that I want to try out

Man, I'm so futuristic
My ideas and style are ahead of their time

Big lips and big, big, big hips
My features are very attractive to others

Body be thick like a bisque
My body is curvy and voluptuous

I'm different, rippin' shit
I'm unique and breaking new ground with my music and style

Microphone grippin' it
I'm in control and command when I'm rapping

Gettin' these Benjamins
I'm making a lot of money with my music

New car, whippin' it
I have a new car and I love to drive it

I'm so far ahead of ya'll
I'm way ahead of the competition and doing things they can't even imagine

Man I'm on top of the stars
I'm at the pinnacle of success and achieving great things

I don't care who none of you are
I don't need to impress or pay attention to anyone else but myself

Blah-blah-blah, you best to go rewrite your bars
You're not saying anything interesting, so you should rework your lyrics

Shawty what?
Hey, what's up?

How they do it where you from?
Can you tell me about the dance culture where you come from?

That's how they do it where we from
This is a common dance where I come from

Shawty what?
Hey, what's up?

How they do it where you from?
Can you tell me about the dance culture where you come from?

That's how they do it where we from
This is a common dance where I come from