Smash
Moe Rock Lyrics

I saw her at the club she was with some friends
I noticed a woman with her friends at a club

Getting hit on by a lot of men
Men were trying to flirt with her

I took a shot of patrone then I went for my chance (she diped it low)
I had some alcohol and seized the opportunity to dance when she leaned down

When I took her hands and we started to dance
We began to dance together when I held her hands

She started smiling we was wiling
She smiled as we enjoyed the moment

Her steletoos where shining
Her stiletto shoes were shining

I wispered in her ear what's you name
I quietly asked for her name

Kanyes on can't hear a thang
We couldn't hear anything because of the loud music

Nodded my head threw a smirk
I nodded and smiled to show interest

Her friends where like who da jerk
Her friends wondered who I was

I didn't even care neither did she
We didn't care about what her friends thought

She came with them but left with me
She came to the club with her friends but decided to leave with me

Then she let me smash
She allowed me to have sex with her

Busted in half
We had sex that was so good it felt like we broke in half

She made me pop like a bouble in bath
She made me orgasm like a bubble bursting in a bath

Boom boom bam
A sound effect that accentuates the pleasure felt during sex

She took my guap like uncle sam
She took my money like the way the government takes taxes

Calamari extra roast
We ordered squid that was roasted perfectly

Shawty she sat extra close
She sat very close to me

Then she said mi amore airsto
She said 'my love, I'm satisfied'

I replied back I feel the same about you
I reciprocated her feelings

Finger in the air I said check please
I signaled to call the waiter to bring the bill

Hoped back in da mercedese
We got back in my car

She wanted me to drive back to my crib
She wanted me to drive back to my place

I'm your zach efron - you're my vanessa
I'm like Zach Efron and she's like Vanessa Hudgens from High School Musical

Lou vatan - I'm about to undressya
I made a reference to the brand Louis Vuitton and flirted with her

I'm your brad pitt - your my angelina
I'm like Brad Pitt and she's like Angelina Jolie, a power couple

We'l adopt black kids - from tanzania
Like Brad and Angelina, we'll adopt children from Tanzania

I'm you your tom cruise your my katie
I'm like Tom Cruise and she's like Katie Holmes

Il be a scientolagist for my baby
I'm jokingly agreeing to become a follower of Scientology for her

I'm your chris brown your my re a
I'm like Chris Brown and she's like Rihanna

Wait oops I meant to say that we a
I accidentally revealed that we're together

Will never break were not jon and kate plus 8
We'll never separate like Jon and Kate Gosselin from the reality show Jon and Kate Plus 8

We aint jackson and presley our love aint fake
Unlike Michael Jackson and Elvis Presley, our love is not a facade

I'l never poker face you - don't lady gaga me
I'll always be truthful with you, don't be like Lady Gaga

One day I wana be your baby fatha see
I hope to be your baby's father someday

I'm flipin and skipin and trippin over ladies that are wishing
I'm avoiding other women who are interested in being with me

That they was the one that moe rock would be kissing
They wish they were the one kissing me

But there's only room for one girl on my bed yeah that's I said
I already have one girl in my bed and I'm not looking for anyone else

Me smash
We had sex

Me smash (ayy)
A way of expressing excitement about having sex