For more than twenty years he has been releasing, to only marginal commercial and critical success, playful and transgressive albums on labels in the United Kingdom, the United States, and Japan. In his lyrics and his other writing he makes seemingly random use of decontextualized pieces of continental (mostly French) philosophy, and has built up a personal world he says is "dominated by values like diversity, orientalism, and a respect for otherness." He is also known in certain circles outside the U.S. as a producer. He is fascinated by identity, Japan, the avant-garde, time travel and sex. Live Momus shows are rare but when he does perform he often sings the crowd favourite 'maf' from the Stars Forever LP.
He wears a patch over his right eye because he lost the use of it after contracting acanthamoeba keratitis from a contact lens case washed with Greek tap water.
Nick Currie currently resides in Osaka, Japan.
The Homosexual
Momus Lyrics
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I love women but what's the point of arguing
With the men from boarding schools and building sites
Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my life
One stop past Embankment and the coughs begin
Hell hath no fury like an insecure Englishman
You don't need psychoanalysts to translate this
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That specter they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
I love women but I take them by surprise
Pretending absolute indifference to their breasts and thighs
Like their hairdressers and dressmakers I hear confessionals
Reserved for homosexual professionals
As I put their feet in stirrups with my limp wrist
(A trick I learned from a homosexual gynecologist)
I recall the words my first girlfriend ended our first date with
"I feel privileged you chose me to go straight with"
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That specter they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
You who called me shirt-lifter in Chemistry class
You who sniggered "look out for your arse"
Now your women wash your shirts, now your kids are born, baby, look out for your horns
You who called me teapot, who plagued me with your bile
Guess who I've got coming to the boil
Why not grab the nettle I'll settle for being the kettle if you're the pot
I take my tea like my revenge, sweet and hot
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That specter they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
'The Homosexual' you call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre you projected I will now pretend to be
Since your neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since your tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse you
I'll make love with your women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
That you will never hear
Never in a million years
No fucking fear
The song 'The Homosexual' by Momus is about a man who loves women but is constantly ridiculed and judged by men for his effeminate qualities. The singer has been called a homosexual all his life, often by men who are insecure about their own masculinity. The lyrics talk about how the singer has learned to pretend to be a homosexual, since it's easier for him to conform to what society expects of him. He realizes that people's neurosis and tone-deafness are what pass for normality, and he's okay with being queer.
The singer takes pleasure in making love with straight women and making them sing notes of pleasure that their husbands will never hear. He also takes revenge on men who have bullied him, by seducing their wives and girlfriends. He uses his effeminate qualities to his advantage, such as putting women's feet in stirrups with his limp wrist, which he learned from a homosexual gynecologist. The song ends with a defiant tone, where the singer tells his bullies that he's not afraid of being queer and that they should be the ones looking out for their horns.
Line by Line Meaning
I love women but I'm thinking of giving in
Despite being attracted to women, I am considering embracing my sexuality as a homosexual
I love women but what's the point of arguing
Although I am fond of women, it is not worth trying to convince the men who have called me homosexual throughout my life
With the men from boarding schools and building sites
Who've told me I'm a homosexual all my life
I have been told that I am a homosexual by men who attended boarding schools or worked in construction for as long as I can remember
One stop past Embankment and the coughs begin
Hell hath no fury like an insecure Englishman
You don't need psychoanalysts to translate this
'There is an open homosexual in our midst'
Whenever I pass an area with specifically insecure Englishmen, they start to cough and clear their throats, revealing their discomfort with my homosexuality. There is no need to analyze it further since their coughs speak volumes
'The Homosexual' they call me
It's all the same to me
That specter they projected I will now pretend to be
Since their neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since their tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse them
I'll make love with their women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
Their husbands will never hear
People often refer to me as 'The Homosexual', but I am indifferent to their labels. I will continue pretending to be what they see as a specter, as their anxieties are considered normal. It does not bother me that I might be considered queer by others, as their inability to recognize homosexuality is comparable to how they think enjoying music is equivalent to being tone-deaf. Instead of correcting them, I will be intimate with their wives and make them sing with pleasure while their husbands remain oblivious
I love women but I take them by surprise
Pretending absolute indifference to their breasts and thighs
Like their hairdressers and dressmakers I hear confessionals
Reserved for homosexual professionals
I still have a fondness for women but surprise them with my feigned lack of interest in their physical attributes. It is as if I am a hairdresser or dressmaker, allowing them to confide in me with secrets that are typically reserved for homosexual professionals
As I put their feet in stirrups with my limp wrist
(A trick I learned from a homosexual gynecologist)
I recall the words my first girlfriend ended our first date with
"I feel privileged you chose me to go straight with"
When I am putting women's feet in stirrups, I often use my limp wrist, a technique that was taught to me by a homosexual gynecologist. I remember what my first girlfriend said after our first date, where she felt grateful that I chose to date her despite being of a different sexual orientation
You who called me shirt-lifter in Chemistry class
You who sniggered "look out for your arse"
Now your women wash your shirts, now your kids are born, baby, look out for your horns
To those who called me slurs like 'shirt-lifter' or made other derogatory comments towards me, I have a warning for you. Your wives now clean your clothes, and you have children to care for, so be careful not to commit infidelity
You who called me teapot, who plagued me with your bile
Guess who I've got coming to the boil
Why not grab the nettle I'll settle for being the kettle if you're the pot
I take my tea like my revenge, sweet and hot
As for those who referred to me as 'teapot' and ridiculed me in other ways, be prepared to face my wrath. You will see my plan coming to fruition soon. I will accept the role of the kettle as long as you are the pot. My revenge will be delivered like a cup of tea, both sweet and hot
'The Homosexual' you call me
It's all the same to me
That spectre you projected I will now pretend to be
Since your neurosis is what passes for normality
It's okay with me if I'm queer
Since your tone-deafness is called the love of music
I won't disabuse you
I'll make love with your women
I'll make them sing notes of pleasure
That you will never hear
Never in a million years
No fucking fear
To those who continue to call me 'The Homosexual', I am unfazed by your inaccurate label. I will continue to pose as the spectre that you imagined me to be, as you consider your anxieties as normal. Even if you consider me queer or gay, in effect laying out your tone-deafness, which you incorrectly call the love of music, I won't say anything. I won't stop being intimate with your wives and will make them sing songs of pleasure, which you will never witness. It doesn't scare me, not in a million years
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management
Written by: NICHOLAS JOHN CURRIE
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@greenaum
+Madoka Karamazov Yes I know. Actually exactly what happened to me with the first woman I sexed with. Including being better at it than him. Was kindof great to hear her husband shout up about "that fucking poof" and stabbing me in the head with a screwdriver. O happy screwdriver, this is thy sheath!
Since it was a terrible thing to do, and I'm going to hell anyway, I may as well get a little relish out of it.
Oh fuck it,
"I never had sex before for my own pleasure, I did it just for men" "You're the best I've ever had", and "I don't think I ever had a proper orgasm before". "If we split up, can we still fuck?".
She left him, later, anyway, so at least she got an education out of it. Dunno how she feels about it now, we left on unpleasant terms.
@AncientTrack
The way Nick pronounces the word "Homosexshual" is beautiful
@leonardticsay8046
I’m not shocked by how prophetic this turned out to be.
@pomegranatedick
Momus is a genius, by far my favorite composer of Pop music.
@CultureJudge
Supreme genius. The most formidable lyricist in pop.
@PseudoPseudoDionysius
@MentalSelfMutilation It's about the sensation of being an effeminate, but heterosexual man, and the treatment from other men that entails. It's also about a specific instance of an effeminate man who was rejected by a big label A&R man because he thought he was gay, and soon after, the label folded and the artist slept with the A&R guys wife.
@stalecrumb8703
maybe
@robfalgiano
This basically became my philosophy of life for a period of time. It worked out well, for me. :->
@phaislum207
The best Song I've ever heard! So much awesomeness!
@lungfish
@MentalSelfMutilation He's not really a homosexual. The point of the song is that he has been regularly accused of being homosexual by "normal" men with neuroses and poor taste, but he actually loves women and can pleasure them better than they can.
@greenaum
+Madoka Karamazov Yes I know. Actually exactly what happened to me with the first woman I sexed with. Including being better at it than him. Was kindof great to hear her husband shout up about "that fucking poof" and stabbing me in the head with a screwdriver. O happy screwdriver, this is thy sheath!
Since it was a terrible thing to do, and I'm going to hell anyway, I may as well get a little relish out of it.
Oh fuck it,
"I never had sex before for my own pleasure, I did it just for men" "You're the best I've ever had", and "I don't think I ever had a proper orgasm before". "If we split up, can we still fuck?".
She left him, later, anyway, so at least she got an education out of it. Dunno how she feels about it now, we left on unpleasant terms.