Perfect Bitch
Moneybagg Yo Lyrics

Uh uh uh
Mumbled sounds to start the song

Huh uh uh
More mumbled sounds to continue the song

She do somethin' better than her, she do somethin' better than the other one
One of his two female companions has a skill that the other one does not possess and that makes her unique and valuable to him compared to the other.

She get crazy sometimes
She has moments of being irrational or emotional.

Both of them together make the perfect bitch
He believes that the combination of the strengths of his two female companions make them the perfect partner for him.

Wish I could have them both because I hate to pick
He desires both females but struggles to choose which one to fully commit to.

Complicated, situation delicate
His situation is complex and requires careful attention and consideration.

Can you stop the allegations and the petty shit?
He wants his two female companions to stop making accusations and getting involved in trivial matters that do not concern them.

Can you change it up for me and make the perfect bitch?
He wants both females to work together to become the ideal partner for him.

Is you gon' hold a nigga down through the worst of it?
He questions whether one of his female companions can support him during his difficult times.

Can you fix your attitude and make the perfect bitch? (The perfect one)
He desires his female companions to change their behavior to fit the qualities of his ideal partner.

See one of my bitches is nice, the other one aggressive (ratchets)
One of the female companions is sweet and kind while the other one is forceful and savage.

The new one know her place but the old one get so possessive
The new female companion knows how to act but the old one gets excessively jealous and controlling.

I hate when they both don't play their part, ooh that's messy
He dislikes when both females do not fulfill their respective roles in his life and that creates complications and problems.

I deal with so much shit in the streets, ooh don't stress me
Given his stressful experiences in the streets he does not want to be bothered by additional drama from his companions.

I can't choose, both of y'all bad, I can't lose
He has trouble picking between the two companions because they both have positive qualities and he does not want to lose either.

You call me bae, she call me zaddy
Each of his companions has a different nickname for him.

You tell me no, she automatic
One of his companions always agrees with his requests while the other sometimes denies him.

And I love y'all both the same, and I know that's crazy
He has romantic feelings for both females, even though it may be unusual or eccentric to love them equally.

Whoever leave me first, the other one she gon' be my lady (yeah yeah)
If one of his female companions leaves him, the other one will take her place as his primary companion.

If I took her attitude and your sex drive (what'd happen?)
He is curious about what would happen if his two companions traded certain aspects of their personalities.

And put it in one bitch it would be so live (litty)
If he could combine the best attributes of his two companions, he would have an amazing partner.

Maybe even perfect
His ideal partner would have the combination of the best qualities of his two companions, making the partner perfect.

If your spot was on the line, would you show me you deserve it?
He questions whether either of his companions is truly worthy of being his primary partner.

Would you hold me down like gravity if I got jammed?
He wonders if either of his companions would support him during tough times, like when he is arrested.

If I gave it all up today would I still be your man? (Answer that)
He asks if either of his companions would still be with him even if he lost all his wealth and power.

When we got together other bitches wasn't in the plan
When they first became a couple, he did not want to involve other women in their relationship.

Now it's like you my right but she my left hand (true story)
Both of his female companions have become integral to his life, one on his right side and the other on his left.

I need a machine I can tell what I need, and it create a bitch
He wishes he could create a partner that embodies his ideal qualities without actually having to choose between the existing women in his life.

Bad and bougie, not a basic bitch
His ideal partner would be stylish and sophisticated, not simple or plain.

My money good, I'ma pay for it (pay for it)
He is financially well off and can afford to pay for his ideal partner.

I know nobody is perfect, I'm just sayin' what if (what?)
He is aware that no one is truly perfect, but he is exploring the idea of having an ideal partner that embodies the best attributes of his current companions.

I could have who I want with me, welcome to my fantasy
Through this song, he is living out his fantasy of having his ideal partner.

Don't judge me (nah)
He acknowledges that some people may judge him for his unconventional desire for two companions or his quest for an ideal partner, but he doesn't care about their opinions.