Tennis
Mr. Pimp-Lotion Lyrics

These lyrics are from Mr. Pimp-Lotion's song "Tennis," where he and his crew boast about their skills on and off the tennis court. In the first verse, they playfully criticize the fashion choices of others, but assert that they have the ability to make any woman feel "super horny." They compare their rap skills to tennis player Boris Becker and mention their Wilson tennis racket, which has been decorated with a tribute by Roger Federer. They exude confidence and liken their style to the exhilaration of having the first outdoor beer of the season. They also mention Kurt Nilsen, suggesting that they are successful and popular, akin to this well-known Norwegian musician.

The chorus reaffirms their intention to play tennis with someone else's woman, indicating their prowess both on the court and with seduction. They plan to show off their dominance by treating their opponents to a decadent feast of lobster and shrimp.

In the second verse, Pimp Lo, also known as Mr. Lova Lova, describes his upcoming tennis match as he compares his opponent to tennis players Anna Kournikova and Maria Sharapova. He and his partner assert their skill in serving powerful shots similar to the legendary Martina Navratilova. Pimp-Lotion boasts about his achievements, including winning Wimbledon trophies and defeating tennis superstars Venus and Serena Williams in doubles matches. He likens himself to legendary tennis player Bjorn Borg and emphasizes his playboy reputation by referring to himself as a "Playa" who has surpassed even the legendary Pac-Man in terms of conquests. He desires a tennis girlfriend who makes other men jealous and even references Monica Seles, a tennis player known for her distinctive grunting during matches. Finally, they rap about hooking up with their opponents' girls along with their friend Big Beezy McEnroe.

The chorus repeats, emphasizing their intention to play tennis with someone else's girlfriend and their ability to seduce and indulge in the luxuries of a post-match banquet.

Overall, the lyrics depict a sense of playful arrogance and boastfulness, blending tennis and sexual innuendos to showcase their confidence, talent, and success both on and off the court.