Trevor An' Them
Murs Lyrics

Now there's one in my hood off Pico or some shit
There's a store in my neighborhood on Pico street, or something like that.

Through the years it's been the epicenter for a lot of dumb shit
Over the years, this store has been the center of a lot of trouble and stupid incidents.

Let me tell you about this one trip to the store
I want to tell you about a particular trip I took to this store.

On the early mornin' tip some time 'round four
It was around 4 AM when I went to the store.

I was standing by the magazines readin' a Maxim
I was browsing the magazines and reading a Maxim while standing there.

When I heard a familiar voice to the the counter dude and ask him
I heard a voice I recognized asking the guy at the counter something.

To empty out the register (Nah that can't be Trevor)
The voice was asking the guy to empty out the register, but I didn't think it could be Trevor.

Excuse me, Tiny T-Bone from the neighborhood gang
The voice belonged to Tiny T-Bone, a member of the local gang.

Who if his head wasn't screwed on he would lose his brain
Tiny T-Bone is not very bright and would be clueless if his head wasn't attached properly.

He was with two other dudes, never knew their names
Tiny T-Bone was with two other guys whose names I didn't know.

I thought great, it was time for me to shake
I was thinking that it was a good time for me to leave and get out of there.

But as I headed to the door I heard a voice say ("Wait!")
Just as I was leaving, I heard Tiny T-Bone's voice telling me to wait.

When I turned around, he recognized me and I knew it
When I turned around, Tiny T-Bone recognized me and I knew that he did.

I was about to leave, that's when that nigga blew it
I was going to leave but then Tiny T-Bone messed up everything.

He lifted up his mask and said ("Hey Murs it's me Trevor.")
Tiny T-Bone lifted up his mask and revealed himself, saying "Hey Murs, it's me, Trevor."

I said "You dumb motherfucker do you use your brain, ever?"
I called him a stupid idiot and asked if he ever uses his brain.

Nevermind, I turned around gave the deuce
I decided to ignore him, turned around, and gave him a peace sign.

Walkin' to the car feelin like Q in Juice
As I walked towards my car, I felt like Q from the movie Juice.

Remember when he went in the bar and Blizzard let him loose?
I recalled a time when Tiny T-Bone caused trouble in a bar and got away with it because someone named Blizzard helped him.

Anyway here comes this nigga running, big bag of money
Then, Tiny T-Bone came running towards me with a big bag of money.

He hopped in ride, I said "You God damn dummy
Tiny T-Bone got in my car, and I called him a damn fool.

They got yo ass on tape" ("But they didn't see my face.")
I told him that he was caught on camera, but he said they didn't see his face.

"Well they got my car and my fuckin license plate
I pointed out to him that they had his car and license plate number, which he couldn't deny.

Man get the fuck on" ("Murs why you gotta hate?")
I told him to get out of my car, and he asked why I hated him.

"Hate nor love got shit to do with this
I responded that this was not about hate or love.

You better run for the fives come through this bitch
I advised him to run if the police came around.

You know you got two strikes, you better use them new Nikes
I reminded him that he had two strikes against him and suggested he use his new sneakers to run away fast.

To dodge all them blue lights" He looked and said ("You right.")
I advised him to run from the police and avoid their blue lights, and he agreed with me.

Then he bolted up the street
He quickly ran away up the street.

Once he left my slight I gave a sigh of relief
After he was gone, I breathed a sigh of relief.

But that was right before I peeped, this dumb motherfucker
However, right after he left, I realized that this idiot left the bag of money in my car.

Left the bag full of money sitting right there on my passenger seat
The bag full of money was just sitting there on the seat next to me.