Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan (pronounced “Mike Kaplan”).
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The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine, in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly.”
Myq made his network television debut on “The Tonight Show” and has since gone on to appear on “The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” "Conan," and in his own half-hour “Comedy Central Presents: Myq Kaplan” special. Most recently, he was a Top 5 finalist on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing. He has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” at the New Faces show of the 2009 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, was voted 2008’s Best Local Comedian in the Boston Phoenix, and won the 2009 NY’s Funniest Standup Competition.
… Read Full Bio ↴Myq Kaplan is a comedian named Myq Kaplan (pronounced “Mike Kaplan”).
The Comedians magazine calls him “a comedy machine, in the best possible way. The way that some machines vend soda or prevent other machines from killing future revolutionaries – that’s how Myq Kaplan does comedy: relentlessly, methodically, unblinkingly.”
Myq made his network television debut on “The Tonight Show” and has since gone on to appear on “The Late, Late Show with Craig Ferguson,” "Conan," and in his own half-hour “Comedy Central Presents: Myq Kaplan” special. Most recently, he was a Top 5 finalist on the most recent season of Last Comic Standing. He has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “Live at Gotham,” at the New Faces show of the 2009 Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, was voted 2008’s Best Local Comedian in the Boston Phoenix, and won the 2009 NY’s Funniest Standup Competition.
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Jews and Sea Creatures
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GdoubleWB
I would convert to Judaism immediately if it meant I could worship the Hanukkah Octopus.
GdoubleWB
L'Chiam!
Myq Kaplan
you are welcome to worship the Hanukkah Octopus at any time, converted or not. mazel tov!
Robert Mello
That was hilarious Myq! Thanks for sharing! I loved the octopus and Jesus' headphones while doing the waterfall stairmaster!
Benjabola
@myqkaplan Oops, in this age of wizardry doo I tend to fall unconscious during the credits of most anything. But you and your team should definitely make more of these.
tekbarrier
Your advice is very helpful. Thank you very much for replying! I wish you the best of success!
sidewalksiren
I already own Vegan Mind Meld, and it is awesome!!
tekbarrier
Hi Myq, saw you on comedy central and you are very funny. I had one question no wait two (I hope to be an aspiring stand up comic someday soon) 1. How do you memorize 30-60+ min of material and remember it all when you're performing? 2. How do you overcome nervousness/stage fright? 3 (bonus question). How do you learn to "read" an audience (i.e. change up some jokes if they get good reactions? Sorry for all the Qs but it would be of great help!
handymandan2k
Hhahaha! I love how they give him the skinny "Price is Right" mike. Classic. I think this video just made a new fan. My cousin is Jackie Kashian and she's got one of these animated vids, too, about crazy Los Angeles pet people. Someone is doing a great job promoting you guys
Chelsey Pate
Moses did a wonderful thing for the Jews to make the amazing holiday of Passover. I'm Christian and I thought the stuff about Jesus was hilarious. Love the videos!