Ready To Rumble
Mystikal Lyrics

Let's start something dog
Let's get things started, let's make something happen.

Let's make it happen
Let's work together to achieve something great.

I rock (I rock) I roll (I roll)
I am confident and skilled, and I am ready to perform.

I come to tear the world up - Let's Get Ready to Rumble!
I am here to make a powerful impact and show everyone what I am capable of.

I shut'em down shut'em down
I am so powerful and skilled that I can defeat my opponents with ease.

You ready for war start fightin' start fightin'
You better be prepared to fight against me, because I am ready to take you on.

I come is this cut to get paid to bust flow
I am here to get paid for my skills as a rapper and to show off my abilities.

I come for the gumbo
I come from New Orleans, where gumbo is a popular dish, and where I have learned my skills.

They know me for kickin' they ass from here to El Segundo
People know me for my ability to defeat my opponents wherever they are, even in El Segundo.

Spit sparks, spit flames the coldest thing up under the sun though
My rhymes are so powerful and intense that they are as hot as fire and as cold as ice.

Spending your money on them suckers
Don't waste your money on other rappers who are not as good as me.

your wastin you time cause I'm the one hoe!
Don't waste your time on other rappers because I am the best one out there.

Smokin' that blunt smoke
I enjoy smoking marijuana and being relaxed while I perform.

Stay out of my front doo'
Don't come into my neighborhood or try to challenge me, because I am ready to defend myself.

Swung with the blast, I've never been matched
I am so powerful that no one has ever been able to match or defeat me.

I hop on the track like a jump rope
I am able to jump into the rap game with ease and skill.

I come with the guillotine to cut throat
My rhymes are so powerful that they can take down even the toughest opponents.

Holdin' it down messin ya'll up with the rest of them suckers be umcho
I am the greatest rapper around, putting other rappers to shame.

Me? YEAH, blessed if you don't know
I am blessed with talent, and if you don't know me, now you do.

Packin' big bone heavy struture and hung low
I am strong, with a muscular build and a large penis.

Wreckin ball nuts it touch the flo'
My genitals are so large that they hang down like a wrecking ball.

If it's on yo' chest then just let me know
If you have a problem with me, don't be afraid to confront me about it.

I hope you don't think I'm runnin' I know you don't think I'm scared
Don't mistake my confidence for cowardice, because I am not afraid of anyone.

You must of forgot who the hell that I am
Don't forget that I am the greatest rapper around, and I won't be defeated.

The man with the braids - BEWARE!!
I am the danger, the man with the braids who will defeat anyone who challenges me.

That's yo' ass mister post man
If you come at me, you will be defeated and embarrassed.

Sucka stompin' and swingin' with both hands!!
I will take down my opponents with a powerful attack using both of my hands.

Watch out
Be careful, because I am coming and I won't be stopped.

Bats and pipes - broken bottles, glass, and knives
I am prepared to fight with any weapons that come my way.

Jump in the mix and don't handle yo' business
If you don't fight back, you will be defeated and humiliated.

somebody turn out yo' lights!!
You will be knocked out and left in the dark after I defeat you.

You'll be gettin' yo' stupid self up
You will be embarrassed after I defeat you, but you will eventually get back up.

askin' the people 'Which one of ya'll hit me?'
You will be confused and dazed after I defeat you, asking others who attacked you.

I don't know the way you went down look like the ground was slippery
You will fall down easily after I strike you, as if the ground was slippery.

Attack'em with sawed-offs, suckas get throwed off
I will attack my enemies with powerful weapons, causing them to be thrown off balance.

The party get called off, when suckas get sawed-offs
If you try to challenge me at a party or event, I will end it by attacking you with a sawed-off shotgun.

I go give her my meat to meet and give it to her raw dog
I am a sexual man, and I will give women my penis without protection.

You, go get the (?) nasty, givin that stuff, get bought off
You should get some condoms and practice safe sex, because unprotected sex can have negative consequences.

I come with the real
I am authentic and true to myself and my abilities as a rapper.

I be with them brothers with booted up grills
I hang out with other rappers who are tough and powerful, with gold teeth in their mouths.

We don't do promotions and shows that stuff don't pay my bills
We don't need to promote ourselves, because our skills speak for themselves, and we are able to make money without having to do shows.

Keep it in the ballin' ballin', promoters callin'
We are living lavish lives and making money without having to do much work, with promoters constantly calling us for gigs.

Videos jumpin' off sucka this the real New Orleans
Our videos are going viral, proving that we are really from New Orleans and are the best rappers around.

My neck of the woods, my side of the hood my part of town
I come from a specific area of New Orleans, and I am proud to represent that area and the people who live there.

Thugs, drugs, and violence - y'alls is watered down
Other rappers who claim to be tough and violent are not as powerful and authentic as me, and their claims are diluted and meaningless.

When I perform I that calm
I am able to stay cool and collected while I am performing, showing my confidence and control.

And I'm the BOOM on the record I hit the studio and show'em
I am the most powerful and impactful rapper on the record, and I will prove it in the studio.

All right yeah you right start fightin'
It's time to start fighting and prove who is the best rapper around.

Get it right keep in right we be hype
We need to be focused and energized to put on the best performance possible.

Knockin'em down, throwin'em away, hittin'em hard
I am able to defeat my opponents with ease, knocking them down and throwing them away with powerful strikes.