Lapdance
N*E*R*D Lyrics


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Dirty dog (uh)
I'm a dirty dog (uh)
I'm a dirty dog
I'm a, I'm a dirty dog
Dirty dog
I'm a dirty dog
Dirty dog
I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
Quick on the draw (quick on the draw)
Somethin' you've never seen before (you've never seen)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' chrome)
And I got it from home (and I got it from home)
And it ain't a microphone (it ain't a mic)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real (real)
How I feel (feel)
'Cause this society
That makes a nigga want to kill
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me
They sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free

It's a raw night (it's a raw night)
Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?)
Well, come on alright (well, come on)
And I dare a motherfucker to come in my face
Baseball bats (baseball bats)
I got somethin' for that (I got somethin' for that)
It goes bla-ka-ka-kat (you know what that is)
So I dare a motherfucker to come in my face

It's so real (real)
How I feel (feel)
'Cause this society
That makes a nigga want to kill (kill)
I'm just straight ill
Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets
While the government is soundin' like strippers to me
They keep sayin' but I don't wanna hear it

Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance (Lee Harvey) here for free

When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley
Blue denim, spiked wrists and 'Crombie
Slap screws and tattoos that's all me
Two blondes, both arms, feelin' like Fonzie
You can find me drunk, whippin' it might crash
Or find me chillin' with crackers who like Thrash
Find me in court smokin' that nice grass
Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
It's Harvey, baby, Christ on the arm, I'm gnarly, baby
Fuck with me? Not hardly, baby
And you know the flow ungodly, baby
So let's party, baby
Chicks nickname me Pilot, they get high off my dick
I take 'em to my home, they call it the cockpit
Time for take-off, their panties they drop quick
Now that's first-class fuckin', ain't that some fly shit?

Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Ooh, baby, you want me?
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free
Well, you can get this lap dance here for free




Well, you can get this lap dance
They keep sayin' (here for free), but I don't wanna hear it

Overall Meaning

N*E*R*D's song Lapdance is a high-energy hip-hop track that can be interpreted in a variety of ways. One possible interpretation is that the song is a condemnation of society's mismanagement of its youth. The lyrics describe a sense of frustration with the rampant violence on the streets and the failure of political leaders to provide solutions. The singer of the song reveals himself to be a "dirty dog" and an "outlaw" who is quick on the draw and dares people to come at him. He feels a sense of alienation from society and argues that it is making him want to kill. He is riding his motorcycle down the streets while politicians talk like strippers. The lap dance in the title may represent a freewheeling, impassioned attempt at escape from the many problems that society presents. It is a way to fight back against the system by rejecting the norms and conventions of mainstream culture.


Another interpretation of the song is that it is a celebration of sexual freedom and power. The lap dance in the title is a metaphor for sexual power, and the singer encourages someone to take advantage of it for free. The singer describes himself as being "straight ill," which could be interpreted as a way of saying that he is an extremely skilled and appealing sexual partner. He is confident in his sexuality and revels in the idea of taking control of someone and making them feel his power. The lyrics are filled with suggestive metaphors, like "baseball bats" and "spiked wrists," that suggest a powerful, intense sexual energy. Overall, the song is a celebration of breaking free from social norms and enjoying life to the fullest.


Line by Line Meaning

Dirty Dog
The singer is a rebel who defies the norms and conventions of society.


I'm, I'm a dirty dog
The singer is emphasizing his rebellious nature and non-conformity to societal norms.


I'm a dirty dog
The singer identifies himself as someone who lives on the edge and is unafraid to take risks.


I'm an outlaw (I'm an outlaw)
The artist sees himself as someone who operates outside the law and doesn't follow the rules.


Quick on the draw (Quick on the draw)
The artist prides himself on his quick reflexes and ability to react spontaneously in situations that require it.


Somethin' you've never seen before (Never Seen)
The singer sees himself as unique, different from everyone else.


And I dare a mother fucker to come in my face
The singer is challenging anyone who would try to stand up to him or challenge him.


I got somethin' chrome (I got somethin' Chrome)
The artist has a weapon, possibly a gun, and is ready to use it if necessary.


And I got it from home (I got it from home)
The artist implies that his violent tendencies are innate, possibly inherited from his family.


And it ain't a microphone (Ain't it a mic!)
The artist's weapon is not a microphone, but something much more dangerous and lethal.


It's so real How I Feel 'Cause this society That makes a nigga want to kill I'm just straight ill
The singer is expressing anger and frustration at the society he lives in, which he feels has pushed him to his limits.


Ridin' my motorcycle down the streets While politicians is soundin' like strippers to me They keep sayin' but I don't want to hear it
The artist is disillusioned with politics and politicians, whom he sees as fake and shallow, and would rather ride his motorcycle than listen to them.


Ooh baby you want me?
The singer is addressing a woman whom he believes wants him and is taunting her with his abilities and prowess.


Well you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Now you can get this lap dance here for free Oooh baby you want me?
The singer is offering the woman a lap dance, which he sees as a symbol of his sexual power and freedom. He emphasizes that it's free, as a way of flaunting his disregard for money and material possessions.


It's a raw night (It's a raw night) Who wants to bar fight? (Who wants to bar fight?) Well come on alright (Yo come on)
The singer is looking for a fight and challenging anyone who would dare to face him.


Baseball bats (Baseball bats) I got somethin' for that ( I got somethin' for that) It goes bla ka ka kat (You know what that is)
The artist is saying that he's prepared to fight with whatever weapons he has, including baseball bats, and has a way to defeat them (not specified).


When you think of Harvey, think of a Harley Blue denim, spiked wrists and gone be Lap-screws and tattoos that's all me Two guns, both arm's spinnin' like Fonzie
The artist is introducing himself as Harvey, who is associated with a Harley motorcycle, tattoos, and a tough look. He has two guns and spins them like Fonzie from the TV show Happy Days.


You can find me drunk, whip it it might crash Or find me chillin with crackers, who like thrash Find me in court smokin' that nice grass Burnin' the flag, all in the name of white trash
The singer is saying that he's often drunk and reckless, sometimes hanging out with white people who like heavy metal music. He also smokes marijuana and burns the American flag, as a way of expressing his disdain for authority and establishment.


It's Harvey baby, Christ on the arm I'm lawly baby Fuck with me? Not hardly baby And you know the flow unguardly baby So lets party baby
The singer is reiterating his identity as Harvey, who has a tattoo of Christ on his arm and is not afraid of anyone who would try to mess with him. He also claims to have a unique flow in his rapping, and invites the listener to party with him.


Chicks nick-name me prador, they get high of my dick I take 'em to my home, they call it the cock pit Time for take off, their panties they drop quick Now that's first class fuckin, ain't that some fly shit?
The artist brags about his sexual prowess, which has earned him a nickname (prador) among women. He takes them to his home, which he refers to as the cockpit, and has sex with them with ease. He compares his sexual activity to first-class flying, and takes pride in it.




Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Chad Hugo, Gene Thornton Jr, Pharrell Williams

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Comments from YouTube:

@keenanalexander3003

The seamless mixture of hip hop, rock, and funk makes this song so kickass.

@clicheguevara5282

IKR? Exactly. I used to play guitar along with this song.

@StagsWuzHere

And I'm Okay With That Y'all 💯💯💯💯

@davidlontoh

So basiclly nu metal?

@tonifresco1844

N.E.R.D. was so influential. They brought on a whole wave of "regular kids" with that "college kid" swagg into the game. They brought the fun back into hip hop at a time when violence and gimmicks were the only thing popping. They brought that regular guy party vibe into the game. Not to mention the fantastic production they brought into the game with it 🔥

@elidyson256

It's true!!!! I watched first time loved it when most ignored it cause of the music video

@rubberwoody

bro the whole song is about violence how is it any different?

@jimmythe-gent

"I dare a muthafucka to come in my face..."

@elidyson256

@@rubberwoody holy shit you serious bro? Do you watch movie and say the same thing when someone mention he's a good director? "dude create violence movie"

Relax kid.

@damonmoore773

@@elidyson256 zzzZ

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