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N-Dubz Lyrics

I feel like a slaag!
I feel like I have been wasting my time for too long and it's time to have some fun.

In so bar for too long, time to get tipsy
I have been spending too much time in the bar, so it's time for me to start drinking more.

Don't mean if I buy you a drink now, come later you're gonna lips me
Just because I buy you a drink doesn't mean you'll kiss me later.

Look girl, dagger then dash it like a frisby
Girl, let's dance together and then move on to the next one like throwing a frisbee.

Ay sexy, let me be, tell your boyfriend wait, cheat
Hey sexy, give me a chance, tell your boyfriend to wait while I pursue you.

I heard he MC's is that true, whats his name?
I heard your boyfriend is an MC, is that true? Tell me his name.

Fuck all these other funny guys, they're gassed
I don't care about any other rappers, they are all talk and no substance.

I can make a killer album then dash
I am confident that I can make a great album and then move on to the next thing.

Ba-Barbados splash
Let's go to Barbados and have some fun.

We can be together on a boat and mash
We can have fun together on a boat and party.

Me and fifi make cash
Me and Fifi make money.

Suttin' them man never make, BRAP
We make more money and have more success than other people, BRAP.

When I was 15 I was told to hold a strap
When I was 15, I was told to carry a gun if I wanted to be a badman.

And if I wanna be a badman run into the gaffa!
If I want to be a real badman, I need to confront the boss.

Man said his CD was seert!
Someone said their CD was good, but it wasn't.

But when I put it on there, was less lookin at the speakers like 1, 2 ,3
When I listened to it, I was not impressed and found it boring.

My mum could rap better than that, (YOUR SHIT)
My mom could rap better than that, your music is terrible.

Everything about you, say it like Jordan you've been in a studio all your life
You've been in the studio your whole life and still haven't come up with anything original.

And you still ain't come up with nothin, what are you recordin?
What are you recording if you haven't come up with anything new?

BMT show, not even your dad was applauding
Your music is so bad that even your own dad doesn't like it.

Even da bouncer was snoring (zzz)
Even the bouncer at the show fell asleep because your music is boring.

You see us man we roll 10 man deep on the tour bus
We usually travel with 10 people on our tour bus.

You ain't tight with your friends, they snake you now your life's boring
Your supposed friends betrayed you and now your life is boring.

Prick had a dream about being a star, did a little video, rented a car
You made a video and rented a car because you dreamed of being a star.

Holding a cigar thinkin jay-z or someones gonna come along and sign him...
You were dreaming of being discovered by Jay-Z or someone else who would make you a star.

You're a punk that rolls with 25 pricks
You are a coward who hangs out with 25 other cowards.

Makes a mistake, and end your life quick
If you make a mistake, your life will end quickly.

Keep sayin you're gonna come to my bits
You keep saying you're going to visit me.

'Cause you kick wasteman and make dust like..
Because you beat up people and make them run away.

What?! Narh fam, I don't give a shit
I don't care what you say, man.

Big man still actin like a little kid
You are acting immature and childish for a grown man.

It's not my fault your girl's on my page more than yours, little dick
It's not my fault that your girlfriend is interested in me more than you, small penis.

I'm going in more than a little bit
I am going to perform better than you.

Didn't wanna mention your name to the track but, ayyaaaayy
I didn't want to call you out in this song, but here we are.

Fuck you, you fat little shit (fat little shit)
Fuck you, you fat, worthless person.

I'm real, on mic I show skills, stop talking about gun, you don't kill
I am real, and my talent shows when I rap. Stop talking about guns, you don't have the ability to actually hurt anyone.

You think your so ill,
You think you are really great at rapping.

Been to over 20 meetings and you still ain't got a deal (got a deal, got a deal, got)
You have been to 20 meetings, but still haven't signed a record deal.

You're stalling, I make dough when you're in a bed snoring
You're taking your time, while I am making money even when you are sleeping.

Four in the morning, up breath yawning, you might not see me,
I am up early, and you might not see me around.

Can't prevent the world tourin
I am going on a world tour and you can't do anything to stop it.

I'm nineteen and I'm exploring, I'm rising up, you're falling,
I am only nineteen and still exploring life, but I am already more successful than you.

I'm scorching, you're boring, going full width, not back like forskin
I am successful and exciting, while you are dull and uninteresting.

Back then I kick you off the see-saw,
When we were younger, I would kick you off the see-saw.

Now you gimme it back now you roll with the rebor
Now you want to apologize and make amends, but it's too late.

You might be old, but I'm stil rogile,
You might be older than me, but I am still more agile and capable than you.

Young but I still treat mine like an older
I might be young, but I still act responsibly and mature.

You the type to say I'm getting popcorn tonight,
You are the type of person who says you're just going to relax and eat popcorn tonight.

And still hit the sat holding your boner next day,
And then still stay in bed with a boner the next day.

Chat crap to everyone sayin that you banged two holes,
You brag to everyone saying you had sex with two girls.

You're a joker.
You are a joke and not to be taken seriously.

I'm a nigel, straight, you're a fan, like stan on the Eminem track with dido
I am straightforward and authentic, while you are just a fanboy like Stan in Eminem's song with Dido.

I remember when I had a runny nose tryna draw down girls at the lido
I remember when I was young and trying to talk to girls at the swimming pool with a runny nose.

Then I thought wait, can't knock, gotta break the door
Then I realized that I shouldn't be discouraged and must keep trying.

Nowdays at an N-dubz roll, psycho fans camp from the day before
Nowadays fans of N-Dubz are so dedicated that they camp outside our shows a day before.

Girls love putting it on the plate, what you hatin for?
Girls are interested in us and our music, why would you be jealous?

I tell a girl you were linkin (linkin)
I tell a girl that you are hanging out with me.

She said 'Course, yo, but my man's over there, wingeing'
She said that she knows you, but her boyfriend is over there complaining.

She said 'I'm on a Blackberry hype, add me tonight'
She gave me her Blackberry to add her as a friend tonight.

Shh, baby its a ping ting,
Don't worry, it's just a quick message.

Didn't know her man was an MC too
I didn't know that her boyfriend is also a rapper.

I was like 'what where who?'
I was curious to know who he is.

Ah, that dickhead aint even had 4000 views on youtube.
Oh, that guy isn't even popular, he has less than 4000 views on Youtube.