We Got Two Jealous Agains
NOFX (usa) Lyrics

I thought you were the one when I heard Holidays in the sun come
I believed that you were the perfect match when I heard Holidays in the Sun playing in your room

From your bedroom but my mind started to stray when I saw Youth of Today
However, my thoughts started to wander when I noticed that you also had Youth of Today in your collection

Mixed with your singles what's with this underdog
And when I saw it mixed in with your singles, I was wondering why you owned an Underdog record

And this GNR EP? I don't think Hanoi rocks
I also didn't understand why you had a Guns N' Roses EP since it didn't match with your Hanoi Rocks record

And I don't want your Paul Stanley next to my Subhumans gatefold
And furthermore, I didn't want your Paul Stanley record next to my Subhumans gatefold

I'm not trying to be a jerk but I don't think this record mergers gonna work
I don't mean to sound rude, but I don't think our record collections will merge well together

But when I saw Christ on Parade, and This is Boston, Not LA
But when I finally saw Christ on Parade and This is Boston, Not L.A. records in your collection,

I knew you were the one
I realized that you were truly the perfect match for me

I knew you were for me when I saw the first Vandals EP
I knew you were the one meant for me when I saw the original Vandals EP in your collection

I found SNFU and cool I owned that record too
I also found out that you owned SNFU, which was cool because I also owned that record

Seems we both had Social Unrest and sung 'she's a pervert nurse'
It was funny to discover that we both owned Social Unrest and that we both sing along to 'she's a pervert nurse'

We both had the first pressing of How Could Hell Be Any Worse
I was ecstatic when we both had the rare first pressing of How Could Hell Be Any Worse

So now we got two Earth ADs and we got two Killing Jokes
Now we have two copies of Earth A.D. and two copies of Killing Joke in our combined collection

We got two Adolescents two Peni's and two The Crews
We even have two albums from The Adolescents, Agent Orange, and The Dead Kennedys each in our collection

We got two Someone Got Their Head Kicked Ins
We also each have a copy of Someone Got Their Head Kicked In for our collection

We got two Declines, two Damaged
And we own two Decline of Western Civilization soundtracks and two Black Flag Damaged records

And two Jelous Agains, I knew you were the one
We also both have two Jealous Again records, which further confirms to me that you were the one meant for me

When I saw Machine Gun Etiquette
It was also great when I spotted the Damned's Machine Gun Etiquette record in your collection

I knew you were the one when I saw the Peace War comp
It was clear to me that you were the one I've been waiting for when I saw that you owned the Peace/War compilation

We got two Articles of Faith, 31 minutes of group sex
Our collection also has two Articles of Faith records and the infamous 31 minutes of group sex album

We got a couple of Avengers, and a pair of Out Of Steps
We also own a few Avengers records and a couple of the Out of Step album by Minor Threat

We got 2 What We Do Is Secret, we got 2 TSOL's
Our combined collection has two 'What We Do Is Secret' records and two TSOL records

We got 2 Freedom Of Choices we got two Three Hits From Hells
We also have two 'Freedom of Choice' records and two Ramones' Three Hits from Hell compilation records

I knew you were the one
I can confidently say that you are the perfect match for my music taste