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50 Cent-
Next and 50
(Uh-huh)
Next and 50
Next and 50
Next and 50

Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life
Playboy November issue page three was my wife
I ain't never had a problem with going for dough
I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself
I go up and down like a merry go round
Visions of some...splash
I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me
After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me

I can imagine you're here
In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah
It's like your sexy moans I hear
Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear
I close my eyes and when you appear
Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah
Call in sick to work
Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk

[Chorus]
I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I keep on missing
Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I call but she don't listen
I make the decision to handle my own business
Back and forth with the rhythm
Till I make the jizm
I'm a jerk

I e-mailed you, tried the cell too
Tried to contact you
But I failed too
Pants swelled too
What should I do?
Touch myself?
When I thought about you

[50 Cent]
Yo, yo at the end of the road
Home sick than being sick of home
I'd rather have a short to help me
Then do it on my own
Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig?
I play the block to get my work off
D's come I murk off
Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off
Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies
I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky
I make it real easy for you to bop to this
Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist
New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit
Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips
Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit
Only a selected few can rock to this
Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?

[Chorus: x2]

Loving me like me
Especially when wife be acting funny
Cause it don't need for no money
And it can be so lovely
Take your hand and aim to please
Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees
Take a towel and cover your jeans
Move it back and forth till you see babies

[Chorus: x2]

I'm a jerk, if your a jerk
How do it work?
Show me how you move it back and forth now baby




For the guys and the girls
Move it all around now work, oh yeah

Overall Meaning

In the song "Jerk" by Next featuring rapper 50 Cent, the lyrics discuss the pleasure of masturbating and daydreaming about a sexual encounter with someone. The song starts with 50 Cent stating that his imagination is more vivid than real life, and he fantasizes about his Playboy magazine as his wife. He also mentions how he doesn't have issues with making money and references Michael Jordan's success, but he would rather have a sexual release than chase after women. The chorus repeats the line "I'm a jerk" as the singer talks about his sexual frustration, missing his girlfriend, and deciding to take care of himself.


The second verse by 50 Cent continues the reference to men's sexual experiences and preferences. He would rather masturbate than pay for sex, and he values time more than anything, so quick sessions suffice him. He boasts about his luxurious lifestyle and money-making abilities, including purchasing a new car. The chorus repeats again, adding the line "For the guys and the girls" signifying that both genders can relate to the feelings of sexual frustration.


Overall, "Jerk" portrays a sexually-charged attitude towards self-pleasure, with the lyrics revealing the act as an easy and satisfying option for people who are experiencing loneliness and sexual craving.


Line by Line Meaning

Yo, yo my imagination is more vivid than life
My imagination is so vivid that it feels more real than actual life.


Playboy November issue page three was my wife
I was fixated on the woman on page three of the November issue of Playboy.


I ain't never had a problem with going for dough
I have never had any issues with making money.


I did a Jordan in the box I grew it myself
I grew my own marijuana and emulated Michael Jordan's famous dunk while smoking it.


I go up and down like a merry go round
My life has its ups and downs, just like a merry go round.


Visions of some...splash
I have thoughts and fantasies of a sexual nature.


I touch on myself when ain't no shorties to touch me
I masturbate when there are no women around to have sex with.


After this joint half the hood gon' want to fuck me
After this song, many people in the neighborhood will want to have sex with me.


I can imagine you're here
I can vividly imagine that you are here with me.


In your Vicky panties and brassier yeah
I can imagine that you are wearing Victoria's Secret panties and a bra.


It's like your sexy moans I hear
It sounds as if I can hear your sexy moans.


Got a player gettin' wet down there, I swear
Your moans are making me sexually aroused.


I close my eyes and when you appear
I can see you clearly in my mind's eye when I close my eyes.


Me on top you on top even from the rear yeah
I imagine having various sexual positions with you, including you on top and me on top.


Call in sick to work
I would rather skip work to have sex with you.


Can't get worse, damn I'm a jerk
I feel guilty for wanting to skip work and I realize that I may be seen as a jerk for doing so.


I'm all alone and I'm trippin' my girl
I am by myself and thinking about my girlfriend.


I keep on missing
I keep thinking about my girlfriend and I miss her.


Got me fiendin' for the kitten
I am craving the sexual experience with my girlfriend.


I call but she don't listen
I try to call my girlfriend but she does not answer.


I make the decision to handle my own business
I decide to masturbate instead of continuing to call my girlfriend.


Back and forth with the rhythm
I masturbate with a rhythmic motion.


Till I make the jizm
I continue masturbating until I climax.


I e-mailed you, tried the cell too
I tried to contact my girlfriend via email and her cell phone.


Tried to contact you
I attempted to reach out to my girlfriend.


But I failed too
I was unable to get in touch with her.


Pants swelled too
I began to have an erection while thinking about my girlfriend.


What should I do?
I am unsure of what to do next.


Touch myself?
I consider masturbating to relieve my sexual frustration.


When I thought about you
My thoughts about my girlfriend led me to consider masturbating.


Yo, yo at the end of the road
I have reached a point of uncertainty or desperation.


Home sick than being sick of home
I would rather be homesick than be tired of my home.


I'd rather have a short to help me
I would rather have a woman to have sex with to help me when I am feeling lonely or frustrated.


Then do it on my own
I would rather have a partner for sexual pleasure than masturbate alone.


Check me out I'd rather beat my own dick than trick
I would rather masturbate than pay or trick a woman for sex.


That's a quote from BIG I take it back ya dig?
This is a reference to a lyric from Notorious B.I.G. that I am now reconsidering.


I play the block to get my work off
I sell drugs on the street to make money.


D's come I murk off
When the police come, I dispose of my drugs and run away.


Do a bid for rape fuck that I'd rather jerk off
I would rather masturbate than risk getting arrested and sent to jail for rape.


Listen time's money so I'm only into quickies
I value my time and only want quick sexual encounters.


I'm not a pretty boy so I ain't never been picky
I do not consider myself to be attractive and therefore am not picky when it comes to choosing sexual partners.


I make it real easy for you to bop to this
My music is easy to dance to.


Man I pop the Cris and I rock the wrist
I drink Cristal champagne and wear expensive watches.


New CL 500 I'mma cop this shit
I am going to purchase a new Mercedes-Benz CL 500.


It only come hard top so I'mma chop this shit
The Mercedes-Benz CL 500 only comes in a hard-top version, so I am going to customize it by removing the roof.


Ballers they don't chase chicks they chase chips
Successful men do not chase women; they chase success and money.


Champagne you take sips they guzzle the shit
Successful men do not just sip champagne; they drink it aggressively.


Only a selected few can rock to this
My music is not for everyone.


Kaygee, 50 Cent, Next, ya stoppin' this?
This song features Kaygee of Next and 50 Cent, and I question whether anyone can stop them.


Loving me like me
I want someone to love me as much as I love myself.


Especially when wife be acting funny
Particularly when my girlfriend is being difficult or distant.


Cause it don't need for no money
This refers to having sex, which does not require spending any money.


And it can be so lovely
Sex can be a wonderful, enjoyable experience.


Take your hand and aim to please
This is an instruction to touch oneself during masturbation.


Don't drip a drip on your Dungarees
Be careful not to get semen on your jeans.


Take a towel and cover your jeans
Use a towel to ensure that you do not get semen on your clothing.


Move it back and forth till you see babies
Masturbate until you ejaculate semen.


I'm a jerk
This is a self-deprecating statement, suggesting that the artist is foolish or immature.


If your a jerk
This is a question directed at the listener, asking if they are also foolish or immature.


How do it work?
This is a question about how people's personalities or behavior can be characterized as foolish or immature.


Show me how you move it back and forth now baby
This is an instruction on how to masturbate.


For the guys and the girls
This instruction is for both men and women.


Move it all around now work, oh yeah
This is further instruction on how to masturbate, using a rhythmic motion.




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Reservoir Media Management, Inc., Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: CEDRIC ULMONT MILLER, KEITH MATHEW THORNTON, KEIR GIST, EDDIE BERKELEY, ROBERT HUGGAR, CURTIS JACKSON

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Comments from YouTube:

@ST8V6NG

This song got swagger ❤

@mikesiagian

This was 50 Cent long before he was signed to Aftermath & took the world by storm……lovin the Ultramagnetic MC’s sample, too 👌💯

@marcorios8278

No comments found I had this album when it came out. Before 50 was hit. I followed dude from day 1.

@ahoued42

SAME!!

@TharsanJeyachandran

so you knew about him in 1998 thats dope man.

@marcorios186

@@TharsanJeyachandran I did. And just had a gut feeling that he would be a lot more then a feature.

@TharsanJeyachandran

@@marcorios186 thast wuss up fam

@michaelbull4344

Rl talked about how they came together for this collaboration he said Curtis aka 50 was a fish humble dude and a gentleman

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@bushwickid

Next and 50-a real classic!!

@Shootf1rst187

Next and 50,Next and 50 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was crying

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