Only ft. Drake Lil Wayne Chris Brown
Nicki Minaj Lyrics

Yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
I've never had sex with these popular rappers.

All my life, man, fuck's sake
All my life, I've been dealing with bullshit.

If I did I did a menage with 'em
If I did have sex with both of them, it would have been a threesome.

And let 'em eat my ass like a cupcake
They could've performed oral sex on me, even around my rear end.

My man full, he just ate, I don't duck nobody but tape
My man just finished a good meal, and I'm not trying to avoid anyone except possibly being caught on video.

Yeah, that was a set up for a punchline on duct tape
That was a clever line about playing on the words 'duck' and 'duct.'

Worried bout if my butt's fake
Concerned with whether or not my buttocks are augmented.

Worried 'bout John's singing us Drake
Concerned about the possibility of John Legend being mistaken for Drake during a duet performance.

These girls are my sons, John and Kate plus eight
I view the women around me as my offspring - referencing the reality show John and Kate plus eight.

When I walk in, sit up straight, I don't give a fuck if I was late
When I arrive, everyone better be presentable and I don't care if I'm late.

Dealing with my man on a G5 is my idea of an update
Being with my significant other on a private jet is an upgrade in my life.

Hut one, hut two, big titties, big butt too
Sports-like chant, followed by me describing my physical features.

Fuck with them real niggas who don't tell niggas what they up to
I associate with genuine men who don't reveal their private business to others.

Had to show bitches where the top is, ring finger where the rock is
I had to demonstrate to certain females the importance of being in a high social status, pointing to my engagement ring.

These hoes couldn't test me even if their name was pop quiz
These women are not on my level, they couldn't compete with me even if their name was a type of exam.

Bad bitches who I fuck with, mad bitches we don't fuck with
I associate with attractive women that I have sex with but distance myself from those who cause drama.

I don't fuck with them chickens unless they last name is cutlet
I don't have time for less-than-interesting women, unless their last name is a reference to a popular dish.

Let it soak in, like seasonin'
Let the message of the song marinate in your mind, similar to how seasoning soaks into food.

And tell 'em, tell 'em blow me, Lance Stephenson
I'm telling the haters to go away, referencing a basketball player who famously blew into the ear of an opponent.

Raise your bottle and cup in the sky
Raise your glasses for a celebration.

Sparks in the air like the fourth of July
Similar to how fireworks light up the sky on the 4th of July, I'm causing a commotion and excitement.

Nothing but bad bitches in here tonight
There are only attractive women at this event.

Oh, if you lame and you know it be quiet
If you are uncool and recognize it, don't say anything.

Nothing but real niggas only, bad bitches only
Only authentic men and attractive women are welcome here.

Rich niggas only, independent bitches only
Only wealthy men and independent women belong in this environment.

Boss niggas only, thick bitches only
Only powerful men and curvy women are suitable for this space.

I got my real niggas here by my side, only
I have trustworthy friends with me, and no one else.

I never fucked Nicki cause she got a man
I haven't had sex with Nicki because she's currently in a relationship.

But when that's over then I'm the first in line
But once that relationship ends, I'm interested.

And the other day in her Maybach
I recently rode in a Maybach with her.

I thought god damn, this is the perfect time
I felt that moment would have been perfect for us to engage intimately.

We had just come from that video
We had recently finished filming a music video together.

You know LA traffic, how the city slow
We encountered the usual traffic jams in Los Angeles.

She was sitting down on that big butt
She was sitting down on her large behind.

But I was still staring at the titties though
My attention couldn't help but be drawn to her breasts.

Yeah, low key it may be high key
I might be trying to play down my feelings, but the reality is that they are intense.

I been peeped that you like me you know
I can tell that you have feelings for me.

Who the fuck you really wanna be with besides me?
Who could you possibly be interested in, instead of me?

I mean it doesn’t take much for us to do this shit quietly, I mean
We don't need to make a big scene out of our relationship, we can keep it low-profile.

She say I’m obsessed with thick women and I agree
She claims that I'm obsessed with curvy women, and I admit that it's possibly true.

That’s right I like my girls BBW, yeah
I prefer my women to be big and beautiful.

Type to wanna suck you dry and then eat some lunch with you
I'm the type of person who would want to have sex with you multiple times and then have a casual meal.

So thick that everyone else in the room is so uncomfortable
My ideal women are so voluptuous that other people in the room feel unnerved.

Ass on Houston Texas, but the face look just like Claire Huxtable
Her behind is better than Houston, Texas, but her face is just like actress Claire Huxtable from the show The Cosby Show.

Oh, yeah, you the man in the city when the mayor fuck with you
If the city's mayor associates with you, then you're an important person in town.

The NBA players fuck with you
Professional basketball players consider you to be cool and attractive.

The bad ass bitches doing makeup and hair fuck with you
The high-maintenance women who do makeup and hair for a living approve of you.

Oh, that’s cause I believe in something, and I stand for it
I am respected because I have principles that I firmly stand by.

And Nicki if you ever tryna fuck
Nicki, if you ever want to have sex.

Just give me the heads up so I can plan for it
Let me know in advance so I can prepare accordingly.

I never fucked Nicki and that's fucked up
I've never had sex with Nicki and I'm disappointed about it.

If I did fuck she'd be fucked up
If we did have sex, she would be severely impacted by it.

Whoever is hittin' ain't hittin' it right
Her current sexual partner isn't performing well.

Cause she actin' like she need dick in her life
She seems like she's in desperate need of good sex.

That's another story, I'm no story teller
That's a topic for another time, I'm not one to gossip.

I piss greatness like gold is yellow
I'm amazing, and my talent is as evident as the color of gold.

All my goons so overzealous
All the people I associate with are overly excited and enthusiastic.

I'm from Holly Groove, the holy Mecca
I come from the streets of Hollygrove, which is like a sacred place.

Accountant say I got money for days
My accountant tells me that I have a lot of money.

I squirm and I shake, but I'm stuck in my ways
I may be uncomfortable and reluctant to change, but that's just who I am.

My girl from a Bida if she wave
My girlfriend comes from the African country of Gambia.

Baby and I fucked with her surfboard, surfboard
My girlfriend and I engaged in sexual activity while on a surfboard.

My eyes are so bright, I take cover for shade
My eyes are strikingly vivid, and they require cover to avoid too much sun exposure.

Don't have my money? I take mothers instead
If you owe me money and don't pay up, I'll take your mother instead.

You got the hickups, you swallowed the truth
You're finding it difficult to accept the reality of the situation.

Then I make you burp boy, treat me like sirloin
But I'll make you accept it, and you'll treat me like the premium cut of sirloin beef.

I'm talkin' bout runnin' in houses with arm and guns
I'm talking about committing armed home invasions.

So think about your son and daughter rooms
So consider the safety of your children during these criminal activities.

Got two goons and they got smaller guns
I have two men with me, but their weapons are smaller in comparison.

Ain't thinkin' bout your son and daughter rooms
And we're not really concerned about the welfare of your kids.

This is just crazy my nigga, I mean brazy my nigga
This is absolutely insane, my friend.

That money talk, I just rephrase it my nigga
When it comes to discussing money, I have a way of expressing it differently.

Blood gang take the B, I'll behave ya
I'm a member of the Bloods gang, and we replace the letter 'C' with 'B' in certain words.

I'm niggas is for reals
I am an authentic gangster.

If you mouth off, I blow your face off
If you talk back to me, I will shoot you in the face.

I mean pop-pop-pop, then I take off
Multiple gunshots followed by me leaving the scene.

Now you see me, now you don't
I'm in and out of sight quickly.

Like Jamie Foxx, acting like Ray Charles
Similar to Jamie Foxx's role as Ray Charles in the movie, I disappear before your eyes.

16 in a clip, one in the chamber
My gun holds 16 bullets in a magazine, plus one in the chamber.

17 Ward bully with 17 bullets
I'm a bully from the 17th Ward, and I have 17 total bullets.

My story is how I went from poor me
I have a story to tell, about how I overcame difficult circumstances.

To police pour me a drink and celebrate with me
Now police officers buy me a drink and congratulate me on my success.