Nina the Vampire Slayer
Nina West Lyrics
Once in the late 1800s
Mercy Brown, it is commonly said
When lost to the dreaded consumption
Was shortly thereafter undead
She haunted the house of her family
Who fell gravely ill one by one
When they unearthed the body of Mercy
They found with no doubt what she'd [Done]
Oh my God that's just like this one time on Buffy!
They chased her to the graveyard and circled around
This one vampire was hiding in the background
He grabbed her neck and threw her in a grave
You guys I was like freaking out I didn't think she'd get away
She hit him in the chest and the vampire fell
She got him with a stake and he went straight to hell
She dusted all the other guys with just one blow
It was so cool you guys I swear you gotta see that episode
Nina! Please sit down!
(Narrator)
Then there was Vlad The Impaler
In a time when real vampires reigned
He silenced a great many mortals
You'd be wise not to utter his [Name]
Nina: Oh my God like when everyone on Buffy couldn't talk!
These creepy ghoulie thingies from a fairytale
They stole the voice of everyone in Sunnydale
These straitjacket guys were hunting people down
And then the baldy ghoulies took the hearts of folks all over town
The people's silence gave the weirdos power
The show was dead air for like a half an hour
But that's when Buffy screamed and everything was fine
Oh dude their heads exploded - best episode of all time
Nina! These fabrications are senseless and groundless
Gather round for the story of the Blood Countess
Then there was the time when Sunnydale seemed fine
But everyone was singing everything
Sashaying down the street to an imaginary beat
These poor actors never thought that they'd have to dance and sing
And just like any good musical
There was a demon in a zoot suit
A child bride, some wooden guys
And though it was utterly beautiful
The gang thought Dawn had brought
The demon on his wedding day
He wanted to make her his bae
But Xander was the one to blame
He wasn't gay they all were saved
Oh my God I loooooooooooove that whole season!
Nina: I can't believe that brilliant show was ever cancelled
Narrator: So awesome-palooza I can't even handle
Nina: It shoulda got like max awardage every year
Narrator: The hottest guys like Spike and Xander, Riley Finn and Warren Mears
Narrator: Can I go back to 1998
Nina: And tune into the only show that I don't hate
Narrator: I betcha Bram Stoker's turning in his grave
Both: Compared to sucky Dracula Buffy Summers slaaaaaaays
Mercy Brown, it is commonly said
When lost to the dreaded consumption
Was shortly thereafter undead
She haunted the house of her family
Who fell gravely ill one by one
When they unearthed the body of Mercy
They found with no doubt what she'd [Done]
They chased her to the graveyard and circled around
This one vampire was hiding in the background
He grabbed her neck and threw her in a grave
You guys I was like freaking out I didn't think she'd get away
She hit him in the chest and the vampire fell
She got him with a stake and he went straight to hell
She dusted all the other guys with just one blow
It was so cool you guys I swear you gotta see that episode
Nina! Please sit down!
(Narrator)
Then there was Vlad The Impaler
In a time when real vampires reigned
He silenced a great many mortals
You'd be wise not to utter his [Name]
Nina: Oh my God like when everyone on Buffy couldn't talk!
These creepy ghoulie thingies from a fairytale
They stole the voice of everyone in Sunnydale
These straitjacket guys were hunting people down
And then the baldy ghoulies took the hearts of folks all over town
The people's silence gave the weirdos power
The show was dead air for like a half an hour
But that's when Buffy screamed and everything was fine
Oh dude their heads exploded - best episode of all time
Nina! These fabrications are senseless and groundless
Gather round for the story of the Blood Countess
Then there was the time when Sunnydale seemed fine
But everyone was singing everything
Sashaying down the street to an imaginary beat
These poor actors never thought that they'd have to dance and sing
And just like any good musical
There was a demon in a zoot suit
A child bride, some wooden guys
And though it was utterly beautiful
The gang thought Dawn had brought
The demon on his wedding day
He wanted to make her his bae
But Xander was the one to blame
He wasn't gay they all were saved
Oh my God I loooooooooooove that whole season!
Nina: I can't believe that brilliant show was ever cancelled
Narrator: So awesome-palooza I can't even handle
Nina: It shoulda got like max awardage every year
Narrator: The hottest guys like Spike and Xander, Riley Finn and Warren Mears
Narrator: Can I go back to 1998
Nina: And tune into the only show that I don't hate
Narrator: I betcha Bram Stoker's turning in his grave
Both: Compared to sucky Dracula Buffy Summers slaaaaaaays
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Written by: Andrew Levitt, Mark Byers, Patricia Taylor
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Britnay Ferguson
My best attempt at the lyrics. Gets a little uncertain at the end
Once in the late 1800sMercy Brown it is commonly saidWhen lost to the dreaded consumptionWas shortly thereafter un-dead
She haunted the house of her familyWho fell gravely ill one by oneWhen they unearthed the body of MercyThey found with no doubt what she'd done ...
Oh my god! It's just like this one time on Buffy!They chased her to the graveyard and circled aroundThis one vampire was hiding in the background He grabbed her by the neck and threw her in a graveYou guys I was like freaking out! I didnt think she'd get away
She hit him in the chest the vampire fellShe got him with a stick and he went straight to hellShe dusted all the other guys with just one blowIt was so cool you guys I swear you gotta see that episode!
Nina! Please sit down.Then there was Vlad the Impaler In a time when real vampires reigned He silenced a great many mortals You'd be wise not to utter him na.. no.
Oh my God! Like when everyone on Buffy couldnt talk!These creepy ghoulie thingies from a fairy taleThey stole the voice of everyone in Sunnydale These straight jacket guys were hunting people down And then the baldy ghoulies took the hearts of folks all over town
The people's silence gave the weirdos power The show was dead air for like a half an hourBut that's when Buffy screamed and everything was fineOh dude their heads explored best episode of all time
Nina! These fabrications are senseless and groundless!Gather round for the story of the Blood Countess!
Then there was a time when Sunnydale seemed fine!But everyone was singing everything!Sashay-ing down the street to an imaginary beatThese poor actors never thought they'd have to dance and sing
And just like any good musical there was a demon in a zoot suit( the child bride..... )And though it was utterly beautiful the gang thought dawn had brought the demon on his wedding dayHe wanted to make her his baeBut Zander was the one to blameHe wasn't gay They all were saved!
Oh my God I love that whole season!
I cant believe that Brilliant show was ever cancelledSo once upon a loser I can't even handleIt shoulda got like max awardage every year......guys like Spike and Xander riding through...Can I go back to 1998?.........the only show I didnt hateI guess thata Bram Stokers turning in his graveCompared to sucky DraculaBuffy. Summers. SLAYS!
Nina West
BUFFY FANS!! What is your favorite episode?
Christina Cerda
All episodes!!! But I do get especially creeped out when I see Hush...
Micah craven
Tabula rasa
HolyCrapItsRBA
Definitely The Gift. Season five is my favorite. Glory is so great and that ending 😭 I recorded the episodes on VHS and I used to rewatch the last four episodes of season five over and over again.
Missy 82
The Halloween one where the gang become in reality what they're dressed as! There are so many episodes that are very special
ASMR Juliet
The body is an amazing episode especially Anya’s speech
Noir Weiss
OMG! GILES! <3 (All my daddy issues just flared up!) <3 We love Buffy too and we can't wait to share this all over our socials :D
Myrdwin
Brilliant as usual Nina !! Someone needs to show this to Sarah Michelle Gellar !!
Edit : I posted before the end and let's just say that I literally squealed when he appeared !
Chris Sanchez
HARD SAME!!
Chris Sanchez
My GAYEST HALLOWEEN dreams fulfilled!!! Thanks so much!! Amazing video congrats and thank you to everyone that put in hard work to complete it!!