1) Mixing four-chord R… Read Full Bio ↴There is more than one artist with this name:
1) Mixing four-chord Ramones-inspired rock anthems with an unadulterated pornography fixation, the Nobodys have sprung forth from the fertile grounds of Colorado Springs to become the reigning Ron Jeremys of the punk rock world!
It all began with their 1996 debut album on Hopeless, "Short Songs for Short Attention Spans." Produced by Joe Queer of The Queers, the record, full of two- minute gems, had fans getting it up from coast to coast as the band brought their live show across the country and around the world, touring the US, Europe and Canada several times over. Of course, this only made fans wet for more, so the Nobodys came again with their 1997 tour de force, "Smell of Victory" (produced by Warren Fitzgerald of The Vandals).
Tours with The Queers, Chixdiggit and Guttermouth won over even more converts. By now, collectors were going crazy trying to snatch up all the Nobodys material they could, so the band made it easy by compiling their numerous 7", compilation and demo songs onto one CD, appropriately titled "Greatasstits." (The cover, a close up on the enormous chest of renowned porn star Taylor Wayne, is as unforgettable as the music.) Soon to follow was the inevitable Generation XXX, produced by Donnell Cameron (Bad Religion, Rocket from the Crypt, NOFX) with twenty-five tracks of, what some would call ...sloppy, loud, perverted, snotty, annoying and not to mention overbearing punk rock from Colorado springs... Yeah, that's about right.
2) The Nobodys are a band that had their single "No Guarantees" appear on the TV series Miami Vice.
3) Nobody was a garage rock band from Seattle, WA during the 90's and featured pro skateboarder Scott Smiley on drums.
Ain't No One Getting Laid
Nobodys Lyrics
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I wish I hadn't seen her.
I'm not too fucking bright, but I gotta bright idea.
She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no.
I'll be chasing my dick all night long "here we go."
I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit.
I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit.
Except I talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass man.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Might as well forget it.
Ain't no one getting laid.
The lyrics of the song "Ain't No One Getting Laid" by Nobody is quite self-explanatory. The singer is talking about how he messed up his chances with a girl he had a crush on. He starts by complementing her appearance: "Blue eyes and great thighs. I wish I hadn't seen her." He realizes that he is not very smart but still tries to come up with an idea to impress her: "I'm not too fucking bright, but I gotta bright idea." However, he is not sure if she likes him or not, ", but she ain't saying no."
The singer tries to engage her in conversation but only ends up talking about pointless things: "I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit. I tell her that her car is nice when it's a piece of shit. I don't remember much of the two hours that have passed." He realizes that he failed to impress her and feels disappointed in himself for not getting any sexual favors: "Except I talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass man."
The chorus "Might as well forget it. Ain't no one getting laid" emphasizes the fact that he has ruined his chance and there is no going back. The overall tone of the song is light-hearted, and it's a relatable story that many people can connect with.
Line by Line Meaning
Blue eyes and great thighs.
I noticed her attractive physical features.
I wish I hadn't seen her.
I regret being attracted to her.
I'm not too fucking bright, but I gotta bright idea.
I'm not intelligent, but I think I have a good plan.
She didn't say she likes me, but she ain't saying no.
She didn't show interest, but she didn't reject me either.
I'll be chasing my dick all night long "here we go."
I'll be thinking about sex all night, to no avail.
I'm talking a whole lot, only thinking a little bit.
I'm saying a lot of words without much thought.
I tell her that her car is nice when its a piece of shit.
I'm trying to impress her by complimenting something that is clearly not impressive.
I don't remember much of the two hours that have passed.
I didn't pay attention to the time because I was too focused on trying to get laid.
Except I talked a lot of bullshit and ain't gettin' any ass man.
All I did was spew nonsense and I didn't get any sexual satisfaction.
Might as well forget it.
I should just give up.
Might as well forget it.
It's not worth trying anymore.
Might as well forget it.
I have no chance of getting laid.
Ain't no one getting laid.
No one is having sex tonight.
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