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1) Mixing four-chord Ramones-inspired rock anthems with an unadulterated pornography fixation, the Nobodys have sprung forth from the fertile grounds of Colorado Springs to become the reigning Ron Jeremys of the punk rock world!
It all began with their 1996 debut album on Hopeless, "Short Songs for Short Attention Spans." Produced by Joe Queer of The Queers, the record, full of two- minute gems, had fans getting it up from coast to coast as the band brought their live show across the country and around the world, touring the US, Europe and Canada several times over. Of course, this only made fans wet for more, so the Nobodys came again with their 1997 tour de force, "Smell of Victory" (produced by Warren Fitzgerald of The Vandals).
Tours with The Queers, Chixdiggit and Guttermouth won over even more converts. By now, collectors were going crazy trying to snatch up all the Nobodys material they could, so the band made it easy by compiling their numerous 7", compilation and demo songs onto one CD, appropriately titled "Greatasstits." (The cover, a close up on the enormous chest of renowned porn star Taylor Wayne, is as unforgettable as the music.) Soon to follow was the inevitable Generation XXX, produced by Donnell Cameron (Bad Religion, Rocket from the Crypt, NOFX) with twenty-five tracks of, what some would call ...sloppy, loud, perverted, snotty, annoying and not to mention overbearing punk rock from Colorado springs... Yeah, that's about right.
2) The Nobodys are a band that had their single "No Guarantees" appear on the TV series Miami Vice.
3) Nobody was a garage rock band from Seattle, WA during the 90's and featured pro skateboarder Scott Smiley on drums.
Ain't Too Cool
Nobodys Lyrics
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She made me wish i didn't go.
She asked me if i liked that band.
I said, "no, they're kinda bland."
She said, "my brother's in that group."
I said, "i'm sure that's good for you, but i think they kinda suck."
Then she told me to go get f**ked.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too f**king cool.
She asked why i don't ask her out.
I told her that i'm not allowed.
She said my girlfriend wouldn't see.
She said she really wanted me.
I said, "i'm sorry, you're not my type.
Crazy girls i kinda like, but there's something about you.
I know all the guys you do."
She may look great, but man you better hesitate.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too f**king cool.
I tell ya man that girl ain't f**king cool.
There's nothing in the world she wouldn't do.
She'll f**k you up you stupid schmuck.
You're better off to go get drunk.
She's the stupid, lying, cheating kinda girl.
She may look great, but man you better hesitate.
She'll suck you in and treat you bad.
And when you try to set her straight, that's when she's gonna walk all over you.
I'll tell you man, that girl ain't too f**king cool.
I tell ya man that girl ain't f**king cool.
There's no one in the world she wouldn't do.
She'll f**k you up you stupid schmuck.
You're better off to go get drunk.
She's a stupid, f**king, lying cheating, whoring every other weekend.
F**king every guy i know.
She sucks, she f**ks, she even blows.
So go ahead and take your chance.
I'll see ya when you're on the ass.
So there's nothing more i can do than to tell you man, she ain't too f**king cool.
The song "Ain't Too Cool" by Nobodys is a cautionary tale about a girl who may seem attractive and intriguing but is in reality manipulative, deceitful, and cruel. The lyrics describe a scenario in which the singer encounters this girl at a show, where she tries to impress him with her knowledge of the band but ultimately reveals her connection to one of the members. From there, she attempts to lure the singer into a relationship, using various tactics such as suggesting he cheat on his girlfriend or implying that he is not brave enough to pursue her. However, the singer sees through her games and warns others to do the same, calling her a "stupid, lying, cheating kinda girl" who will "f**k you up" if given the chance.
The song's lyrics offer a poignant commentary on the dynamics of power and manipulation in romantic relationships. The girl in the song is portrayed as someone who uses her looks and social connections to control and mistreat others, perpetrating a cycle of emotional abuse and exploitation. The singer, on the other hand, serves as a voice of reason and caution, warning others to stay away from her and advocating for healthy, respectful partnerships instead.
Overall, "Ain't Too Cool" is a powerful and relatable song about the dangers of falling for someone who may not have our best interests at heart. By providing vivid and engaging lyrics that tell a compelling story, Nobodys are able to connect with listeners on a deep and emotional level, encouraging them to think critically about their own relationships and the ways in which they engage with others.
Line by Line Meaning
She came up to me at the show.
She approached me at the concert.
She made me wish i didn't go.
Her presence ruined my experience at the show.
She asked me if i liked that band.
She inquired if I was a fan of the musical group.
I said, "no, they're kinda bland."
I responded by expressing my disinterest in their music.
She said, "my brother's in that group."
She revealed that her sibling was part of the same band.
I said, "i'm sure that's good for you, but i think they kinda suck."
I acknowledged her connection to the band, but still stated my negative opinion about them.
Then she told me to go get f**ked.
She angrily insulted me.
She asked why i don't ask her out.
She questioned why I haven't made a romantic move on her.
I told her that i'm not allowed.
I explained that I am already in a committed relationship.
She said my girlfriend wouldn't see.
She attempted to convince me that my partner wouldn't find out about our potential affair.
She said she really wanted me.
She expressed her desire to be intimate with me.
I said, "i'm sorry, you're not my type.
I rejected her advances by claiming that we aren't compatible.
Crazy girls i kinda like, but there's something about you.
I admitted that I am attracted to wild and unconventional women, but she doesn't fit that description.
I know all the guys you do."
I suggested that she has a reputation of being sexually promiscuous.
There's nothing in the world she wouldn't do.
She is willing to engage in any behavior or activity.
She'll f**k you up you stupid schmuck.
She will harm and manipulate you, you foolish person.
You're better off to go get drunk.
It is preferable to be intoxicated than to pursue a relationship with her.
She's the stupid, lying, cheating kinda girl.
She is an unintelligent, dishonest, and unfaithful individual.
There's no one in the world she wouldn't do.
She is willing to be romantically or sexually involved with anyone.
She'll f**k you up you stupid schmuck.
She will cause harm to your well-being, you foolish person.
She's a stupid, f**king, lying cheating, whoring every other weekend.
She is foolish, engages in many sexual relationships, and is unfaithful on a regular basis.
F**king every guy i know.
She has had sexual relations with many of my acquaintances.
She sucks, she f**ks, she even blows.
She performs various sexual acts with many partners.
So go ahead and take your chance.
If you want, you can pursue her despite the warning signs.
I'll see ya when you're on the ass.
I will witness your inevitable failure in your pursuit of her.
So there's nothing more i can do than to tell you man, she ain't too f**king cool.
I have no choice but to warn you that she is not a desirable person to be involved with.
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