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1) Mixing four-chord Ramones-inspired rock anthems with an unadulterated pornography fixation, the Nobodys have sprung forth from the fertile grounds of Colorado Springs to become the reigning Ron Jeremys of the punk rock world!
It all began with their 1996 debut album on Hopeless, "Short Songs for Short Attention Spans." Produced by Joe Queer of The Queers, the record, full of two- minute gems, had fans getting it up from coast to coast as the band brought their live show across the country and around the world, touring the US, Europe and Canada several times over. Of course, this only made fans wet for more, so the Nobodys came again with their 1997 tour de force, "Smell of Victory" (produced by Warren Fitzgerald of The Vandals).
Tours with The Queers, Chixdiggit and Guttermouth won over even more converts. By now, collectors were going crazy trying to snatch up all the Nobodys material they could, so the band made it easy by compiling their numerous 7", compilation and demo songs onto one CD, appropriately titled "Greatasstits." (The cover, a close up on the enormous chest of renowned porn star Taylor Wayne, is as unforgettable as the music.) Soon to follow was the inevitable Generation XXX, produced by Donnell Cameron (Bad Religion, Rocket from the Crypt, NOFX) with twenty-five tracks of, what some would call ...sloppy, loud, perverted, snotty, annoying and not to mention overbearing punk rock from Colorado springs... Yeah, that's about right.
2) The Nobodys are a band that had their single "No Guarantees" appear on the TV series Miami Vice.
3) Nobody was a garage rock band from Seattle, WA during the 90's and featured pro skateboarder Scott Smiley on drums.
Vaseline And A Magazine
Nobodys Lyrics
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No I don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.
Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I'm not nice.
My right hand is my girlfriend.
Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
The lyrics of the song Vaseline And A Magazine by Nobody provide a raw insight into the life of a person who doesn't go out or date, but instead stays at home and masturbates. The singer expresses that they don't feel the need to be in a relationship or pursue physical people, as they find solace in self-gratification. Additionally, the lyrics describe the individual as not being nice or pretending to be someone they're not. Instead, their hand acts as their girlfriend, highlighting the intimacy they feel with themselves.
The song's lyrics explore the topic of self-gratification in a brutally honest and raw manner. The singer appears to be embracing their sexuality and individuality, unapologetically enjoying themselves in private. The repeated chorus of "All I need is vaseline and a magazine" reinforces the idea that the individual doesn't need others to feel pleasure and satisfaction in their life.
Overall, the song challenges societal expectations of romantic relationships and presents an alternative way of finding sexual fulfillment. The lyrics suggest that there is no shame in self-love and that it can be a valid and healthy form of intimacy.
Line by Line Meaning
I don't go out.
I prefer staying at home and not going outside.
No I don't date.
I don't participate in romantic relationships.
I stay at home and masturbate.
I engage in sexual activities at home by myself.
Cause all I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I don't require anything else for self-pleasure but a lubricant and a reading material.
I'm not nice.
I am not a pleasant person.
I don't pretend.
I am not a fake person.
My right hand is my girlfriend.
I rely on my own hand for sexual fulfillment.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I firmly believe that I don't need companionship or anything else for sexual gratification.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
My self-pleasure routine is very basic and uncomplicated.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I am content with my current sexual habits and do not desire anything else.
All I need is vaseline and a magazine.
I am confident that my self-pleasure method is satisfactory and satisfying.
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@johnconway8369
The song of my teenage years
@suncityrocker844
fucking yes !
@deathbytuna9719
Goddamn it. Simple power chord punk never gets old.
@jacobhenry2795
The nobody's are bad ass. But this song is just hilarious man but I describes me from 10 to 17 haha