Bully
Odd Couple Lyrics

Give me a beat and listen to me Niggaz'll see I'm like the oilman cause I deliver your heat
I'm asking for a chance to rap and showcase my abilities. Just like how an oilman delivers heat, I'll deliver hot rhymes.

I didn't say you were gay, it's just that you're sweet And catch vibes on the westside of christopher street It's no wonder you wish you were me I ain't some type of bitch, who when he takes a piss sits on the seat That's why all your chickens agree they rather kick it with me Cuz I suprise em every now and then with mystery meat (boh)
I didn't call you homosexual. You are just acting feminine. You have a weak vibe, so you envy me. I'm not weak, unlike someone who would pee sitting down. Girls prefer my company because I can surprise them with different things.

Who's the clever kid who use his leverage as a rapstar to get into a coochies second lips Lou's new collections is smooth and effortless Like 2 screwing, sweaty chicks with lubed apendages Whoever just is boos and nemesis Had rather move their settlement away in to a new development Cuz I'm not too intelligent to stoop to your level And you're so low down I'm shooting hoops wit the devil
Who could use their success as a rapper to get girls? It's me. My new music is as smooth as the experience of two hot girls getting laid. You are my enemy who is always drinking and not doing anything worthy. You want to avoid embarrassment and move away because I don't want to go low like you. You are so evil that even the devil plays basketball with you.

In the school of hard knocks We're at the top of our classes Shit the bullies even kiss our asses Whether or not my report card passes class-clowns will tell you were the real smart-asses We run shit and punch kids In their plump tummies, somebody is always on the run from me The abott's got detention, jay's on suspension And myself, I got expelled for snatching niggaz lunch money
We are the top students in our tough school. Even bullies are afraid of us. Whether I pass or fail, class clowns will agree that we are witty. We are in charge here and will punch anyone who crosses us. People always run from us. The abbot is in detention, Jay is suspended, and I got expelled for stealing lunch money.

Yo, I got sick inch for scotch about a fifth a shot Just as hot, as the burning in your sisters crouch Which is not why I never snick a snatch I rather flip the latch on the cabinet to you pops liquor stash Jay Love hit the hash like a coffee-shop spatula My fangs puncture a keg like a malt and hops dracula That's way I always sleep in the daylight, cause I creep in the late night Leaving victims leaking like drain pipes People saying it ain't right But I can't help that I'm so damn selfish I got my hands on a female fans pelvis like I'm some bad Elvis Who's from a parallel universe Giratin his hips to the dick carousel through the skirts You know a man you think is rude at first Give me some room to work And allow me to introduce the nerd to the dirt Cuz Lou's the worst type of jerk to dealing with he'll bruise you first physically then hurt your feelings bitch
I like a strong drink. It burns hotter than your sister's genitals. I never harass women though. Instead, I'll sneak into your dad's alcohol stash. Jay loves smoking weed, but I prefer impaling kegs like a vampiric beer drinker. I sleep during the day and go out at night to attack people, leaving them injured. People say it's wrong, but I'm just selfish. I treat female fans like I'm some rockstar from another dimension gyrating my hips for their pleasure. I'm usually rude at first, but just give me a chance rather than judging me too quickly. I'll introduce nerds to the dirt, as I'm the worst kind of jerk who will physically harm you and also attack your emotions.

So who's that guy in the dunce cap sitting in the back of class? And when the teacher walks by he's smacking her ass Cutting in the school storeline snatching your cash Pushing the smart kids ass in the trash Motherfucker I'm the bully And I'm coming 'round the corner I warn ya and now I'm rainen punches down on ya Y'all better head for the office Tell them to get your mummy to come and get you Because your tummy is nauseous
Who is that idiot wearing a dunce cap being rude? He smacks the teacher's butt and cuts in line to steal money. He even throws smart kids in the trash. That motherfucker is me, the bully. I'm about to attack you, so you should run to the office and call your mom to pick you up because you'll feel nauseous after I hit you.