Let's Call the Whole Thing Off
Oscar Peterson Lyrics


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Things have come to a pretty pass,
Our romance is growing flat,
For you like this and the other
While I go for this and that.
Goodness knows what the end will be,
Oh, I don't know where I'm at...
It looks as if we two will never be one,
Something must be done.

You say eether and I say eyether,
You say neether and I say nyther,
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like potato and I like potahto,
You like tomato and I like tomahto,
Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
For we know we need each other,
So we better call the calling off off.
Let's call the whole thing off!

You say laughter and I say lawfter,
You say after and I say awfter,
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter,
Let's call the whole thing off!
You like vanilla and I like vanella,
You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella,
Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry!
Let's call the whole thing off!
But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Then we must part.
And oh! If we ever part,
Then that might break my heart!
So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters.
For we know we need each other,




So we better call the calling off off!
Let's call the whole thing off!

Overall Meaning

The song “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off” is a playful duet between two lovers who find themselves at odds with each other. The song begins with the singer admitting that their romance has reached a “pretty pass” and that they are not seeing eye-to-eye on many things. There is a sense of frustration and confusion in the singer's voice as they sing about not knowing where they stand with their partner. However, the mood of the song changes dramatically once the two lovers start playfully arguing about their differences in pronunciation and preferences. The singer sings about how their partner pronounces words like “either” and “neither” differently from how they do, and how they have different tastes in things like potatoes, tomatoes, and even pajamas. Despite all the differences, there is a realization that they need each other and that calling it off would be heartbreaking. As a result, they decide to call the calling off off and acknowledge that their love is worth working through their differences.


Overall, “Let’s Call the Whole Thing Off” is a sweet and humorous song about the ups and downs of being in a relationship. It captures the feeling of being in love while also acknowledging the challenges and differences that come with it. The playful banter between the two lovers helps to lighten the mood of the song and makes it an enjoyable listen.


Line by Line Meaning

Things have come to a pretty pass,
Our relationship has come to a difficult point


Our romance is growing flat,
Our love is losing its spark


For you like this and the other
You prefer one thing while I prefer another


While I go for this and that.
I also have my own preferences


Goodness knows what the end will be,
We are unsure where our relationship is heading


Oh, I don't know where I'm at...
I am confused about our relationship


It looks as if we two will never be one,
It seems like we will never agree or come together


Something must be done.
We must take action to save our relationship


You say eether and I say eyether,
We have different ways of pronouncing words


You say neether and I say nyther,
We also have different ways of pronouncing other words


Eether, eyether, neether, nyther,
We have different preferences about language and dialect


Let's call the whole thing off!
Let's end our relationship because of our differences


You like potato and I like potahto,
We have different preferences about the same thing


You like tomato and I like tomahto,
We also have different preferences about another thing


Potato, potahto, tomato, tomahto!
These differences seem trivial, but they add up


But oh! If we call the whole thing off,
Ending our relationship will have consequences


Then we must part.
Breaking up with each other is inevitable


And oh! If we ever part,
Breaking up will be very difficult


Then that might break my heart!
Breaking up will cause emotional pain


So, if you like pajamas and I like pajahmas,
Our differences are not insurmountable


I'll wear pajamas and give up pajahmas.
I can compromise to make our relationship work


For we know we need each other,
We cannot do without each other


So we better call the calling off off.
We must work to overcome our differences


You say laughter and I say lawfter,
We have different accents that reflect our backgrounds


You say after and I say awfter,
We also have different ways of pronouncing other words


Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter,
Our differences extend beyond just language


You like vanilla and I like vanella,
We have different tastes in food


You, sa's'parilla and I sa's'parella,
We also have different ways of pronouncing specific foods


Vanilla, vanella, Choc'late, strawb'ry!
Our differences are vast and diverse


Let's call the whole thing off!
However, we still cannot end our relationship


So, if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
Our differences are still present, but we can still make it work


I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters.
I am willing to give up my preferences to keep our relationship alive


For we know we need each other,
Our love for each other is worth preserving


So we better call the calling off off!
We must work to overcome our differences and stay together


Let's call the whole thing off!
Ending our relationship is not an option




Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Universal Music Publishing Group, Royalty Network, Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: IRA GERSHWIN, GEORGE GERSHWIN

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