A.D.I.D.A.S.
OutKast/Killer Mike Lyrics

Pussy nigga what you doin'
What are you doing, weak and cowardly human being?

(All day I dream about...)
My mind is preoccupied with thoughts of sex throughout the day.

The way you move your sexy groove
Your sexy dance moves captivate me and turn me on.

I've got my mind all over you
My thoughts are consumed by you and your beauty.

You say you were so sick of it
You claim to be tired of sex with me.

I'm tired of jackin' off cause you ain't there
I'm fed up with masturbation because you're not here with me.

65 Cevrolet Ipala peachy cream
I'm cruising in my clean 1965 Chevrolet Impala.

Cruisin' down the street like two fingers
I'm driving leisurely down the street with ease, as if using only two fingers.

Cause the ivory is clean
The car's white exterior is spotless and clean.

Talkin' 'bout meetin' at the MC room
I'm discussing meeting up with someone in the motorcycle club room.

On the inside of the ship
We will meet inside the club room, which is often called 'the ship.'

Not a honey dip to hunt on
I don't have a girl to flirt with or hit on at the moment.

Cause she mobile than a grip
This girl I'm interested in is very attractive and able to move with great ease.

Or the Blue Man Group
Even the Blue Man Group would have a hard time catching her attention.

Caught out on the Vegas Strip
Even in the flashy surroundings of Las Vegas, this girl is still more alluring.

Tell em' a good game, juju pimpin'
I'm skilled in the art of charming women, a.k.a. 'juju pimpin'.

Give em' to my nigga Dime Legit
I'll pass those women on to my friend, Dime Legit.

Boss lips, legs, arms, necks
I'm attracted to all aspects of a woman's body, including the lips, legs, arms, and neck.

Hip dips, hair net, mo' stretch
I also appreciate the hip dips (curves), hair nets, and flexibility of a woman's body.

It's a camel toe and thats fo' sho
A camel toe is a sign of a woman's sexual desire and arousal, and I like that for sure.

My brain is on one track
My thoughts are focused solely on sex at the moment.

Like Mary Mary toss for crackle like a rock star does for smack
I'm fixated on sex like an addict is fixated on their drug of choice.

None of that but the female genatalia's where it's at
When it comes to my desires, it's all about a woman's genitalia.

I'm a man and I demand a WO-man for that act
As a man, I require a woman for sexual activity.

Personal preference cause I use the law of nature as a reference
My sexual preferences are determined by my natural instincts and are a matter of personal choice.

No I don't ever recall seein' a man turn up pregnant
Men can't get pregnant, so it's clear that women are the ones to satisfy my sexual desires.

But that's just me
These preferences are unique to me and my own desires.

From them female fantasies frolic freely
I have numerous sexual fantasies involving women that come to mind often.

In my cock pit, every 30 some seconds I can't stop it
I'm constantly having sexual thoughts, even every 30 seconds, like they're taking place in the cockpit of a plane.

Killer Kill from Adamsville and in a Bonneville I chill
I'm Killer Mike from Adamsville, and I relax in a Bonneville car.

Heffers call me Black-N-Decker, I don't screw them hoes I drill
Women call me Black-N-Decker (a power tool), but I'm not just having sex with them, I'm 'drilling' them.

I've been cuttin' cute lil' coochies since before the record deal
I've been having sex with attractive women since before my music career took off.

Catch me daydreamin' 'bout them, thick, medium, or slim
I frequently daydream about women with varying body types, including thick, medium, and slim.

Doctors call the thing vagina, in the hood we call it trim
While doctors refer to it as a vagina, in my community we refer to it as 'trim'.

White boys call it snatch, Puerto Ricans call it chocha
Different cultures and ethnicities have their own names for the female genitalia.

Nathaniel likes his white, I like mine dark as cola
Nathaniel and I have our own preferences for skin color when it comes to sexual partners.

It's the first thing on my mind in the morn' when I roll over
Sex is the primary thought on my mind when I wake up in the morning.

All men young or old in the end it's what we after
All men, whether young or old, are ultimately seeking sex.

Even my grandpappy's happy, he got prescribed Viagra
Even my elderly grandfather is happy because he's been prescribed medication to help with his sexual performance.

Grandaddy, grandaddy what's happenin'
I'm asking my grandfather what's going on in his life.

What's up, what's up this me
He responds to me, acknowledging that it's his grandchild he's speaking with.

Hey let me get about three of them blue diamonds
I'm asking my grandfather for three blue Viagra pills.

I promise I got you tomorrow
I promise to return the favor and help my grandfather out tomorrow.

When I drill, I don't spill, even if she's on the pill
I don't waste time when it comes to sex, even if my partner is using birth control.

Keep my weapon covered, concealed, and in a shield
I take precautions to keep myself and my partner safe during sexual encounters.

Cause I dont need that A-I-D-S
I'm taking measures to avoid contracting HIV or other sexually transmitted infections.

A D and an A missin' out my ADIDAS
While my shoes may be Adidas, the letters D and A (representing 'disease' and 'aids') are missing from my life.

PLUS, We don't need no DNA mixin' between us
There's no need to worry about genetic mixing or children between sexual partners.

We just need to keep this thing friendly and hush hush
We should keep this sexual affair a secret and only friendly between us.

On the down low, like R. Kelly and youngsters
We should keep this arrangement private and not let anyone else know, like R. Kelly did with young women in the past.

But over eighteen only cause baby I'm no perv
My sexual partners must be over eighteen years old because I refuse to be seen as a pervert or predator.

From the tour bus to the lobby, elevator to the room
I'm thinking of sex everywhere, from the tour bus to the hotel room.

We can jump each others bones but there's no jumpin' brooms
We can have sex, but we won't be getting married or having children together.

Buffoon you are too consumed in the womb
You're acting foolish and immature with your focus on sex.

It is too early for you to jump the broom, BOOM
It's too soon for you to be thinking about marriage and children, so stop being so hasty.