Madness
P.O.R.N. Lyrics

I hit the taxi
I got into a taxi

Sat fuck about in the back seat
I casually sat in the back seat

And I keep on falling dsquared balling
I continue to lose money while trying to live a luxurious lifestyle

Boss mind what I chat please
Boss, please pay attention to what I say

Right off the bat me
Right from the start, I

I've gone and lost my cash G
I have managed to lose all my money

'Coz I keep on falling 6 in't morning
Because I keep losing money even at 6 in the morning

Boss go land that Maccies
Boss, go order food from McDonald's

Clubs over grab my coat and I nash
The club is closing, so I quickly grab my coat and leave

Belling boys see where there at dunno if I brought a hat
I call my friends to see where they are, not sure if I brought a hat with me

There's a lighty on my right am I feeling alright
There is an attractive person on my right, am I feeling good?

Where's all the man gone phone's dead and I might
Where did all my friends go? My phone is dead and I might

Trek home on my own who's that chatting bare shite
I might have to walk home alone, who is that talking nonsense?

Go go chanting Midland ro-oad
I enthusiastically chant 'Midland Road'

Acting like a penchode gone sicko mode
I am behaving in an obnoxious manner, going crazy

And I know that's one of my niggas 'coz he can't keep it on the low
I recognize that person as one of my friends because he can't keep things a secret

Came with twenty was it thirty was it forty
I came with twenty pounds, or was it thirty, or maybe forty

Like alcohol imported cash I saw I've been naughty
I feel guilty for spending money on expensive alcohol and imported items

But sexies everywhere and it's hard to ignore it
But there are attractive people everywhere, and it's difficult to resist them

I've been onit, dickhead laughing at my wallet
I've been reckless, and someone foolishly laughs at my empty wallet

Fuck it's, raining, fuck it's, pouring
Fuck, it's raining heavily

Nigga, jarring, just ignore him
Someone is being annoying, just ignore him

Scran some chicken, chips and voddy
Let's eat some chicken, chips, and have a vodka drink

A crowd sat outside takeaway still dark but clocking morning
A group of people are waiting outside the takeaway even though it's still dark and morning is approaching

Everything's a haze na some Cali packs
Everything seems confusing, maybe due to smoking some California marijuana

I'm on the way from Halifax
I'm on my way from Halifax

There my g yeah he carry stacks
There is my friend, and he carries a lot of money

How's he carry that question parry that
I wonder how he manages to carry that much money, let's avoid that question

But a blonde ting here let me marry that
But there is an attractive blonde person here, I want to be with them

She mine can't be flat breast ting bum and that
She is mine, she can't have a small chest or a flat butt

Yeah the bunda's back yeah the back is mad
Yeah, she has a nice butt, yeah, her backside is amazing

Nashing gaff yeah the taxi's rang but fuck we're at Acca man
Eating at home, yeah, the taxi has arrived, but damn, we're at the Acca man (takeaway)

And man's in the taxi
And I am in the taxi

Sat fuck about in the back seat
Casually sitting in the back seat

And I keep on falling dsquared balling
And I continue to lose money while pretending to be extravagant

Boss mind what I chat please
Boss, pay attention to what I'm saying, please

Right off bat me
Right from the start, me

I've gone and found my cash G
I have managed to find my money

And I keep falling 6 in't morning
And I keep losing money even at 6 in the morning

Boss yeah this that Maccies
Boss, yes, this is the food from McDonald's