Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic!; At The Disco Lyrics

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Do I still have power over you and make you nervous/excited?

Am I who you think about in bed?
Do I come to your mind when you're intimate with someone else?

When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Are you thinking about me while in the act of being sexual with someone else?

Well, then think of what you did
Reflect on your actions and the consequences

And how I hope to god he was worth it
I hope your decision to be with someone else was worth losing me

When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
You can't resist thinking about me, even when you're by yourself and trying to be sexual with someone else.

I've got more wit, A better kiss, A hotter touch a better fuck, Than any boy you'll ever meet
I am better in every way possible, and you won't find anyone as good as me.

Sweetie you had me, Girl, I was it, look past the sweat
You had my heart, and I was the one for you. Don't let small flaws or setbacks ruin that.

A better love deserving of, Exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
We deserve a better love that should be about passion and intimacy rather than just being physical

No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
You secretly know that I am the one you think about and love the most.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, Will you dance to this beat
Addressing the listeners, urging them to participate in the song's energy and join in on the dance.

And hold a lover close?
Encouraging them to find someone they can be passionate with, and hold each other tightly.

So I guess we're back to us, Oh, cameraman, swing the focus
Shifting the focus back to the strained relationship between the singer and the lover, asking the cameraman to zoom in on the couple.

In case I lost my train of thought, Where was it that we last left off? (let's pick up, pick up)
Asking the lover to help remind the singer of where they left off in their conversation to pick up where they left off.

Oh, now I do recall, We just were getting to the part, Where the shock sets in
Remembering the conversation that led to the singer realizing their lover was unfaithful and how it felt like a shock.

And the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
The realization of being unfaithful causes physical symptoms of sickness and nausea.

I sure hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention
The singer is fed up with the lover expecting all the attention and time without putting in the same effort.

Let's not get selfish
Asking the lover to not be selfish and take more than they give.

Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?
Addressing the lover, asking if they really thought they could ruin this moment for the singer and the listeners.

Dance to this beat
Asking the listeners to continue dancing to the beat of the song.

Let's get those teen hearts beating, Faster, faster
Urging the listeners to let the music and rhythm make their hearts beat fast and be full of energy.