Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off
Panic! At the Disco Lyrics

Is it still me that makes you sweat?
Do I still have a hold on you that brings about physical reactions like sweating?

Am I who you think about in bed?
Do you fantasize about me when you're intimate with someone else?

When the lights are dim and your hands are shaking as you're sliding off your dress?
Do you get nervous and excited when you undress, especially when thinking about me?

Well, then think of what you did, and how I hope to God he was worth it
Reflect on your actions - cheating on me - and decide if it was worth it, and if the person you cheated with was worth losing me.

When the lights are dim and your heart is racing as your fingers touch your skin
Are you thinking of me and feeling excited as you touch yourself?

I've got more wit, a better kiss, a hotter touch, a better fuck than any boy you'll ever meet
I'm better than anyone else you'll ever be with in terms of intelligence, kissing, physical touch, and sex.

Sweetie you had me, girl, I was it, look past the sweat, a better love deserving of exchanging body heat in the passenger seat
You had me, I was the one for you, and you need to look past any physical discomforts (sweat) in order to experience true love and intimacy with me.

No, no, no, you know it will always just be me
There will never be anyone else for you - it will always be me that you desire and long for.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
Addressing both males and females, are you willing to dance to this song and hold your lover close to the beat?

So I guess we're back to us, oh cameraman, swing the focus, in case I lost my train of thought. Where was it that we last left off? (Let's pick up, pick up)
Refocusing on us, the singer asks the cameraman to adjust the focus and pick up where they left off in their thoughts.

Oh, now I do recall, we just were getting to the part where the shock sets in and the stomach acid finds a new way to make you get sick
Remembering where they left off, they were discussing a part of a relationship where both parties feel shocked and possibly sick to their stomachs about what has happened.

I sure hope you didn't expect to get all of the attention, let's not get selfish. Did you really think I'd let you kill this chorus?
The singer calls out their partner for being selfish and wanting all of the attention, and reminds them not to kill the best and most important part of the song (the chorus).

Dance to this beat, dance to this beat, dance to this beat
Repeatedly urging listeners to dance to the beat of the song.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
The singer wants to increase the excitement and passion in the hearts of young listeners, making them feel alive and energized.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, will you dance to this beat and hold a lover close?
Repeating the earlier question, the singer challenges both males and females to dance to the beat and hold their loved ones close.

So testosterone boys and harlequin girls, dance to this beat
Commanding both males and females to dance to the beat of the song.

Let's get these teen hearts beating faster, faster
Reiterating the desire to increase the excitement and passion in young hearts.