Walter the Occultist
Paul Roland Lyrics


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Walter the Occultist is sleeping in the parlour
His tarot is stained with cuccumber and tomato
The kettle bubbles over, calls the caged canary 'Walter, mind the shop". "Walter can you tell us" ask the fat girls from the chorus
"Will we be happy and the Gods they be for us
And what do the cards say about those men we met upon the pier?"
Once there were stars behind his eyes
But now they have dimmed and crystalised
The Gods are cruel, they tease the fool
Who lifts the veil
Walter reads the tea leaves spread on the Sunday papers
The things that he sees there would astonish all his neighbours
The strongman and the midget, the bearded lady and the tattooed twins. Once there were stars behind his eyes
But now they have dimmed and crystalised




The Gods are cruel, they tease the fool
Who lifts the veil

Overall Meaning

The song "Walter the Occultist" by Paul Roland tells the story of a man who is deeply immersed in the world of the occult. We are introduced to Walter as he is sleeping in the parlour, surrounded by his mystical tools such as tarot cards stained with cucumber and tomato. Although he is deep in sleep, he is soon roused by the sound of a bubbling kettle and the anxious calls from his caged canary. The curiosity of the fat girls from the chorus is aroused, and they ask him to reveal what his cards have to say about the future, specifically about the men they met on the pier.


The song delves deep into Walter's struggles as a devotee of the occult. It paints a picture of a man who was once full of wonder and amazement, but has since become disillusioned and jaded. The stars behind his eyes have "dimmed and crystalised", a metaphor for how his outlook on life has become dull and jaded. The gods are described as cruel, teasing and taunting Walter, which further implies that he feels let down by them. He reads tea leaves spread on Sunday papers, which suggests that he has lost touch with the real world and the people around him. The song is a haunting and melancholic portrayal of the struggles that he faces as an occultist.


Line by Line Meaning

Walter the Occultist is sleeping in the parlour
Walter, who practices occultism, is currently asleep in the room used for entertaining guests


His tarot is stained with cuccumber and tomato
The tarot cards that Walter uses have been marked or dirtied by residual food stains, namely cucumber and tomato


The kettle bubbles over, calls the caged canary 'Walter, mind the shop'
The tea kettle on the stove is boiling and the caged canary is chirping. The canary's voice, to Walter's ear, sounds like it is calling for him to attend to something important


"Walter can you tell us" ask the fat girls from the chorus "Will we be happy and the Gods they be for us And what do the cards say about those men we met upon the pier?"
The corpulent girls in the singing group pose questions for Walter to interpret through his use of tarot cards. They inquire about their future happiness and what the cards might say about men they encountered at the pier


Once there were stars behind his eyes But now they have dimmed and crystalised The Gods are cruel, they tease the fool Who lifts the veil
Walter, who was once hopeful and optimistic (induced by the stars behind his eyes), has since become disillusioned and somewhat jaded (as if his eyes have now crystalised). He suggests that the gods are not kind to those who seek knowledge (fools who lift the veil)


Walter reads the tea leaves spread on the Sunday papers The things that he sees there would astonish all his neighbours The strongman and the midget, the bearded lady and the tattooed twins.
Walter reads the tea leaves that have fallen onto the Sunday newspaper. His interpretations of the shapes and patterns he sees would be surprising or fascinating to anyone observing him. The things he sees refer to characters that are different or unusual (e.g. a strongman, a midget, a bearded lady, and tattooed twins)


Once there were stars behind his eyes But now they have dimmed and crystalised The Gods are cruel, they tease the fool Who lifts the veil
This repeated stanza follows the same interpretation as described in the previous occurrence




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