Major Leagues
Pavement Lyrics


Jump to: Overall Meaning ↴  Line by Line Meaning ↴

Lip balm on watery clay
Relationships hey hey hey
You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
Angle for the ringside seats
When they fall, don't blame me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

How you gonna teach him to walk
When he can't even finish the
He can't even finish
The songs of the law
Are they civilized or Satanist?
Cater to my walls and see if they fall
Don't leave me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They'll wear you down sometime
Kids like wine
Magic Christians chew the rind
Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let's let'em in

Darling, we're up against it
And there is no time for tie-ins tie-ins tie-ins
Go

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They'll wear you down sometime
Kiss the wine
Magic Christians chew the rind




Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let'em in

Overall Meaning

The opening lines to Pavement's "Major Leagues" are cryptic at first read, but there are some insights to be had. "Lip balm on watery clay," for instance, has an oddly tactile and sensory feeling to it. Perhaps it's a metaphor for trying to stabilize something delicate? "Relationships hey hey hey" is a bit more straightforward, suggesting the focus of the song is on the ups and downs of some form of romantic coupling.


"You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway" leans into the metaphor of love as a form of combat, both tender and fierce. "Angle for the ringside seats" suggests a desire to be a part of something exciting and close to the action, while "When they fall, don't blame me" speaks to the fear of being held accountable for someone else's failures.


As the chorus repeats, "Bring on the major leagues," it's possible to see how the entire song is a call to elevating one's self and one's situation. The Major Leagues are a metaphor for success and power, but also a nod to the American cultural institution of baseball. The song's focus on bad girls, magic, and tie-ins all suggest a somewhat counter-culture mindset that's still looking for a way up to something bigger and more significant.


Overall, "Major Leagues" is a dense and heady song that uses metaphor and allusion to dig into the complicated nature of relationships and ambition. It suggests that love and power can be intertwined, but also that they can wear you down over time.




Line by Line Meaning

Lip balm on watery clay
This relationship feels unstable, like trying to keep lip balm on wet clay.


Relationships hey hey hey
Hey, this is about relationships, and not just any relationships.


You kiss like a rock but you know I need it anyway
Your kisses lack passion, but I'll take what I can get.


Angle for the ringside seats
I'm aiming for a front row seat to witness the downfall of others.


When they fall, don't blame me
I want to be a spectator of failure, but don't hold me responsible for it.


Bring on the major leagues
I'm ready for the big leagues!


How you gonna teach him to walk
How can you show someone the way when you lack direction yourself?


When he can't even finish the
How can someone accomplish something if they can't even complete simple tasks?


He can't even finish
This person is incapable of finishing anything.


The songs of the law
The rules are set; we need to face the consequences of breaking them.


Are they civilized or Satanist?
Is following the rules a sign of civilization or repression?


Cater to my walls and see if they fall
My walls are up, but try breaking them down and see what happens.


Don't leave me
Please don't go; I need you to stick around.


They'll wear you down sometime
Eventually, the people we let in will exhaust us.


Kids like wine
Young people and alcohol both intoxicate us in all the wrong ways.


Magic Christians chew the rind
People believe in spirituality without really understanding what it entails.


Cause bad girls are always bad girls
They say you can't change a bad girl, and I believe it to be true.


Let's let'em in
Let's invite those who are unwelcome into our lives.


Darling, we're up against it
Things are tough, and we're in a tight spot.


And there is no time for tie-ins tie-ins tie-ins
We need to focus and stop being distracted by insignificant details.


Go
Let's do this, let's move forward, let's go!


Kiss the wine
Enjoy the moment, drink and savor the experience.


Let'em in
Let those who are unwelcome into our lives.




Lyrics © WORDS & MUSIC A DIV OF BIG DEAL MUSIC LLC
Written by: Scott Kannberg, Stephen Joseph Malkmus

Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
To comment on or correct specific content, highlight it

Genre not found
Artist not found
Album not found
Song not found
Most interesting comment from YouTube:

@0Ambiental0

Lyrics:

Lip balm on watery clay
Relationships, hey hey hey
You kiss like a rock, but you know I need it anyway
Angle for the ringside seats, when they fall don't blame me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

How you gonna tech him to walk
When he can't even finish the, he can't even finish the songs
Of the law, are they civilized or Satanist?
Cater to my walls and see if they fall, don't leave me

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They wear you down sometimes, kids like wine
Magic Christians chew the rind
'Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let's let 'em in

Darling, we're up against it
And there is no time for
Tie-ins, tie-ins, tie-ins, go

Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues
Bring on the major leagues

They wear you down sometimes, kids like wine
Magic Christians chew the rind
'Cause bad girls are always bad girls
Let 'em in



All comments from YouTube:

@pedrovasconcelos6361

I can't describe in words how special this song was to me at a certain time. and continues to be

@hyeju5690

This is my number one song in Spotify Wrapped in 2023. Love it

@94herring

I just wanna give Stephen Malkmus a big hug ❤

@peterlorrequartet6559

love is like miniature golf. if you can get it past the windmill, things can work out.

@fesantos_guilherme

This is... poetic

@menswear2112

Pavement = it’s okay to be a good guy

@JakeJakeJakeJaekKaejA

What does this mean? I like it but I’m unsure of what you truly mean?

@guitarcat01

one of the greatest songs of all time

@tramlad2

Just a beautiful intro into an exceptional song...the best

@mrt77wv

The band commentary on the Slow Century dvd is priceless.

More Comments

More Versions